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MimiKayuko (powerword: Andria Wehner), is one of the many Deviantart suethors in major denial. Despite having twenty fucking two folders existing primarily to home her various self inserted mary sues, she denies that any of her so called original characters are such.

Thirty-Five Pages of Visual Rape

The Early Stages

MimiKayuko started off just like any 12 year old girl, taking pictures of unwitting classmates so as to appear to have friends and taking photos of every scribble she shits out in a notebook.

She eventually advances from taking blurry photos of her crayon abuse to figuring out what prt+scr button does and proceeds to abuse that as well by joining online roleplaying games and screen capping her beautiful OC's and then submitting them to DA, despite that being against the rules.But nobody reads those. After months of beating on the prt+scr button she discovers the wonders of doll bases.

Rarely does MimiKayuko exert the effort to draw her own shit but when she does every third Thursday of each month during a rain storm of about 5x8 miles after a thick fog proceeding a unicorn bat-mitzvah, they are unfailingly distorted and penis shaped.

More Recently

Yeah, nothing has really changed since her joining in '07-'08. I'm dead serious. She still gnaws on the mouse in MSPaint and slaps her fat rolls on the keyboard when typing up her Oc's bio. The only real change is that her class mates have asked her to stop sneaking photos of them. Her main means of expressing what we can loosely regard as ideas is the dry anal rape of doll bases. Unlike the other talentless children on DA, she has come into possession of a professional art program, photoshop, and yet can't seem to shit out anything on her own and thus relies nearly solely on doll bases. Even after acquiring the program every fuckface little kid on DA cries and begs for, she still shits out MSPaint quality brain diarrhea and cannot grasp the concept of anatomy.

Don't you dare steal her painstakingly crafted original characters!

Or else she'll call you names and go on a tangent about how your original character is a copy of hers even though the only similarity is their hairstyle or skin color. A popular instance is after *[1] submitted a Hetalia oc by the name of Alaska then proceeded to submit a Sailor Universe OC. This enraged MimiKayuko who then wrote a journal pissing out accusations, only to delete it when TashaTusspot removed the images, and provided links so that her fellow retards could report Tasha for having similar characters.

This is the note MimiKayuko sent to one of her psuedofriends crying about how Tasha is stealing her OC's. Her friend proceeded to send the note to Tasha and they lol'd.

The World is SO Unfair

After failing to receive sufficient asspats from the first journal, she writes a second one about the same exact issue as the first one.

Like most other spoiled brats, MimiKayuko throws an utter fit when she thinks she's being treated unfairly. Even when the person she's trying to rally her fellow hand-eye-coordination challenged friends against is totally in the right.

The Many Love Lives of MimiKayuko

Because what manly, physically fit, mentally capable, handsome fictional male doesn't want a selfish, overweight,illiterate 13 year old with seriously anger issues and lack of ambition? As mentioned before, Mimikayuko has shat out twenty-two folders for her gallery for each of her self inserted mary-sues. Her main victims are some of the more popular males of the Naruto Manga/anime including Orochimaru, Cockashi, Kabuto, Sasuke, Itachi and Hidan who are all hers and nobody else is allowed to have them.

99.99% of her Oc bios include something along the lines of her self insert knowing them since a very young age and them being bestust friends and falling in love at the age of five. Of course having a love life as a toddler never effects their ability to be better than everybody else at everything and become the best at what they do. In most cases she is also a princess, even if princesses don't really exist in that time or region or if there is already a princess. If a character is already in a relationship canonly then don't doubt MimiKayuko will deny the validity of that relationship and insist her OC is the only and only true love for them.

Just a few of the many psychotic claims she's made

At one point during her Despicable Me hard-on she had requested that a Gru and Vector based fan group allowed only her Oc and Gru pairings to which the founder promptly denied. She shows no remorse for her greed and only continues to barrel through the media claiming every male she possibly can. Almost anybody will do such as guys from The Hobbit, Naruto, Despicable Me, Disney Movies (Hades, Barbarossa, Milo, American Dragon Jake Long, Jackie Chan, etc) Horses, Hetalia,Xiaolin Showdown,Airbender, Avatar,Kingdom Hearts and various miscellaneous characters.

A Typical MimiKayuko OC

Will unfailingly consist of only their name, a little bit of info and maybe some likes and dislikes but always which canon male she mashes with her self insert. Mimikayuko has never, not once, finished a characters reference sheet. Ever. A sheet will get as far as her info and as soon as you hit the bio she claims she will finish it some other time but never ever does. Obviously this is her method of getting her foot in the door but that's as far as she ever gets. After drawing her character molesting and/or raping some poor man, she moves onto the next love of her HotPocket smeared life. She doesn't even have to know what the show, cartoon, movie or book is about to make an OC for it. The simple rules of that continuum escape this rotund piglet every time. The simple fact that a person in the Airbender Universe has one bending skill or none besides the Avatar flies completely over her head.

Just How Pathetic?

So pathetic that she's made two other accounts on DA used to fave her main accounts 'art' and to defend herself. She's even complimented her own art on more than one occasion. She's even made fan art for herself! Would you like a glass of tears with that roflcake? All three were made at about the same time though neither of the other two have any deviations what so ever. The names of both make it painfully obvious they're just puppet accounts since one accounts name is the name of her god-awful American Dragon oc and the other uses the same first name as that oc and also just so happens to have several of her shit stains in the favorites.

Gallery

Looks Who's aboard the FailBoat About missing Pics

Desperation is best expressed in MSPaint with nearly impossible to read text
Who the hell outlines in pink and purple?
Being the rape child of a drag queen and a mary sue often results in giant penises sprouting from your face.
Anatomy, where U go?

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An ocean background she painstakingly crafted. Remember to credit her if you use this!
What is this?! I don't even-
Another masterpiece.
She is NOT above art theft

She is NOT above art theft
Edited screen shot? This? NAAAAW
Oh look! Costume party in Special Ed!
Ooh babeh. What mentally stable man DOESN'T want a few pieces of that?
Well at least she's an equal opportunity lover. Midgets need love too.
Mimikayuko on her MorganKong account faving her own work.
Faving her Mimikayuko shat on her MorganKatano account.
She even makes gift art for herself.
And here she makes love to herself for drawing herself gift art.

And here she makes love to herself for drawing herself gift art.
And when people call her out on her shit, she jumps on her alt to back herself up.
She goes as far as to compliment her own work on her alt.
That's right all you other fan girls, they all love them obese, illiterate 13 year olds. Sorry
She is seriously this retarded.
She shits bricks after she finds somebody else using line art and they aren't being trolled like she is. Also, the whole internet needs to grow up. Typing in all caps proves this