BYOND

This article needs a serious clean up Somebody should do something about it.

Main Programmer of BYOND:
Lummox JR

Like every BYOND game it is based on another one

Solving real world problems

A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, BYOND is a piece of shit used to create anime games. The community consists of 30-year-old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10-year-old freaks who are obsessed with anime. There are over 9000 anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty MySpace pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.

The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.

For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:

• A blog to bitch about other members or to create drama
• The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further
• Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members
• A misplaced sense of elitism
• The ability to disable ads (for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner)

The 5 Sections

Basically what everyone 13 year old boy goes to when they can’t google their favorite anime BYOND games. It's usually useless because of dumbass admins that make excuses for failure to properly sort them.

Action

It's usually where every dumbass goes when their Xbox 360 caught the red ring of death. It's full of Megaman and Zombie games. Not as bad as anime, but still pretty fail.

Anime

Basically what every Narutard, DBZ Fanboy, Bleachfag, and Pokenerd reside before they make the Final Solution. 99% of byond is anime and all of them are stolen rips of older games.

Casual

Where the admins usually hang around. The only reason people would be over here is to troll.

RPG

Like BYOND anime, only nerdier.

Strategy

NO ONE PLAYS AT BYOND STRATEGY EVAR!!

Creating Games

1. Download any previously stolen source code.
2. Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
3. Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
4. Upload it.
5. Claim it's yours.

Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

Being Cool

Because the majority of BYOND's player bases are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:

• Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
• Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
• Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
• Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
• Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.

If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing alt+f4.

Quotes

	“	I once pleasured a guy for a dollar!	„
	—BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT)

	“	Aww removing comments wont work you shitty rippers!!!	„
	—BYOND member Gokumasaki. (The flailing troll.)

	“	You did not. xD Lmfao. I've been on byond since 06, I've been coding since then too. BYOND is a bunch of 'shitty rips' because of people like YOU and not because of people like me. If you want to make an anime game, Take my approach.	„
	—Byond member King killer 113711. (The know it all.)

	“	o.O I dun bench press dick, if there'd be any work out it'd be riding it.	„
	—Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.)

	“	That's it! I'm leaving BYOND for good!	„
	—Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops

	“	You fucking RKing noob! I hope you go die because you ruined my fun!	„
	—BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz, a retard acting like a 13 year old boy

	“	This isn't a rip!! I Made it all by myself!	„
	—Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks

	“	Why is everyone saying I'm not contributing to BYOND? What part of "I would and I am making one but I have a lot of other things to do so I cant finish it." do you people not understand? I'm working on a game, it's just I want other to make origional games...Do you people see a way to be idiotic, not read the last sentence and humiliate yourselves after I clearely said I'm making a game? Or do you not bother to read the whole thing. Please go ahead and tell me, I REALLY DO wana know...	„
	—BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution

	“	Yeah so what if I screwed up on the forums, you don't need to abuse me in the games I play. I don't care if you're a BYOND staff member, you're the one trolling right now.	„
	—BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled.

	“	well, i do plenty fine with women. Plus i get very high grades in school. So i dont know why i care	„
	—BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda

	“	A RESOURCE EXTRACTER IS LOOSE!!!!!!!! HELP! NOW BYOND IS RUINED! FUCK! (excuse my language) WTH! I THINK BYOND NEEDS TO GO ONTO IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN!	„
	—BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama.

	“	Actually, it's not DW. It's people that have downloaded the .rsc and DW is falsely-promising them a .dmb extractor if they spam the forums.	„
	—BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit.

	“	I'm gay, my parents are aware. Some of BYOND is aware, I don't really care who knows, I just want to put a message out there to those who will listen. My parents have been more than accepting, they're genuinely supportive as well. However if at any point down the road you have a child who happens to be gay... please, please, please don't give the special treatment, and please don't treat them worse. Treat them the same. They're human, they're sane, they're rational, just because they like someone of the same gender does not connote anything. Gay men do not have to be effeminate, gay women do not have to be masculine. Even if they do defy gender norms, don't judge, it's not your darn place to dictate how anyone acts.	„
	—Cocksucker CyAlpha

	“	They be like AB, can you teach me how to aboos, cheat with ur verbs, and niggas cant lose. All I really need is level 2 to hack it, and for you, you and you to superfy and crash it. Go to admin tab, click reward or edit, say it wuz for an event, so that it looks legit, edit his stats to over 9,000 dozen, then say it wasn't you, it was your second cousin. Tens can't strip for what he can't see, so abuse till you tired, rock it like lee. I ain't from Finale but I abuse like Nevets, I give all my frenz SSj, and everybody vexed. I give em free skillz, all the ladies tryna do me, Niggas love to hate, so they try to strip me, Bitches want free stats, I think they tryna rape me. I make the server shine bright when I SSJ, HAHA I stay on my abuse all day! Teach me how abuse...T...T..teach me how to abuse!! ERRBODY SSJ ERR ERRBODY SSJ.	„
	—AnimeBeyond, another example of nigger influence on BYOND

	“	Same old roleplay, just a different day, I'm tryna get free jutsu, each and everyway, Tsuniverse needs some skills, Aby needs admin too, So imma powergame, thats what imma do. Powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard. Okay all I know is powergame, metagame with no shame, lie and get water jutsu, then I make it rain and, I wanna be like Pein, so I powergame, Rinnegan in my tab, Uchiha in my name, then I powergame chidori, godmodding on Kenji, Edo Tensei in my skills list, and tell Jetniss I ain't sorry, aint no need to worry, 5 alts with clans for me, Uchiha to Hyuuga, yen up to 10 stories, then I get in every timeskip, alts in the line, and my jutsu control time, and they don't know that i'm lying, but i'm getting S ranked jutsus, the admins imma fool you, metagaming every bijuu, giving 9 tails to my nephew, cuz I, powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard	„
	—Moar nigger shit by that nigger AB

	“	screw your pokefarm! /FTW ... frick the world.	„
	—BYOND cockLover Tophat. Also known for performing BJ's at a discount.

	“	I have played many dbz servers and i have been unsatisfied. I have hosted, joined, and done everything people have asked me too, I am completely bored of them. I hosted dbz before and some fag named Rorian threated me that if he didnt get level 2 admin he would crash my server with 100,000 networks and it hurt his gay pride. I know I call alot of people gay, but this guy is GAAAAY he is a faggot who plays rp games for a living to try and rape every guy he meets. He prefers Dragon Ball RP games. His search for the legendary, succulent dragonballs to summon the mighty shenrod are still in progress. PROOF of a quote he said “ "o.O I dun bench press dick, if there'd be any work out it'd be riding it." „ —Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.) YOUWANT MORE PROOF LOOK UP ALL THE FAGGOT BITCHES INCLUDING TENS: The most fail BYOND game owner alive. He likes to go into his game servers and abuse while closing down the servers that he doesn't like, even if they're good. Due to the help of SSX he was able to make a DBZ RP game. He now fked up and his games suck. Also he loves to come into games with his BYOND possy consisting of ThirdCoastG and Migurashi. He's sold all his games to lonely nerds to make enough money to complete his sextoy collection.	„
	—BYOND member Randomman1.

	“	-- and that I had previously even worked on iconing for the game.	„
	—BYOND member Rumia, claiming to be great after making shitty icons.

External Links

• Main Web Site
• rsc extractor
• Members area
• BYOND Trolling
• Typical BYOND forum post

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