BYOND

This article needs a serious clean up Somebody should do something about it.

Main Programmer of BYOND:
Lummox JR

Like every BYOND game it is based on another one

Solving real world problems

A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, BYOND is a piece of shit used to create anime games. The community consists of 30-year-old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10-year-old freaks who are obsessed with anime. There are over 9000 anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty MySpace pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.

The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.

For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:

• A blog to bitch about other members or to create drama
• The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further
• Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members
• A misplaced sense of elitism
• The ability to disable ads (for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner)

The 5 Sections

Basically what everyone 13 year old boy goes to when they can’t google their favorite anime BYOND games. It's usually useless because of dumbass admins that make excuses for failure to properly sort them.

Action

It's usually where every dumbass goes when their Xbox 360 caught the red ring of death. It's full of Megaman and Zombie games. Not as bad as anime, but still pretty fail.

Anime

Basically what every Narutard, DBZ Fanboy, Bleachfag, and Pokenerd reside before they make the Final Solution. 99% of byond is anime and all of them are stolen rips of older games.

Casual

Where the admins usually hang around. The only reason people would be over here is to troll.

RPG

Like BYOND anime, only nerdier.

Strategy

NO ONE PLAYS AT BYOND STRATEGY EVAR!!

Creating Games

1. Download any previously stolen source code.
2. Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
3. Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
4. Upload it.
5. Claim it's yours.

Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

Being Cool

Because the majority of BYOND's player bases are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:

• Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
• Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
• Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
• Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
• Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.

If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing alt+f4.

Quotes

	“	I once pleasured a guy for a dollar!	„
	—BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT)

	“	Aww removing comments wont work you shitty rippers!!!	„
	—BYOND member Gokumasaki. (The flailing troll.)

	“	You did not. xD Lmfao. I've been on byond since 06, I've been coding since then too. BYOND is a bunch of 'shitty rips' because of people like YOU and not because of people like me. If you want to make an anime game, Take my approach.	„
	—Byond member King killer 113711. (The know it all.)

	“	o.O I dun bench press dick, if there'd be any work out it'd be riding it.	„
	—Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.)

	“	That's it! I'm leaving BYOND for good!	„
	—Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops

	“	You fucking RKing noob! I hope you go die because you ruined my fun!	„
	—BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz, a retard acting like a 13 year old boy

	“	This isn't a rip!! I Made it all by myself!	„
	—Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks

	“	Why is everyone saying I'm not contributing to BYOND? What part of "I would and I am making one but I have a lot of other things to do so I cant finish it." do you people not understand? I'm working on a game, it's just I want other to make origional games...Do you people see a way to be idiotic, not read the last sentence and humiliate yourselves after I clearely said I'm making a game? Or do you not bother to read the whole thing. Please go ahead and tell me, I REALLY DO wana know...	„
	—BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution

	“	Yeah so what if I screwed up on the forums, you don't need to abuse me in the games I play. I don't care if you're a BYOND staff member, you're the one trolling right now.	„
	—BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled.

	“	well, i do plenty fine with women. Plus i get very high grades in school. So i dont know why i care	„
	—BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda

	“	A RESOURCE EXTRACTER IS LOOSE!!!!!!!! HELP! NOW BYOND IS RUINED! FUCK! (excuse my language) WTH! I THINK BYOND NEEDS TO GO ONTO IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN!	„
	—BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama.

	“	Actually, it's not DW. It's people that have downloaded the .rsc and DW is falsely-promising them a .dmb extractor if they spam the forums.	„
	—BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit.

	“	I'm gay, my parents are aware. Some of BYOND is aware, I don't really care who knows, I just want to put a message out there to those who will listen. My parents have been more than accepting, they're genuinely supportive as well. However if at any point down the road you have a child who happens to be gay... please, please, please don't give the special treatment, and please don't treat them worse. Treat them the same. They're human, they're sane, they're rational, just because they like someone of the same gender does not connote anything. Gay men do not have to be effeminate, gay women do not have to be masculine. Even if they do defy gender norms, don't judge, it's not your darn place to dictate how anyone acts.	„
	—Cocksucker CyAlpha

	“	They be like AB, can you teach me how to aboos, cheat with ur verbs, and niggas cant lose. All I really need is level 2 to hack it, and for you, you and you to superfy and crash it. Go to admin tab, click reward or edit, say it wuz for an event, so that it looks legit, edit his stats to over 9,000 dozen, then say it wasn't you, it was your second cousin. Tens can't strip for what he can't see, so abuse till you tired, rock it like lee. I ain't from Finale but I abuse like Nevets, I give all my frenz SSj, and everybody vexed. I give em free skillz, all the ladies tryna do me, Niggas love to hate, so they try to strip me, Bitches want free stats, I think they tryna rape me. I make the server shine bright when I SSJ, HAHA I stay on my abuse all day! Teach me how abuse...T...T..teach me how to abuse!! ERRBODY SSJ ERR ERRBODY SSJ.	„
	—AnimeBeyond, another example of nigger influence on BYOND

	“	Same old roleplay, just a different day, I'm tryna get free jutsu, each and everyway, Tsuniverse needs some skills, Aby needs admin too, So imma powergame, thats what imma do. Powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard. Okay all I know is powergame, metagame with no shame, lie and get water jutsu, then I make it rain and, I wanna be like Pein, so I powergame, Rinnegan in my tab, Uchiha in my name, then I powergame chidori, godmodding on Kenji, Edo Tensei in my skills list, and tell Jetniss I ain't sorry, aint no need to worry, 5 alts with clans for me, Uchiha to Hyuuga, yen up to 10 stories, then I get in every timeskip, alts in the line, and my jutsu control time, and they don't know that i'm lying, but i'm getting S ranked jutsus, the admins imma fool you, metagaming every bijuu, giving 9 tails to my nephew, cuz I, powergame, metagame, powergame hard, honest rpers don't get rewarded in this boulevard	„
	—Moar nigger shit by that nigger AB

	“	screw your pokefarm! /FTW ... frick the world.	„
	—BYOND cockLover Tophat. Also known for performing BJ's at a discount.

	“	I have played many dbz servers and i have been unsatisfied. I have hosted, joined, and done everything people have asked me too, I am completely bored of them. I hosted dbz before and some fag named Rorian threated me that if he didnt get level 2 admin he would crash my server with 100,000 networks and it hurt his gay pride. I know I call alot of people gay, but this guy is GAAAAY he is a faggot who plays rp games for a living to try and rape every guy he meets. He prefers Dragon Ball RP games. His search for the legendary, succulent dragonballs to summon the mighty shenrod are still in progress. PROOF of a quote he said “ "o.O I dun bench press dick, if there'd be any work out it'd be riding it." „ —Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.) YOUWANT MORE PROOF LOOK UP ALL THE FAGGOT BITCHES INCLUDING TENS: The most fail BYOND game owner alive. He likes to go into his game servers and abuse while closing down the servers that he doesn't like, even if they're good. Due to the help of SSX he was able to make a DBZ RP game. He now fked up and his games suck. Also he loves to come into games with his BYOND possy consisting of ThirdCoastG and Migurashi. He's sold all his games to lonely nerds to make enough money to complete his sextoy collection.	„
	—BYOND member Randomman1.

	“	-- and that I had previously even worked on iconing for the game.	„
	—BYOND member Rumia, claiming to be great after making shitty icons.

The Community

Gato547

• The most gayish Narutard byond game owner.
• Gives away gm for ms points..how retarted.
• A notable rapist and ripper.
• Known as TP a.k.a The Pussy.

Jaboodles

• Retarded kid who believes he is a master at trolling. He is of course a nigger, so a simple math equation will send his brain into overload, shutting him down for the rest of the day.

Jamel1027

• Fag who uses ripped sources to create games he thinks are epic, but at the end of the day, still has accomplished nothing but pure utter fail. His parents are disappoint.

Nightbreaker

• A nigger who thinks he's cool because he can host a game from his shitty computer made from bamboo sticks and soggy french fries. Needs to be trolled 24/7 for optimum lulz.

Xorbah

• Very fail due to his lack of originality. White boy yet tomato color looking with blonde fag hair. Who wouldn't blame him if he quit life. Make a original game you chump!

Sderg AKA Sderp

• One of those Bleachfags who plays the shitty Bleach Last Horizon. He likes to give the source to the game out for free and expects to be admin, but ends up banned from the game. One of the most immature players you will ever meet full of abuse. He may actually be a girl as found on this website under "Sderg" http://snyp.net/gallery.html.

TupacRIP

• Faggot ass ripper who thinks he knows it all and claims to know smart ass math. His name is Clinton and he will rage at you cause hes a bitch. He's also a dirty nigger.

Rorian

• Faggot who plays rp games for a living to try and rape every guy he meets. He prefers Dragon Ball RP games. His search for the legendary, succulent balls are still in progress.

PerfectGoku

• He's a sex beast with over 9000 sexually transmitted diseases from numerous counts of gay sex, but a narcissistic black person. Shitty excuse for a game designer.

King killer 113711

• Another nigger who claims to make master games, yet hasn't come out with a single piece of shit game. Needs to be sent back to Africa with his chimpanzee brethren.

Ruckus the Zookeeper

• Ne-ga-ro catcher who gets hired to troll.

DooshBaugettes

• OMG HE IZ A BILLY MAYS H8R
• Fag who wants to be a troll in every way possible.
• Defiles the Troll name
• Makes me want to commit suicide
• Notable Quotes include:
• ONE GUY DARED BILLY MAYS TO SELL LAVA AS A DRAIN CLEANER. THAT GUY BOUGHT THE LAVA FOR TWENTY BUCKS FROM HIM TWO MINUTES LATER. OXY CLEAN ISN'T REALLY JUST A DETERGENT, IT'S THE CONCENTRATED POWER OF BILLY MAY'S AWESOME SELLING POWERS.
• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK
• This was written by a famous troll btw

Bishamon121

• The successor of Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard. He is a stupid fucktard who paid 2,000 dollars for an online game filled with weaboos and pedophiles. Has a case of unwarranted self-importance, but will always be white trash.

Ishina

• A very, very disturbing individual, and a chronic tarp. He has never played or acted like a character of his gender on BYOND, only choosing to play females, and due to the raging hormones of teenage boys who play this failsite, gets cyber raped 24/7, but instead of rejecting the homosexual relations, he instead cyburz back, letting out an occasional moan as a tentacle rips open his cyber pussy, and also tempts young boys with roleplayed pantyshots and moments of vulnerability. Private investigators and Faux News have, through, painstaking study and years of research, proven that Ishina is infact a stereotypical 50 year old fat white nerd living in his mom's piss reeked basement with a highly leveled up WOW account

Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard

• The most fail BYOND game owner alive. He likes to go into his game servers and abuse while closing down the servers that he doesn't like, even if they're good. Due to the help of SSX he was able to make a DBZ RP game. He now fked up and his games suck. Also he loves to come into games with his BYOND possy consisting of ThirdCoastG and Migurashi. He's sold all his games to lonely nerds to make enough money to complete his sextoy collection.

Nevets

• A 10 year old boy plagued by down syndrome and autism, Nevets is famous for the most obscene bullshittery and abuse in the history of BYOND. It all started when the dumbfuck Tens gave the host files to a 8 year old boy fresh out of kindergarten. Nevets, like many others on Byond, thinks that he is superior just because he talks like an uppity white boy and banzorz anyone who questions his extra chromosome 21. When the crack cocaine wore off, Tens realized he fucked up, and corrected his mistake by taking away the cracker's hosting rights forever. Nevets is now found lurking on the bastard offspring of Finale, except this time, he has adopted the average byonder's unwarranted self-importance.

Aby

• Thinks he is the shit and what he does is the shit. Annoying ass kid(which is how he acts). He likes to suck Tenshaku/Dragonn/Nubtard's dick to host a server on the hub. He's a fat nigger who tries to muh dick tarps and his dad is a slave in Africa. He lives in downtown compton in a house filled with bullet holes, semen, and expired milk.

AnimeBeyond

• A nigger/wigger who thinks he's cool even though he's clearly not, and speaks in ebonics for attention from his superior white counterparts. He has a shitty dial up connection because his up to date computer is made out of the finest technology in Africa. His hobbies are raping tarps, and getting internet pussy because he is duh rl g dawg. He was last caught sucking dick on EU.

SilvaDreams

• The resident female of Dragonball Pheonix, he/she went to work sucking mad dick once more after the rise of pheonix. Years of cumshots and anal penetration finally paid off, as he/she is now Bishamon's male/female sex slave in exchange for admunz.

TienShenhan

• Another Byond reject that claims to be 27 years old with a family, yet still plays BYOND every waking moment of his life. He claims that he rly wanted to take his daughter to her first day of Kindergarten, then have sex with his below average wife, but Pheonix was having double exp gains for one day only, and he had to attend to the important things in life.

Shoushin-Hime

• A master tarp who managed to confuse the BYOND community for over a year, leading them to think he was a girl with bouts of PMS and random womanly outbursts, however, the mythbuster squad of Byond, consisting of niggers AnimeBeyond and Aby exposed the trap on MSN via this image- http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9059/shouisatarp.jpg

Gokumasaki

• He is a fail troll that tries to emulates greats like Soul Lust and Darkwizard.

Dinomaster45

• He's a sneaky dastardly little 15 year old Mexican who makes shitgrass (GFX, well his version of gfx)
• He's also in love with the user named Axerob, he's this guy who pirates shit on the internet.
• Dinomaster45 has a robotic voice to an extent; it sounds like he has a dick up his ass.
• He's also been spotted raping animals. Him and GamemakingDude have surely made sweet doggy sex in the shower.

Cyberlord34

• He's been banned; praise white people.

AxeRob

• He likes to get down with the verbs. He's fat white trash with an even fatter girlfriend who's rolls he loves to suck on while he codes his fail excuse for a nurutu game.

IceWarriorX

• The deranged black person owner of the Bandwagon guild, he prays on the weak little children of BYOND, hoping to suck their testicles.

Jeff8500

• The biggest fucking nerd to have existed in the history of a penis.

SilkWizzard

• This guy has to be the most retarded rich white faggot on the face of the fucking planet. His unwarranted self-importance is pathetic.

Holybond/Malamalajong

• The most annoying and whining bitch you will ever meet. If he doesn't get his way he'll use his elite hackzor skills to penetrate your shithole.

NightmareZarkus

• Another faggot who has followed the way for making games outlined above and has created Bleach the Last Horizon rip edition revised
• Has the shittiest community for games on BYOND.

Asellia

• Some black person That owns Naruto New Dawn
• A Literal Faggot That enjoys taking it up her Fatass Asshole
• Fag coder of rip Bleach Last Horizon

Ss4gogeta0

• A dragonball Z nerd who can't grasp the fact that the show ended 20 years ago.
• Made a fail ass DBZ rip game that is never hosted due to the lack of tits and super saiyan.
• A self proclaimed raper of everything with a penis, man or animal.
• GETS A HARDO GAI FOR ANYTHING RELATED TO DBZ OR SILENT HILL
• A stereotypical nigger that uses racist slurs to insult others, but irl he's black himself, and only manages to lower his self esteem as he cries in the fetal position after a session of rapid masturbation.

' Kazaname

• Enjoys giving Bj's in his spare time for a a quarter an hour quite bargain!
• A known Pedophile and Rapist thats right two for the price of one!!

' Angel.Ninja

• Stupid ass slut who uses her looks to manipulate admins. Constantly talks shit but really has 25 black men in her house that rape her every night and uses byond to cover it up. If you google her ass you can find her on suckingdick.com

' Ryuritsuka

• Straight up cunt who trys to pass as a guy, when its clearly obvious she's bitching because of her vaginal leakage.

' Cross Higu

• AKA the ugliest nigger on byond. You can't even see him in the streets because his head will reflect the sun light into your eyes, therefore making him in permenant solar flare mode.
• A stupid black nigger who has never had a girlfriend in his life, and tries to use intelligence to cover it up. The closest he has gotten to an girl is touching the betty crockercake box.
• A rapist who cybers tarps in order to fufill his fantasys of related to any female.

' Mistick

• Stupid bitch who cybers 100% of the BYOND Nigger population.
• White skank who's been admin on all BYOND games for having sex with the owners.
• Racist.
• Fat Ass, Nigga liking, cunt punk, bitch slut faggot ass whore with no life.
• Fantasizes about black men.
• 50% Tarp.
• Known to have a deformed stank pussy.
• Will cyber you for jutsu/techniques/or money.

' Iocamus

• Noob faggot ass ripper who constantly quits SSO and comes back for attention and more butt lickings from the players.
• A white justin bieber face ass faggot who is butt hurt that noone will play his shitty rip.
• Shane Dawson acne wearing ugly ass dumb cunt.

' Jetnissian

• Inactive game owner
• Cock sucking nigger who tries to act professional
• McDonalds working nigga who tries to impress people by adminning a fail ass Naruto Game
• Lives in Brooklyn; Ghetto ass nigger who needs to go back to Africa
• Kunta Kinte

' Mugen234

• Gay faggot ass non-updating game owner
• A stupid jamaican nigger who tries to rap to support his first born child conceived by his on mother.
• A dumb nigger that has waves that do not float and tries to show them off in the shitty youtube videos he makes.
• A faggot that looks like he's straight out of roll bounce and has an deformity in his brain, thus the reason why his key is Mugen234 instead of Mugen123, stupid nigger can't count.

' Jakoin

• A white faggot.
• Looks like a crazy stupid fucking sheep with big eyes and a bunch of pimples all over his forehead.
• A wannabe black guy.

' Sal Mota

• A retarded 12 year old.
• A boy who knows too much for his age.
• Lives in a farm, feeding his goats his own d-cup man breast milk.
• Loves big black horse cock in his mouth.

Noiamnotokay

• Some retarded, homo, 12 year old asian kid.
• One of the faggots who makes shitty icons in efforts to look cool infront of his many e-friends.
• Likes Kiba1177 and Jetnissan's dick and cum in and around his mouth.
• Human Centipede

Rimu

• Flaming asian homosexual who wears skinny jeans in order to show off his rock hard boners to other males.
• Wanna be troll who is raped by The Company or Tsuniverse every night.
• Also known as a Reverse Tarp.
• Hinted to be "Arina" the famous BYOND tarp.
• Attention whore.

Rich2008

• A dumb mother fucker who enjoys making fail SSO rips.
• Loves the big white cock all over his mouth and in his ears.
• A stupid nigger who doesn't know what year it is, when it's 2012, not 2008 dumbfuck.
• Kunta Kinte's little brother.

Packerfan147

• A stupid halfa who enjoys the big white dick in his ass because of the webcam picture he's taken.
• Enjoys being an annoying fuck by typing like a Helen Keller.
• Loves to make 20 keys with the word Packerfan in it when they suck so much fucking dick.
• Sucks Kageki's big black dick 24/7.
• His dick is 3 inches.

External Links

• Main Web Site
• rsc extractor
• Members area
• BYOND Trolling
• Typical BYOND forum post

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