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iObnoxious: my names teo and i can copy and paste google language!!
Guest_x3NDx: Stop
Guest_x3NDx: Sto
iObnoxious: fucking retard.
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Guest_x3NDx: Stop
iObnoxious: learn some cool tricks
Teo: Well there you go now I can report you. And that's not google language.
(It's the Zalgo generator)
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Teo: inb4disabledaccount
iScreamzilla: -.-
iObnoxious: awhh cool kid googled cool symbols?
Teo: You're incredibly ignorant dude.
Guest_sashabrilliantrose: hey
iObnoxious: stfu
iObnoxious: ur incredibly bad at trolling
Teo: no u
Guest_OMGITSCATIE: What did I come in on? <_<
Guest_x3NDx: Teo can I PC you?
Teo: If I'm getting a reaction out of you, then it's working. Just getting you to post that again was a sign of success.
(Me typing truth)
Guest_x3NDx: (private chat)
Teo: I've already won you dumb prick.
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Guest_HOTSHARLYN: sasha you look horrible
iObnoxious: haha idts
iObnoxious: you seem mad bro :)
iObnoxious: umad?
Guest_x3NDx: UMAD?
Teo: usad.
Guest_x3NDx: xD
iObnoxious: nopee
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iObnoxious: im actually watching tabby eat on cam lol.
iObnoxious: and shitting on ur life.
iScreamzilla: LOLZ
Guest_x3NDx: Anyone in here got Skype or MSN?
Teo: ha ha (emoticon)
KaiLuvzYou: xD
Guest_x3NDx: Like Im totally bored
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Guest_x3NDx: I dunno what to do xD
Teo: So now you're this cool internet tough guy looking at chicks on webcams yeah that totally sounds like you.
Teo: Hey kid how about you do only one thing at a time so your brain can process it?
Teo: Stick to your webcams or imvu cus god knows you can't do both.
iObnoxious: nope im just verbally more talented than you are.
iObnoxious: anything you say i will 1 up.
iObnoxious: thats just the imvu chain bud :/
Guest_x3NDx: What's with the fighting guys? o3 o
Teo: Do you know how much I am owning you, you fatty fat fat man?
iScreamzilla: I like this better than the spamming.
iScreamzilla: Lolz.
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Guest_x3NDx: Lolz totts
iObnoxious: i dont think ur owning anything
iObnoxious: u came
iObnoxious: u trolled
iObnoxious: now u mad
iObnoxious: and im laughing
KaiLuvzYou: xDD
Guest_x3NDx: XDD
Teo: I am laughing at you. For reacting so hard to my bullshit.
iObnoxious: and now u lieing :3
(Dude's delusional)
Teo: Really dude? You think you're better? THAT'S A LAUGH AND A HALF ha ha.
iScreamzilla: What a lovely weather this is
iObnoxious: hey whatever u gotta do to win bro
iObnoxious: ohh really?
iScreamzilla: Getting cold
iObnoxious: sounds like u mad broski
iScreamzilla: I hate the cold.
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Guest_x3NDx: Can I add some of you here?
iObnoxious: hey broski
iObnoxious: u mad?
(This dude is the cancer that is killing /b/)
iScreamzilla: Go ahead
iScreamzilla: Ima brb
Teo: Look at how easily I baited the coolest guy in this room.
Teo: May this be a lesson to all of you.
KaiLuvzYou: tyt
Teo: Not to fuck with me.
Guest_x3NDx: Kk thnx
iObnoxious: lmaoo
iObnoxious: k buddy
Teo: Or you end up like this douchebag.
iObnoxious: u sureee taught us all ;)
iObnoxious: i honestly feel bad for you.
Teo: Just having you respond back proves that I defeated you.
Teo: You are EASY broski.
iObnoxious: i think u have social problems maybe downsyndrome.
iObnoxious: i dont wanna push this further for that reason.
(Oh hating on people with Down-syndrome, you'll earn the room's favor with that comment.)
Teo: Easy play.
Guest_x3NDx: This is the most fun I've had all day.
Teo: I'm barely trying.
Guest_x3NDx: Thanks random dude ;)
iObnoxious: im assumeing ur 14.
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Teo: Assume all you want bro I still got ya I am laughing so much right now
iObnoxious: as i used to play pretend also when i was that age
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Teo: You seem to be slightly irrate....
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iObnoxious: you seem to be using vocab above ur age level.
iObnoxious: im impressed.
Teo: I love this guy...
Teo: Dumb emo fag you fall for it EVERY TIME.
(Every time)
Guest_x3NDx: Lols
iObnoxious: lmao
DudeXWtfXShellz: Hewo...
Teo: What are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry crocodiles tears while bleeding your arm off now?
iScreamzilla: SHELLZ<333
DudeXWtfXShellz: TABBY<333
iObnoxious: you know your winning when the person relys on labels and looks to gain an upper edge xD
Guest_JoeBoi345: hilo ppl
Guest_JoeBoi345: DX
Guest_JoeBoi345: laggin
Teo: I had the edge the moment you started talking back to your better.
(Me saying more truth)
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DudeXWtfXShellz: That's probably my fault. xD
Teo: How incredibly foolish you are.
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Guest_x3NDx: BANANA *¬*
DudeXWtfXShellz: Ick. -___--
iObnoxious: your childish :)
Teo: Dude what do you think he's gonna type next?
Guest_cloudycandy78: o-oo
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Teo: I see the bubble on top of his head, stupid fag doesn't get it lol.
iObnoxious: theirs no way to win verbal fights lmao.
Guest_x3NDx: I love little tiny people, so cute ^-^
iObnoxious: ur gonna type
iObnoxious: im gonna type
Teo: Well you can always not type that's an option bro.
Teo: You don't have to comment on my gorgeous good looks.
Guest_x3NDx: Love the face bro
iObnoxious: lmaoo. no one even knows what u look like
iObnoxious: upload a pic for us all too see
iObnoxious: cmon bro
(Pshh he wants me to upload a picture of myself? I'm wearing a mask)
Teo: Rest assured I am quite beautiful.
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iScreamzilla: -Stalks Alex's profile.-
DudeXWtfXShellz: <_<
DudeXWtfXShellz: xD
KaiLuvzYou: o-o
iObnoxious: hahaha
iObnoxious: ur probably an ugly shit
iObnoxious: no one knows what u look like
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Guest_x3NDx: Oh, I know what he looks like xD
Teo: In fact, I can't post a picture because if I did, all the girls would wet themselves in pure awe. Plus it's rather stupid to put your picture on the internet for millions to use for whatever they please.
iObnoxious: i think its the complete opposite
Teo: What sort of dumb ass would embarrass themselves for eternity? I know I wouldn't.
iObnoxious: i think u dont post pics
iObnoxious: and if u have to
iObnoxious: u post pictures of ur friends from facebook cuz ur faggot
iObnoxious: amirite?
Guest_cloudycandy78: ok finally done loading
Guest_cloudycandy78: o.o
Teo: NO YOU ARE NOT RIGHT
DudeXWtfXShellz: Ahahah
iObnoxious: all caps?
iObnoxious: u mad xD
Teo: All caps.
iObnoxious: its okay alot of people fake :)
iObnoxious: they all fat and ugly :)
Teo: No you don't get it I have to type that when someone says that
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Guest_x3NDx: Need more fun stuff >.<
Teo: Makes it funnier.
Guest_cloudycandy78: i just got bumbed like a whore
Guest_cloudycandy78: -.-
Guest_x3NDx: Come on, I'm watching this like a movie
Guest_BlueEmoConverse: Hi :P
DudeXWtfXShellz: xDDD @Candy
iObnoxious: no one gets u buddy, ur in ur own imaginary world with ur silly v for vendetta mask that looks extremely stupid xD
Guest_BlueEmoConverse: I am a nyan cat ù.ù
Guest_viceversa34: >.<
DudeXWtfXShellz: Ahah
Guest_x3NDx: I Have Nyan cat Youtube thingy xD
Teo: So bro do you have a picture? I mean it's rude to suggest a pic from someone if you don't even show your own. That's just plain cowardice.
Guest_x3NDx: where he's the bar
Teo: You want to see my picture? Then show me yours.
Teo: So which one is you? That's like 5 people get one of you.
iObnoxious: bottom
Teo: Can't you just get a normal picture without the fat angle? I mean unless you're actually fat.
Guest_viceversa34: lol
iObnoxious: lmao
iObnoxious: im pretty sure several people can vouch for me that im not fat in this room
iObnoxious: so wheres ur pic?
Teo: It's not hard dude. Get your phone, take a picture, send it to your email, and host it on an image site.
Teo: Really not that hard can you at least do that much?
iObnoxious: wheres ur pic?
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DudeXWtfXShellz: Ohmylanta, Viceversa, I love your hoodie. xDD
iObnoxious: nuff said.
DudeXWtfXShellz: Batman<3
Teo: I'm not showing a pciture of me until I get a picture of you. The one you sent me is something a poor nigger from africa would send me. Send me something legit and not gay.
Guest_viceversa34: lol
iObnoxious: lmfao.
iObnoxious: i posted my facebook
iObnoxious: add me, remove it
iObnoxious: unless u dont have a facebook?
iObnoxious: LMAO.
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Guest_viceversa34: >.<
iObnoxious: in that case ur a fucking looser :D
Teo: I don't have a facebook. Only no life losers who follow trends go on facebook.
iObnoxious: and this conversation is over.
(He really thinks facebook is a big deal in this conversation)
Guest_viceversa34: and i got bumped
iObnoxious: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Guest_viceversa34: p7
SammixxD: Hallo Everyone :p..
iObnoxious: /end discussion
Teo: facebook is a trend and only losers and emos use it.
(More truth)
DudeXWtfXShellz: Hewooo
Guest_x3NDx: Just coz someone doesnt have a facebook doesnt mean they're a loser
Teo: Which makes sense.
iObnoxious: hahahahaha
iObnoxious: u lost kid
iObnoxious: no facebook is for uglies
Teo: You're the one who lost, just having a facebook is enough to fuck you with. Everyone on dramatica is going to have a chance to hack away at you.
Guest_viceversa34: nah no facebook is for people who dont want to get addicted to it lol
iObnoxious: hahaha
DudeXWtfXShellz: xD
Teo: And there's nothing you can do but quit. Which means you will lose.
iObnoxious: let em hack boiii
iObnoxious: ur looser friends can all take a whack at my facebook
iObnoxious: cuz ill delete and remake and have the same 400 friends i did :)
(The 400 friends that he doesn't have.)
Teo: Well there we go... now I got permission. Don't get any lawyers cuz that's proof that you said I could.
(You read it yourselves. Leave him nice complimentary comments about how beautiful and sexy he looks on his facebook. He don't mind.)
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iObnoxious: hahahahaha
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Guest_viceversa34: wow
iObnoxious: you wont hack shit
Teo: I won't, you're not even worth hacking.
iObnoxious: didnt think so ;)
(Emoticon)
SammixxD: Fighting Over Facebook .-.?
Guest_viceversa34: lol
Guest_viceversa34: yup
DudeXWtfXShellz: xD
iObnoxious: i called that when i gave u permission <3
Teo: Not me, I don't have one.
Guest_viceversa34: i find it funny
SammixxD: aha ^-^
DudeXWtfXShellz: Me too.
iObnoxious: please none of u start... u dont know what this fight is over.
iObnoxious: and u will be thanking me for starting this.
(I know people who will thank you.)
Guest_DaraTakesOver: XD
DudeXWtfXShellz: I'm not. -puts hands up-
Guest_viceversa34: its about your guys looks
iObnoxious: ;P
iObnoxious: nope
iObnoxious: its about this
DudeXWtfXShellz: I'm outta this.
Guest_viceversa34: you want to see who is sexier lol
Besides having multiple labeled communities, the people who seem to inhabit the site have a sort of "hate" for the management. Being the failed attempt at being Second Life, IMVU has been on beta mode for like 3 years and continue to produce mass fail with every little update. Butthurt, IMVU decided to create fun little tools for the community to distract them from the shit.
Some time last Thursday, IMVU decided to toss up some bonus features and content to its users. At least to the users who want to pay out the ass for them. Such features include new dances, new moves, new clothing you can't normally get (which is basically every article of clothing), new ways to assrape teens, animations, music, disco lights, plush toys (for raping), sex toys, electric chairs, and a partridge in a pear tree. Even the Pope himself has played this game along with Jesus, the real guy. Oh, and you can also pay to register your name permanently (which means you're no longer a "Guest_" on IMVU) if you really feel like stealing mommy's credit card to do so.
The Forum
Possibly the main and only area for lulz, the forums on IMVU consist of butthurtfaggots and 12 year old girls who spend hours trolling others while getting a huge hard on for anyone else who adds to the trolling. For some reason a great number of the people in the "off-topic" section (O-T for short) are particularly retarded. Especially the losers who has been there for many years and think they are the shit. Many have the need to write random topics about their lives and how they are doing. The Off-Topic forum has three topics:
Crushes on Imvu are about as normal as Bush not pulling out of Iraq. When in doubt, get a fellow internet fuck buddy. The main reason people on IMVU date is not to date, but to get rid of a huge boner that has been erect for over a hour. When on the forum its constant "<3""lets fuck"
Family Groups
This has to be the biggest pile of lulz on the whole damn site. People on the OT love each other very much and like to make Packs in each of these Packs theres a leader, a real lolcow who is a overly happy aspie who spends about 6 or 7 hours on IMVU forums posting shit with the supposed "^_^"
Begging
Begging on IMVU is apparently the Anti-lulz and is considered lower than worshiping Satan or killing innocent babies with a kitchen knife. Rather than ignore the begging, they make stickers to avoid the butthurt of beggars.
Off Topic
It's heavily-trolled.
Trolling opportunities
Several things make this website easy to troll
1) There are no filters on names which makes trolling almost too easy.
2) There are no filters on chat you say in a room. So threatening to kill people, rape them, and eat their corpse are awwwwww right!!!!
3) Certain words when typed in chat cause all people in the chat to hear a scripted sound. These sounds are all ridiculously loud and obnoxious. This should be your bread and butter; if you aren't typing threats, eating food, or taking a shit you should be spamming this furiously for maximum win (and ear rape).
Best found so far: Scream, makes a high pitched wail that can blow out eardrums if your headphones are on.
