Foxconn

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Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered

Foxconn is a child slave labor camp owned by crapple and it's non-existent imaginary investors. It is best known for making shitty useless products used by brainwashed Scientologists that don't understand how to use a real computer.

Racism

Foxconn will only hire Asian children to work at their labor camp. Anyone at the age of 17 or older or is not Asian will get sent off with a fine. (Niggers who apply just get shot most of the time. But that doesn't matter because the only nigger that has ever been to Asia is Will Smith's son when she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie)

Child Labor

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Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires slanted eye children to do hardcore labor when working at their "factory". The slanted eye children that behave excellent and above average get a generous slice of gum every 5 hours of worshiping "The Forbidden Apple" and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every single slanted eye child that works at foxconn deserves it, some of the employees at crapple don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.

Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.

Relaxed Work Experience

If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, only about 500 kids commit suicide every year from working barely at all. This is mainly due to Encyclopedia Dramatica being blocked on their shitty linux computers that lag like hell due to the fact they cost about 2 freaking dollars or that they stole it from a nigger.

High Quality Products

Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. If you buy an iPod Touch Yourself and open the box to find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund and everyone will think your crazy after trying to explain yourself. You crazy bastard. And if your damn sleep button gets jammed don't expect that to get covered on your non-existent warranty that really doesn't cover anything.

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