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'''Foxconn''' is a slave labor camp known for making [[IPad | shitty products]] used by brainwashed [[macfags]] that don't understand how to use a real computer.
'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple | crapple]] and it's non-existent imaginary investors. It is best known for making [[IPad | shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Scientologists]] that don't understand how to use a '''real computer.'''
==Suicides==
==Racism==
Foxconn will only hire [[Asian]] children to work at their labor camp. Anyone at the age of 17 or older or is not [[Asian]] will get sent off with a fine. ([[Niggers]] who apply just get shot most of the time. But that doesn't matter because the only [[Tom_Cruise | nigger]] that has ever been to Asia is [[Will_Smith | Will Smith's]] son when [http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-karate-kid/4857 she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie])
==Child Labor==
[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]]
[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]]
Throughout 2010, 14 successful suicide attempts were made. It's assumed the workers simply could not live with themselves knowing that they were spending long hours making crappy apple products for crappy apple consumers.
Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires [[Asian | slanted eye children]] to do hardcore labor when working at their "''factory''". The [[Asian | slanted eye children]] that behave excellent and above average get a generous slice of gum every 5 hours of worshiping "The Forbidden Apple" and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though '''every single slanted eye child that works at foxconn deserves it''', some of the employees at crapple don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.
Foxconn being the productive souls that they are, installed suicide-prevention netting and asked their employees to sign "no-suicide pledges".
<center>'''Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.'''<br><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube><br></center>
==Relaxed Work Experience==
If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "''factory''". Working conditions are so relaxed, only about '''500 kids commit suicide every year''' from working ''barely'' at all. This is mainly due to Encyclopedia Dramatica being blocked on their shitty linux computers that '''lag like hell''' due to the fact they cost about '''2 freaking dollars''' or that they '''stole it from a nigger.'''
==High Quality Products==
Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. If you buy an iPod Touch Yourself and open the box to find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund and everyone will think your crazy after trying to explain yourself. You crazy bastard. And if your damn sleep button gets jammed don't expect that to get covered on your '''non-existent warranty that really doesn't cover anything.
==See Also==
==See Also==
Revision as of 19:05, 31 October 2011
Happy Foxconn workers
Foxconn is a slave labor camp known for making shitty products used by brainwashed macfags that don't understand how to use a real computer.
Suicides
Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that
Throughout 2010, 14 successful suicide attempts were made. It's assumed the workers simply could not live with themselves knowing that they were spending long hours making crappy apple products for crappy apple consumers.
Foxconn being the productive souls that they are, installed suicide-prevention netting and asked their employees to sign "no-suicide pledges".
