Danny Phantom

NOT fanart.

Danny Phantom is a completely unoriginal cartoon series created by Butch Botch Hartman. Nickelodeon, in early 2004, decided they needed a copycat cartoon show to compete with Kim Possible, another unoriginal piece of shit cartoon airing on some other network, in order to rake in teh meth funds. They even went so far as to hire the same character designer, but soon after the production ran over budget and they had to hire fuckwit cookie-cutter writers to do the rest of the work.

The Show

You'll never be the same again.

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A typical scene from the hit show, Danny Phantom.

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This takes Masturbation to a whole new level!

Every episode is centered around Danny Fenton, his two parasitic friends Sam Manson and black person, his ghost-obsessed parents, and his stereotypical older sister named Jasmine, frequently referred to as "Jizz" "Jazz". Danny has to hide his ghost persona for fear of persecution, much like teh gay people residing in closets. It is automatically assumed that Danny and his friends are all closet cases, due to their gay transvestite teacher. Remember, gay teachers mean gay students!

Most fans of this show lack the capacity to understand the horrible pseudo-hip-hop theme song completely. It describes how Danny became a ghost hybrid. The story goes that Danny's fat, square-shaped father, Jack Fenton, was working on a project to compete with Goatse, but in an unexpected turn of events, anyone who came in contact with the device was either so shocked they turned ghostly white and gained superpowers, or they were shot in the gut with a Magnum. They decided to hide it in the family basement, while it was still completely functional. It's obvious that Danny's parents are either fucktarded or want their children dead. Danny, by nature a white knuckled video-game playing basement dweller, was exposed to Jack Fenton's device, gained ghost powers, and discovered the horrible ghost zone that exists beyond Goatse's colon. Rather than turn the fucking thing off or break it, Danny takes on the responsibility of capturing the ghosts that were now coming out of device in Danny's basement, and BANG. Fifty episodes. The same thing over and over and OVER. It gets really, REALLY bad at times, especially when you realize that the show is a combination of Scooby-Doo and anime. WHY DON'T THEY JUST DESTROY THE GHOST PORTAL?

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Danny Phantom supported the Lolocaust.

The show jumps between lame teen angst that's been done at least 100 times before, and limited animation filler that would only be interesting if you were smoking salvia. Danny and his minions attend Casper High-school, a Zionist plot to perpetuate the stereotypical high-school society so another generation of fucktards are too obsessed over teenage drama to see that ZIONISTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

The school's name is also a faggoty joke about a cartoon character nobody under 95 remembers.

The show obtained many geeky fangirls after a certain period of time, as most shows are cursed to, although this is mainly groupies and trolls who can't do much better than writing up underage kiddie porno and bitch-slapping each other for no apparent reason. This is why the show died off so fucking quickly. The groupie community has tried to support DP by creating crudely-drawn pictures of everyone holding hands, which is easily confused with an image depicting the Gay Pride Parade. These pictures have stacked up in the hundreds, to which Butch Hartman seems to be either ignoring, or using the print-outs to wipe his fat ass with.

See Also:

• PoellePhantom
• Whitegryphon
• Kitty006
• EmikoKohana
• cindre
• Carrie Angel

Facts

• Danny's character is voiced by a wanker by the name of David Kaufman, who acts out the voice and character of the whiny, horny teenager surprisingly well.

• Butch Hartman originally wanted the show to be moar liek Ghostbusters but decided to make it more original, thus the idea of the ghost teen was born.

• His fans blame gays for the show getting cancelled. For MOAR info, see WhiteGryphon and Kitty006.

BIG FUCKING CHAIN OF SHITTY FANART

On DeviantART there happens to be a stupid fad in which shitty Danny Phantom OCS and other self-inserts are holding each other's hands, forming a chain of at least 100 shittyn drawings screaming "SAVE DANNY!". Of course, neither Nickelodeon or Butch will listen.

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  The one that started it all.
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  Danny and Vlad 4EVAR.
• You can't unsee his tiny dick, Sam.
  You can't unsee his tiny dick, Sam.
• also cocks
  also cocks

External Links

• Official Crap - Shit Games Here!
• The Whores, Whee.
• Typical Danny Phantom fan fiction.(Check reviews.)
• WWOEC already raped the show to shit.
• Random groupie-fuckage bullcrap.
• leik omfg!!!111 lolz witch turd r u??!?!?!111
• The Big Cock Database

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