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| [[Image:Tatiana Moldovan Whore.JPG|thumb|right|Typical Moldovan child prostitute]]
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| Moldova is that droopy, moldy, [[ugly]] looking piece of water-challenged country next to Romania[[image:Flag_ro.gif]]. They claim they speak "Moldovan", but that really is just Romanian with a few spelling differences, so it's just a ''dialect''. Moldova is pretty [[butthurt]] because it is the poorest country in Europe, though [[Kosovo]] is working to claim the title.
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| Warning:Butthurt Moldovanians will claim that Moldova existed since the middle ages. This is a illogical argument made of [[stupidity]] and [[fail]] seeing as they are reffering to Moldavia which is something entirely different.
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| == History ==
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| They could have had a piece of the Black Sea action but the Ukrainians owned them and they got denied a port city. Romania got to own Moldova during World War II, resulting in an influx of Transylvanian vampires. Stalin and the USSR took Moldova after the war because [[Stalin]] wanted to use the [[vampires]] to spread [[communism]] and to harass people in gulags. Incidentally, this was the height of Moldovan prosperity and proved the only thing Moldovans are good at is serving either Russians or Romanians
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| ==Achievements==
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| Moldova is the only country no one has ever heard of.
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| other "achievements" include:
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| *Poorest country in east Asia.
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| *Drunkest country in the world.
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| *And the truly epic lulz of the "Kishinev riots" in 1917 when they pawnd a bunch of jews.
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| == Economy ==
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| Moldova exports shitty wine, tobacco, and gypsum, the world's most racist mineral. They also export misery in the form of child slaves and a miasma of discontent that is vividly encountered by proponents Western Democracy. They are probably better-known for contributing to worldwide [[meme]]ry by exporting the [[Numa numa]] song.
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| Their music industry is [[o rly?|slowly but surely taking off]].
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| Here is Moldova's number one pop star [[Sasha Bognibov]] and his hit single, [[lolwut|"I Love The Girls Of Thirteen Years Old"]]
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| == Famous Moldovans ==
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| #O-Zone, the faggy band that sang the [[Numa Numa]] song.
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| #[[Epic Sax Guy|Sergey Stepanov]] | |
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| that's about it.
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| == Jokes ==
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| While Moldova isn't know for its humor, the people of the country are often the butt of various jokes from their neighbors...
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| For example;
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| A father and child are in a muesuem discussing the theory of evolution when the child asks if Moldovians evolved from apes. The father reminds the child that apes evolved from Moldovians.
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| == Haters ==
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| * [[Russia]]ns and Ukrainians (same thing)
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| They have a troop presence on the Moldovan border. Vampire conspiracy? I think so. Technically its been its own country for 15 years but Moldovans still don't know how to count.
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| * Italians
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| I'd link to articles about it, but most of them are in dago, so here is a brief summary. Italians hate the fact that Moldovans keep trying to move to [[Italy]] and make it all ghetto. Italians believe that [[Fact|all Moldovan immigrants are criminals or prostitutes or welfare bums]], but the [[Kosovo|kosovars]] [[fail|are better at it]].
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| An Italian-Moldovan shit band called Haiducii actually ripped off the [[Numa numa]] song and tried to pass it off as their own. This demonstrates that despite Italian beliefs that Moldovans are degenerates, they actually have a lot in common with Italians.
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