Morgan Spurlock

Morgan Spurlock, moar like Morgan Spermcock, amirite? That's the original pronunciation of the name in West Virginia.

This guy just loves putting stuff in his mouth.

a.k.a "The dude who made the movie 'Super Size Me'" is an attention whore who fucked himself up by eating a metric dickton of McDonalds food and whining that it was bad for him.

Rise to Fame and Nobodyhood

Spurlock later parlayed this minimal amount of fame into a TV show called 30 Days, in which he does stupid shit nobody does for OMGWTF thirty days. One of such adventures was living in a ghetto on minimum wage, which he did for closer to ten days because it was too hard and his hippie vegan slut girlfriend almost died. Yet another episode involved Spurlock surviving only on cum, but this episode never aired when it was revealed that he's been doing this since he was born.

He also later made some shitty movie called Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? in which he sought to determine the location of the world's most wanted man by using the totally, 100% scientifically accurate method of wandering around the Middle East and asking any of the Arabs he met that spoke English if they knew where he was. From this, he determined that Bin Laden would nevar be found by anyone.

Whoopsy!

Fans

Morgan Spurlock's fans will often say how his eating McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner for one month straight was the reason they stopped eating there once or twice a month. These people are retarded, and are easily trolled by the reminder that anything, even water, if overused can kill you.

Haters

OH NOES! Morgan Spurlock has haters. For instance, this guy, who finds great joy in debunking Spurlock's junk science. Recommended reading for people who hate Morgan Spurlock.

The second Morgan Spurlock hater who knows how to make a website is Byron Crawford, who doesn't just hate him, but wants to black person Did I mention he's black? He is.

Credit goes to MysteryBot for bringing these articles to my attention. Thanks!

The Present

Nobody cares about Morgan Spurlock anymore, so it is likely that he killed himself, but no one gives enough of a shit to find out.

See Also

• Louise Ogborn
• Attention whore
• McDonald's
• Hipster
• Cumdumpster

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