Bitch

Slap a bitch today. You'll feel better.

Bitch

You are doing it wrong.

Bitch.

Believe it or not there are bitches on deviantart

A bitch on bitch showdown on deviant that made Kelly leave forever. Seriously go check. Musashden FTW

Been a long time but Musashden finally bitches again!

Her throat looks like a vagina, fact.

Bitches make great rape material.

What are you looking at, bitch?

Bitches love it when you pwn daemons with a stick.

Used by breeders to refer to female dogs. But as nobody gives a damn about breeders, it is used by everyone else to refer to any woman. Modern women are conflicted about whether bitch is an insult or not. Lesbians say it stands for "Babe In Total Control of Herself" but that's just because they are called bitches twelve times a day (at a minimum) and they had to come up with some kind of positive acronym for the word. Bitch is also used by inmates when referring to new male brides. Men in mainstream society have borrowed the term, and may call any other male they have successfully dominated "their bitch". It is common knowledge that bitches don't know about my dick.

It is common knowledge that bitches love The Goat Tower.

Concerned mothers fall under this category.

Using Bitch In Conversation

The word "bitch" can be used in pretty much any conversation.

A typical example

Typical Afrospeech

• Down The Street At The Nigga Household
  • Single "Bitch get me my fried chicken and watermelon flavored koolaid."
    • Double "Yo wife bitch, i'm bringing a white bitch home tonight."
      • Triple "Yo bitch, stop screaming bitch, i'll kill yo bitch!!!"

Jolly Sports Chat

• Look Who's Running Purdue
  • "This message isn't for Purdue, nope, it's for Gottlieb YOU ARE A BITCH, a cheating, lying, bitch. I know things on you and I am totally coming for you. You may not see this, but someone there will, I am calling you out! Not to locker number 3, but to reply anywhere and defend the reasons for you being allowed on TV (even if it is cold pizza half the time) or Radio (at night). You suck and I think you have major problems, more than ESPN knows. You are a bitch a bitch a bitch. Come get some if you could ever defend this."

Defining Boundaries

• Funplex Cute Kids
  • "OMG you are so mean you are a bitch you fugly slut"
• Hey if your 13 come talk to me
  • "im with chad and you are a bitch bitch you mother fuckin bitch who is such a fuckin bitch you horney mother fuckin bitch you get off here ok you biest bitch bimbo stupid ass bitch get off ok oh yeh and your mama."
• Heartless Bitches' Malebag
  • "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH!"

Disagreeing With Artistic Criticism

• Hip-Hop On A Higher Level
  • "yo Big Weezy check it take your corny ass lyrics and go home you little bitch. lay off my mutha fuckin black person Big O and why cant you throw up your hands like a man instead of hiding behind a gun maybe you know my nigga Big O will beat your gumbo eatin bitch ass to a state of unconsciousness youll be seein triple Sprites in your eyesight. You are a bitch come to NYC with that bullshit we will throw your bitch ass of the Brooklyn Bridge you faggot.
• Teen Movie Critics
  • "Dear Bitch, You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the fucking movies before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars aliens are stupid?! All the Star Trek aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot! Your a stupid, uncle fucking, ugly, fat, crack whore!!! YOUR REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking moron...duh..." MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS. - Love, Robert"

The bitch house

Bitch, please

This is what you say to a female after she asks you if you're paying for the meal or movie. Or, if she asks you if you "want to go again," whatever that means.

Woman: Hey, that sex was incredible...can you give me another go?

Man: Bitch, please, once was enough for your yeast-infected ass. I'm going to troll Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Typical bitch behavior

Bitch getting what's coming to her. Man, I wanna see more jay martins like that.

The non-tubetard version.

And then some!