JustinRPG

I wanna be! The very best!

JustinRPG (real name Justin M. Coolidge) is a pokemon-obsessed manchild who claims to be 50% cat, 50% human, and married to the pokemon Reshiram. Besides making several copyright-infringing photo manipulations for his DeviantArt page featuring him interacting with pokemon, JustinRPG is known for his willingness to do whatever the fictional creatures tell him, perhaps illustrated best in an image in which he is ordered to eat Moltres' shit.

Jesus fucking Christ.

His love for pokemon seems to know no bounds. He has spliced them into photographs of himself, written stories about his relationships with them, and composed songs dedicated to them. He operates mainly on DeviantArt, but can also be found on Twitter, as well as 789chan, fruitlessly trying to defend his sick fetishes.

Marriage to Reshiram

They're meant for each other, clearly.

Despite pokemon not having visible genitalia (not to mention the fact that they aren't fucking real), Justin is head-over-heels in love with Reshiram. Justin has written lengthy stories describing his dream world, in which no one looks down on him for his beastialic marriage. In this one, Justin lists off the various things that make Reshiram attractive to him: Reshiram, being a fire type pokemon, keeps Justin warm in the winter time; the protection Reshiram's "legendary" status offers Justin is a plus ("80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack," Justin claims); the fact that Justin and Reshiram repeatedly interrupt each other with the same words is apparently a major turn-on (?), and the debt Reshiram feels to Justin for having been freed by him from some trap keeps her in a perpetual state of servitude.

“	"So, being married to a legendary Pokémon, not to mention she is a lot bigger than you and a lot more powerful too, does it make living, life, and activities harder to do together?" asked the announcer. "No actually, it makes it more interesting," Justin answered. "Especially the love making."	„
—JustinRPG

Linear Pair of Angles

"Linear Pair of Angles" is the name Justin goes by when he becomes a "musician." So far two of his songs devoted to pokemon have surfaced. The first is "12 Legendary Pokemon of Christmas," a cover of the classic Christmas song, only with rambling, out-of-tune singing that's just dripping with autism.

His second song, and perhaps his most well-known, is "I Love Reshiram (Married to Reshiram)," a heartfelt tribute to the object of his masturbatory fantasies. It's better experienced than explained.

Stories

Justin is also a very good book writer as well. porn fic writer. You can see it for yourself below.

this story is about a male human and a female Reshiram titled:

Reshiram's Sex slave

Reshiram: Time to get up Justin Coolidge, 8 AM, time for another day of sex, sex slave

Justin: Another day, day 77 out 365, 288 more days of being your sex slave, Reshiram, If I can last the rest of the 288, I get 1 Million dollars!!!

Reshiram: Yes, I know, You sold yourself to me as a sex slave, I have never seen anybody do this with a Reshiram!

Justin: Yes Reshiram, the guy who did the same thing for a female Meganium inspired me!!

Reshiram: We got our talking done, and now on to the sex.

Justin: Yes, Reshiram!

Reshiram: You can start by licking my vagina.

Justin: As you wish.

Narrator: Justin start licking Reshiram's vagina in very fast licks

Reshiram: Keep going at it Justin, the timer is set for 30 minutes, when that goes off, we'll move to intercourse.

Narrator: 15 minutes later...

Reshiram: Ooooh I'm cumming, continue to lick Justin, I don't care if my female ejaculation is coming out of my vagina, you still have 15 more minutes to lick my vagina...

Narrator: Justin continues to lick Reshiram's vagina while Reshiram's female ejaculation is squirting out and lots of it gets into Justin's mouth.

Reshiram: Now You must swallow all that cumm in your mouth, Justin

Justin: Ugh, GULP!!

Narrator: After the rest of the 15 minutes of Justin Licking Reshiram's vagina.

Reshiram: Now put your penis into my vagina and fuck me hard!!!

Narrator: Justin puts his penis into Reshiram's vagina and moves it up and down.

Reshiram: Oh, Justin, Oh Justin, oh, Justin, Oh Justin,oh, Justin, Oh Justin, you fuck so good!

Justin: Hey, this actually feels good! I actually like fucking a Vast White Pokemon, Reshiram! even though you are a dragon / fire type Pokemon, and I am just a human! Not to mention, your are twice as tall and, WAY bigger than me!!!

Reshiram: oh, Thank You Justin!! Just keep on fucking me!!!

Justin: I will definitely make the rest of the 288 days!!! I'l be a millionaire, and may even go another year for free!! I can get used to this!!

Reshiram: You would do that for me?

Justin: For you Reshiram! Yes, sexy Vast White Pokemon

Reshiram: Stop saying Vast White Pokemon, you are embarrassing me!!

Justin: Sorry,

Narrator: While Reshiram, & Justin were talking and having sex, Reshiram has an orgasm, Reshiram's vagina squeezes Justin's penis

Reshiram: Ooooooooooooh YES!! JUSTIN!!!!

Reshiram: Another hour of sex, Justin?

Justin: Yes, Reshiram

Narrator: Reshiram & Justin have sex for another hour!

Reshiram: One hour break, and we'll start the whole thing over again!!

Narrator: Justin goes back into his room and because of his experience with Reshiram, he sits anxiously and waits.

Justin: This is going to be the longest hour in the history of time!

THE END

Another story that a human gets raped by a Palkia:

A female Palkia flies over a neighborhood looking for an unexpected human for sex. The Palkia says to herself, "hmmmmmm... which one, which one. That one right there." the Palkia spots a 26 year old man. The Palkia swoops down and grabs the man.

"Let me down! Stupid Palkia. Let me Go!" the man yells and struggles but is unable to break free. The Palkia takes the man to a secluded area

At the area the man asks, "What do you want from me?" the Palkia responds, "you are going to have sex with me right now!" the man yells back, "No fucking way am I having sex with a Palkia." "Are you sure you want to refuse, I am giving you one more chance to submit." says the Palkia. "No, I am not going to have sex, Just forget it!!" the man rages. "Then I must." the Palkia Responds

The Palkia then attacks the man with the attack Spacial Rend. The man falls to the ground due to the Spacial Rend attack.

"Are you going to have sex with me now?" asked the Palkia. "Yes, anything, just don't attack me again! I'll do anything you want" the man responds. "Very well." says the Palkia, "let's begin shall we."

The man and the Palkia get ready for sex. "First of you can start by licking my vagina." the Palkia says to the man. The man starts licking the Palkia's vagina. "Don't stop until I say so" demanded the Palkia. The man licks the Palkia's vagina for 20 minutes. "Now, stick your tongue way up my vagina." the Palkia commanded. The man does so.

"Ooooooh I have to urinate. Do not take your tongue out while I do so." the Palkia told the man. "Oh God" thought the man.

The Palkia urinates while the man's tongue is in Palkia's vagina and it turns out that the Palkia really had to go. Palkia's urination lasted a whole minute and a half. Lots of Palkia's urine was getting in the man's face and into his mouth.

"I want you to swallow that urine in your mouth. And do not take your tongue out of my vagina while you do so." the Palkia demands. The man swallows Palkia's urine. The man gags.

"Now, continue to lick my vagina until I ejaculate with my female fluids. When I do, open your mouth and allow my female ejaculation in." demanded the Palkia the man licks the Palkia's vagina it wasn't until 25 minutes later when Palkia ejaculates. The man follows the instructions and opens his mouth and all of Palkia's female ejaculation enters the man's mouth.

"Now swallow it!" demands the Palkia. The man does so

"Now onto intercourse." says the Palkia. "I want you to stick your penis into my vagina and move it up and down. Do not stop" the man does so

30 minutes later the man and the Palkia are still having sexual intercourse. A Male Palkia shows up at the scene. The female Palkia says to the male Palkia, "Care to join in for a threesome?" "Sure!' says the male Palkia."Go a head and stick it in this mans butt." the female Palkia says. The male Palkia does so. The man screams.

The two Palkia's have really hardcore sex with the man for another 40 minutes. The man's penis releases semen. In about another five minutes the Female Palkia's vagina gushes Female ejaculation followed by the vagina squeezing the man's penis. Moments later, the Male Palkia cumms as well.

"Now, that was fun!" the female Palkia says. The male responds, "I agree! But I got to go now, huge legendary Pokemon battle at the mountain" the male leaves the scene.

The man asks the female Palkia, "Can I go now?" "Just one minute" says the Palkia.

The Palkia then attack the man with another Spacial Rend attack then vanishes without a trace.

"It's all over now, that was scary. I don't want to see another Palkia for the rest of my life!" the man says to himself. The man gets up and heads home.

                                 THE END

Wasn't it amazing?

Gallery

Sing With Me, Reshiram! About missing Pics

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  Oh lordy.
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  No words for this one.
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  I looooove Reshiraaaaam.
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  Why is he so damn helpless?

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  100% original artwork.
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  DAMN IT, I SAID IT'S ORGINIAL!!
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  Sexy.
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  You're in public, God damn it.
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  Yeah, he's not gonna win.
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  How many girlfriends does he think he has?
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  Lugia bows before Jesus. Wait... what?
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  Fanart by Shmorky
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  All you need is looooooove
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  And I mean all, every last bit

See Also

• Aspie
• Pokemanz
• Realmrsoptimusprime a freak who thinks she's married to a giant robot.

External Links

• JustinRPG on DeviantArt
• JustinRPG on Twitter
• JustinRPG on YouTube
• JustinRPG on eBay
• Justin Coolidge on Facebook
• JustinRPG on Furaffinity

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