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After the attention began rolling in, Dakota once again changed her attitude and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. Once mildlyposting profanity, homophobia, and plainly acting like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace she then made a tumblr for the sole purpose of uploading various images of her photoshopped visage and nothing else. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer <del>questions</del> compliments by "ass-kissers". When the first Korean news video came and mistook that her tumblr actually had a purpose to what they thought was "giving advice on beauty and style" is when things actually started going that way, like making videos showing off her clothes and doing nothing else. It was then that she pretended to abandon her bitchy ways and instead turned to youtube to [[Bullshit|wave and blink like a kawaii little asian girl.]] | After the attention began rolling in, Dakota once again changed her attitude and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. Once mildlyposting profanity, homophobia, and plainly acting like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace she then made a tumblr for the sole purpose of uploading various images of her photoshopped visage and nothing else. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer <del>questions</del> compliments by "ass-kissers". When the first Korean news video came and mistook that her tumblr actually had a purpose to what they thought was "giving advice on beauty and style" is when things actually started going that way, like making videos showing off her clothes and doing nothing else. It was then that she pretended to abandon her bitchy ways and instead turned to youtube to [[Bullshit|wave and blink like a kawaii little asian girl.]] | ||
She posted a screenshot picture on twitter claiming a woman was [http://oi40.tinypic.com/21d32p4.jpg "constantly kissing her ass"] | She posted a screenshot picture on twitter claiming a woman was [http://oi40.tinypic.com/21d32p4.jpg "constantly kissing her ass"] | ||
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Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakota has taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gain favour with her [[azn|Asian]] fans, who won't touch anything older then 8 with a chopstick. Ages can range anywhere from 15 to 18, though it's mostly 16 years old on a good day. It seems that nobody has yet thought to question her varying ages, even despite Dakota uploading an image of herself blowing out the candles on an "'''18th'''" birthday cake. | Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakota has taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gain favour with her [[azn|Asian]] fans, who won't touch anything older then 8 with a chopstick. Ages can range anywhere from 15 to 18, though it's mostly 16 years old on a good day. It seems that nobody has yet thought to question her varying ages, even despite Dakota uploading an image of herself blowing out the candles on an "'''18th'''" birthday cake. Were it possible to validate these claims, it would only serve to prove one of two things, that she has either been lying about her age the whole time or that her parents are shit eating pageant-mind fuckwits who allowed their 10 year old daughter to get snakebites and bleach her hair to the extent that it fell out. | ||
[[Youtube]] and [[Tumblr]] users have been seen attempting to leave comments questioning the [[bullshit|validity]] of her [[lies| | [[Youtube]] and [[Tumblr]] users have been seen attempting to leave comments questioning the [[bullshit|validity]] of her [[lies|aesthetics]], only having found them to be hastily removed by none other then Kotakoti herself. | ||
Past inquiries have yielded mixed results, Dakota having once revealed that she does in fact wear hair extensions and false eyelashes; has since backtracked completely and deleted all [[truth|evidence]] of her having ever said so. There has been speculation regarding the condition of her eyes, which appear to change shape and colour entirely at random, however Dakota has stated that she not wear circle lenses so it must be [[photoshop|true]]. | Past inquiries have yielded mixed results, Dakota having once revealed that she does in fact wear hair extensions and false eyelashes; has since backtracked completely and deleted all [[truth|evidence]] of her having ever said so. There has been speculation regarding the condition of her eyes, which appear to change shape and colour entirely at random, however Dakota has stated that she not wear circle lenses so it must be [[photoshop|true]]. | ||
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==Kotakoti, Aspiring Artist== | |||
==Kotakoti, Aspiring Artist, Aspiring... Makeup Artist?== | |||
[[Image:Dakota Rose Fantastic Art3.jpg |thumb|left|]] | [[Image:Dakota Rose Fantastic Art3.jpg |thumb|left|]] | ||
[[Image:Dakota Rose Fantastic Art4.jpg|thumb|left|]] | [[Image:Dakota Rose Fantastic Art4.jpg|thumb|left|]] | ||
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Said artwork can be found at [http://shop.kikikannibal.com/default/gallery-art.html Kiki Kannibal Store], [[Kiki Kannibal|Kirsten Ostrenga's]] personal site that she uses to sell her sparkly lanyards. | Said artwork can be found at [http://shop.kikikannibal.com/default/gallery-art.html Kiki Kannibal Store], [[Kiki Kannibal|Kirsten Ostrenga's]] personal site that she uses to sell her sparkly lanyards. | ||
In a bizarre recent turn of events, Dakota having recently realized that she is shit and useless at everything she does, has decided to take up yet another hobby for her to be completely shit and useless at by engaging in the magical world of makeup artistry! Now you too can learn how to deceive people into genuinely believing you're an attractive person! Advisory warning for users, always make you sure you're facing said people dead-on, do not turn your head to the side as this will reveal the illusion and people will know that you're not really an attractive person. | |||
Okay, cut her some slack. So she's never had any formal training, and it's not like she's [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/c/c5/Child_Dakota_Rose_Kotakoti_Ostrenga.jpg even been applying it that long], or like she has any notable techniques or even in possession of any renowned makeup must-haves.. but that doesn't mean she can't be good at what she enjoys, right? '''WRONG'''. | |||
It seems that Dakota's knowledge of makeup only stretches as far as to what she's seen when [[Google|Googling]] for Ulzzang makeup tutorials. Her makeup tutorial are that bad that she's already deleted 2 of 4 of the videos she's uploaded in an attempt to hide her [[fail|failure]]. | |||
<center>'''Two examples of Dakota's innovative and completely unique makeup styles'''</center> | |||
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[[Image:Kotakoti dakota rose ostrenga makeup artist fail.jpg|700px|center]] | |||
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In late 2010, Kirsten and Dakota proved their fuckery of a life and their parents' terrible parenting by having a [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/2/22/KikiFamilyProbssm.png domestic dispute] that was only resolved when the [[police]] were eventually called to the household. | In late 2010, Kirsten and Dakota proved their fuckery of a life and their parents' terrible parenting by having a [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/2/22/KikiFamilyProbssm.png domestic dispute] that was only resolved when the [[police]] were eventually called to the household. | ||
In early 2011, the Ostrengas were pressing for any [[desperate|hope]] of their daughters being [[attention whore|recognized]] in an attempt to get paid for being [[loser|deadbeats]] so they reached out to [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 Rolling Stone Magazine] and in return, Kiki was [[whiteknight|whiteknighted]] by having text written among underage [[whore|half naked]] photoshopped photos of her corpse. The article painted Kiki in a bias light and many comments blamed failed parenting, outed Kiki's true side that wasn't mentioned, and called-out the "journalist's" [[bullshit|biased whiteknightmenship]]. Kirsten tried to get her make-believe army to [http://i56.tinypic.com/wlwtg2.jpg fight her lies] for her, but nobody who followed her bothered doing so. Clearly, this [[rage|pissed]] off [[psychopath|Cathy Ostrenga]] who had RS remove comments before taking the option away entirely after realising that the comments were full of the ugly truth. Cathy Ostrenga eventually [http://i55.tinypic.com/enkom.png created an account] to post in a livejournal [[snark]] community, that is notorious for [[trolling|calling]] Kirsten out on her bullshit, with optimism that the community would help in her obsession with building a case against [[Chris Stone]] - she was mocked. RS mentioned Kiki's desperation for online fame even after her path drove her [[useless|shitty parents]] into bankruptcy and foreclosure, having quoted her, ''"If you take me off the Internet, the bullies will win."'' RS was quick to claim one of Kiki's former boyfriends (now dead) as a rapist, regardless of the fact that Cathy Ostrenga had already been [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/f/f7/CathyostrengaRapeLIE.png caught lying in official documents]. Reminisce of [http://i53.tinypic.com/2i6gfwm.png the evidence] used on the article's comments still exist, though Cathy has gone through the [[detective|depths]] of the internet to get her daughter's own wrong-doings [[baleet|baleeted]] claiming [http://i52.tinypic.com/3466zr4.png copyright infringement] on behalf of some [[trying too hard|dead-end, laughable]] 'company'. | In early 2011, the Ostrengas were pressing for any [[desperate|hope]] of their daughters being [[attention whore|recognized]] in an attempt to get paid for being [[loser|deadbeats]] so they reached out to [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 Rolling Stone Magazine] and in return, Kiki was [[whiteknight|whiteknighted]] by having text written among underage [[whore|half naked]] photoshopped photos of her corpse. The article painted Kiki in a bias light and many comments blamed failed parenting, outed Kiki's true side that wasn't mentioned, and called-out the "journalist's" [[bullshit|biased whiteknightmenship]]. Kirsten tried to get her make-believe army to [http://i56.tinypic.com/wlwtg2.jpg fight her lies] for her, but nobody who followed her bothered doing so. Clearly, this [[rage|pissed]] off [[psychopath|Cathy Ostrenga]] who had RS remove comments before taking the option away entirely after realising that the comments were full of the ugly truth. Cathy Ostrenga eventually [http://i55.tinypic.com/enkom.png created an account] to post in a livejournal [[snark]] community, that is notorious for [[trolling|calling]] Kirsten out on her bullshit, with optimism that the community would help in her obsession with building a case against [[Chris Stone]] - she was mocked. RS mentioned Kiki's desperation for online fame even after her path drove her [[useless|shitty parents]] into bankruptcy and foreclosure, having quoted her, ''"If you take me off the Internet, the bullies will win."'' RS was quick to claim one of Kiki's former boyfriends (now dead) as a rapist, regardless of the fact that Cathy Ostrenga had already been [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/f/f7/CathyostrengaRapeLIE.png caught lying in official documents]. Reminisce of [http://i53.tinypic.com/2i6gfwm.png the evidence] used on the article's comments still exist, though Cathy has gone through the [[detective|depths]] of the internet to get her daughter's own wrong-doings [[baleet|baleeted]] claiming [http://i52.tinypic.com/3466zr4.png copyright infringement] on behalf of some [[trying too hard|dead-end, laughable]] 'company'. | ||
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</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
== Known Aliases & Accounts == | == Known Aliases & Accounts == | ||
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* Koti Rose | * Koti Rose | ||
* Dakota Rose | * Dakota Rose | ||
* Spooky Koti | |||
Revision as of 22:34, 29 January 2012
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Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable (Not really. Her mouth is too small, forehead is too massive. She'll cut you with her beak nose and razor sharp chin before she flies away with her monkey-dumbo ears.), suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup and Photoshop in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become thin and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
She has yet to be signed. At all. By anybody.
Introduction to Kotakoti
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything. Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians".
Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully angled photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her desperation to be noticed by anybody. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the Asian Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable loli's.
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an inferior Asian countries news slot and not the kawaii Japanese national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous loli you know.
After the attention began rolling in, Dakota once again changed her attitude and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her formspring. Once mildlyposting profanity, homophobia, and plainly acting like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace she then made a tumblr for the sole purpose of uploading various images of her photoshopped visage and nothing else. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer questions compliments by "ass-kissers". When the first Korean news video came and mistook that her tumblr actually had a purpose to what they thought was "giving advice on beauty and style" is when things actually started going that way, like making videos showing off her clothes and doing nothing else. It was then that she pretended to abandon her bitchy ways and instead turned to youtube to wave and blink like a kawaii little asian girl.
She posted a screenshot picture on twitter claiming a woman was "constantly kissing her ass"
The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos they made themselves was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a "screencap" of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a man the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos.
Youtube and Tumblr users have been seen attempting to leave comments questioning the validity of her aesthetics, only having found them to be hastily removed by none other then Kotakoti herself. Past inquiries have yielded mixed results, Dakota having once revealed that she does in fact wear hair extensions and false eyelashes; has since backtracked completely and deleted all evidence of her having ever said so. There has been speculation regarding the condition of her eyes, which appear to change shape and colour entirely at random, however Dakota has stated that she not wear circle lenses so it must be true. Of course nobody will be able to provide you with caps of her saying any of this on account of her deleting fucking everything. You can typically find Dakota hanging out at home alone, Twittering back and forth a slurry of racist and homophobic slurs with her only friend and sister, Kiki Kannibal.
BackgroundPreviously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it camwhore, Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), a supposed statutory rape, a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of hefty fines. When it comes to being white trash, the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition. Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged Kirsten and Dakota from a young age into competitive whoring, with it being discovered that her incestuous, pedophile father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters.
Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves. Said content includes screencaps and videos of Kiki and Dakota ranting about the gay, black and mentally/physically handicapped and disgusting nudes. Getting in contact with Cathy and Scott Ostrenga is easier then ever nowadays! All you have to do is follow these simple instructions below:
02. Submit defamatory and/or damaging material involving Kiki and/or Dakota to the internet and proceed to distibute expeditiously 03. Wait 30-60 mins 04. Sit back and chuckle obnoxiously as the DMCA violations and threats to sue begin rolling in!
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