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==Kotakoti... The "Apology"== | ==Kotakoti... The "Apology"== | ||
In an attempt to subdue the Anons who were exposing Dakota's true nature, she issued an apology on her blog. Although some Anons were appeased by this gesture of peace, it was clear to the majority that yes, Dakota was very sorry… sorry that the cracks in her barbieelfgoddess facade had started to show. Not only had she neglected to acknowledge everything she is being held accounted for ("it was only 1 video guyz!!") she managed to weasel in a few lies about her age as well. | In an attempt to subdue the Anons who were exposing Dakota's true nature, she issued an [http://kotakoti.com/?p=635 apology] on her blog. Although some Anons were appeased by this gesture of peace, it was clear to the majority that yes, Dakota was very sorry… sorry that the cracks in her barbieelfgoddess facade had started to show. Not only had she neglected to acknowledge everything she is being held accounted for ("it was only 1 video guyz!!") she managed to weasel in a few lies about her age as well. | ||
So in light of Dakota's faux apology, we feel its only right we respond to Dakota's gesture, and do a bit of "clearing the air" ourselves: | So in light of Dakota's faux apology, we feel its only right we respond to Dakota's gesture, and do a bit of "clearing the air" ourselves: | ||
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<big>'''- | <big>'''-I made immature jokes about lesbians and suddenly I am a "fat-people hater", racist, homophobe, and "ugly-people hater". (Yes, they actualy said I hate fat people…)'''</big> | ||
That's because you do hate fat and ugly people Dakota. You said so yourself. | |||
[[Image:fat and ugly people.png|700px|center]] | |||
==Kotakoti, cyberbully extraordinaire!== | |||
[[Image:Anonymous_comment_ostrenga.png|thumb|The comment that the Ostrenga's anonymously left on girlarmaggedon's tumblr.]] | |||
[[Image:Fake_kotakoti_comment.png|thumb|The fake comment Kotakoti's mother planted on her blog as a ploy to garner sympathy for her daughter]] | |||
Mere hours after the apology was issued on her blog, verbal insults were being thrown around tumblr from an Anonymous source, targeting anyone who had said anything negative about Kotakoti. Most Anons had a suspicion from whom the insults were originating, but there was no proof until the Ostrenga's insulted someone who had put an IP tracker on their tumblr page. The original post can be seen [http://girlarmageddon.tumblr.com/post/17135656644 here] | |||
Long story short, a friend had commented on girlarmaggedon's profile and said "you look like what Kotakoti wishes she looked like". Someone from the Ostrenga household did not like this, and decided to leave an insult on this young, soon-to-be-a-mother girl's page. Lucky for girlarmaggedon she had an IP tracker and tracked the source of the message back to the Ostrenga household. Whether it was Dakota, or her mother we do not know. But what we do know is one of the Ostrenga's have been doing this to numerous tumblr users who have ever made a negative comment about Kotakoti's photos. | |||
Another Anon browsing Kotakoti's blog noticed that for the first time a negative comment had been left on her blog just shortly after her apology was issued. Anyone who has tried to leave a comment on her page knows that all comments are personally screened by Dakota herself. Additionally, it was noticed that this comment had similar writing styles to a blog owned by [http://crazyhypocriticalhaters.tumblr.com/ Dakota's mother]. How did this one negative comment slip through to her blog? I think we can be safe in assuming this comment was planted by Cathy Ostrenga as a ploy to garner sympathy for her daughter. | |||
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* [http://www.youtube.com/user/dakotakoti Youtube] | * [http://www.youtube.com/user/dakotakoti Youtube] | ||
* [http://prettyuglylittleliar.tumblr.com/ Pretty Ugly Little Liar] Tumblr diligently devoted to uncovering Dakota's asshattery | * [http://prettyuglylittleliar.tumblr.com/ Pretty Ugly Little Liar] Tumblr diligently devoted to uncovering Dakota's asshattery | ||
* [http:// | * [http://girlsinglasshouses.tumblr.com/ Girls In Glass Houses] Another Tumblr blog documenting the Ostrenga family retardedness | ||
Revision as of 04:28, 9 February 2012
Kotakoti = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable (Not really. Her mouth is too small, forehead is too long, she'll cut you with her beak nose and razor sharp chin before she flies away with her monkey-dumbo ears), suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup and Photoshop in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become thin and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
She has yet to be signed. At all. By anybody.
Introduction to Kotakoti
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything. Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians".
Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully angled photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her desperation to be noticed by anybody. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the Asian Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable loli's.
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an inferior Asian countries news slot and not the kawaii Japanese national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous loli you know.
After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her formspring. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer questions compliments by "asskissers".
Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her cunt attitude and instead replace it with this flimsy façade of innocence, frailty and purity. She achieves this by recording and uploading videos of her waving and blinking like a kawaii, little, Asian girl.
The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos they made themselves was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a "screencap" of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a man the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos.
Youtube and Tumblr users have been seen attempting to leave comments questioning the validity of her aesthetics, only having found them to be hastily removed by none other then Kotakoti herself. Past inquiries have yielded mixed results, Dakota having once revealed that she does in fact wear hair extensions and false eyelashes; has since backtracked completely and deleted all evidence of her having ever said so. There has been speculation regarding the condition of her eyes, which appear to change shape and colour entirely at random, however Dakota has stated that she not wear circle lenses so it must be true. Of course nobody will be able to provide you with caps of her saying any of this on account of her deleting fucking everything. You can typically find Dakota hanging out at home alone, Twittering back and forth a slurry of racist and homophobic slurs with her only friend and sister, Kiki Kannibal.
BackgroundPreviously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it camwhore, Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), a supposed statutory rape, a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of hefty fines. When it comes to being white trash, the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition. Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged Kirsten and Dakota from a young age into competitive whoring, with it being discovered that her incestuous, pedophile father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters.
Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves. Said content includes screencaps and videos of Kiki and Dakota ranting about the gay, black and mentally/physically handicapped and disgusting nudes. Getting in contact with Cathy and Scott Ostrenga is easier then ever nowadays! All you have to do is follow these simple instructions below:
02. Submit defamatory and/or damaging material involving Kiki and/or Dakota to the internet and proceed to distibute expeditiously 03. Wait 30-60 mins 04. Sit back and chuckle obnoxiously as the DMCA violations and threats to sue begin rolling in!
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