Bitch

Note that bitches are generally fuck ugly and have vagina-looking throats...

but at least they make great rape material

The only cure to bitchism is also quite fun

If that doesn't work, you can always do this to their house

Bitch is a term that refers to any woman who steps out of line. Modern women are conflicted about whether bitch is an insult or not. Lesbians say it stands for "Babe In Total Control of Herself" but that's just because they are called bitches twelve times a day (at a minimum) and they had to come up with some kind of positive acronym for the word. Bitch is also used by inmates when referring to new male brides (see: Jailhouse Gay). Men in mainstream society have borrowed the term, and may call any other male they have successfully dominated "their bitch".

Using Bitch In Conversation

The word "bitch" can be used in pretty much any conversation.

Jolly Sports Chat

• Look Who's Running Purdue
  • "This message isn't for Purdue, nope, it's for Gottlieb YOU ARE A BITCH, a cheating, lying, bitch. I know things on you and I am totally coming for you. You may not see this, but someone there will, I am calling you out! Not to locker number 3, but to reply anywhere and defend the reasons for you being allowed on TV (even if it is cold pizza half the time) or Radio (at night). You suck and I think you have major problems, more than ESPN knows. You are a bitch a bitch a bitch. Come get some if you could ever defend this."

Defining Boundaries

• Funplex Cute Kids
  • "OMG you are so mean you are a bitch you fugly slut"
• Hey if your 13 come talk to me
  • "im with chad and you are a bitch bitch you mother fuckin bitch who is such a fuckin bitch you horney mother fuckin bitch you get off here ok you biest bitch bimbo stupid ass bitch get off ok oh yeh and your mama."
• Heartless Bitches' Malebag
  • "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH!"

Disagreeing With Artistic Criticism

• Hip-Hop On A Higher Level
  • "yo Big Weezy check it take your corny ass lyrics and go home you little bitch. lay off my mutha fuckin black person Big O and why cant you throw up your hands like a man instead of hiding behind a gun maybe you know my nigga Big O will beat your gumbo eatin bitch ass to a state of unconsciousness youll be seein triple Sprites in your eyesight. You are a bitch come to NYC with that bullshit we will throw your bitch ass of the Brooklyn Bridge you faggot.
• Teen Movie Critics
  • "Dear Bitch, You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the fucking movies before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars aliens are stupid?! All the Star Trek aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot! Your a stupid, uncle fucking, ugly, fat, crack whore!!! YOUR REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking moron...duh..." MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS. - Love, Robert"

Here is a prime example of a bitch:

Here is the lexcunt (name:lexi) watch as she grazes on bullshit and massive loads of cock. There is really no point to the existence of this particular bitch, other than to plague mankind with her shenanigans. Her normal day consists of snorting a line of coke off of a niggers penis, followed by sucking it. To finish it off, she takes the load in her hair and walks around with it all day... and thats just breakfast.

This walking abomination of an aborted fetus's hobbies are:

1. sucking cock 2. smoking different substances and proceeding to brag about it 3. eating pills, dick 4. whoring attention 5. whoring 6. profit! (after sucking cock)

Some memorable quotes of this festering fiesta are:

1. LISTENNNNNNNNNNNNN...... 2. ILL KICK YO' ASS 3. FUCKING SHUT UP YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK ILL BEAT U UUUUPPPPPPP 4. ILL HAVE MY BOYFRIEND (s) KNIFE YOU 5. Gurgle gurgle gurgle (choke) 6. YOU GONNA MAKE ME A SALTY BITCH ( i have no idea if that means one thing, or the other) 7. I LOVE SUB BOX EN its my favorite pill. (its pronounced suboxone.) 8. Y MY CAR NO START?!11?!1 (it was out of gas) 9. MY BOOBS 10. MY BOOBS.. 11. refer to 9, 10. repeat x1000 times.

See Also

• Bitches don't know
• Bitches and whores
• Bitch please