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Tryfon Costas Gavriel is a fat British Internet celebrity and chess-player. His titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM) & British Regional Master, which are not actually recognized by FIDE but are rather made up by himself in order to impress his retarded fanboys. Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 7 million views and he is widely considered the worst online chess commentator due to his constant farting and ranting. Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world. His other hobbies are watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends, watching TV.
Background
Kingscrusher is of greek descent. His parents emigrated from Cyprus to England 40+ years ago to avoid charges of pedophilia. They are also believed to be brother and sister which explains Kingscrusher's retardation. Upon arriving in England they started to mate and thus Tryfon and his sister were generated. Tryfon went on to study and become a successful computer scientist while his sister took a more practical approach to life and became a model.
The beginning
Tryfon got interested in chess through being molested by his father at a young age with chess pieces. He then started playing against him regularly with the chess pieces as he enjoyed it. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!). He thinks this was a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he is into the Indian systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with Garry Kasparov on his personal website.
Primary openings
Kingscrusher is experienced in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov sicillian, and plays both d4 and e4 with the white pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a nazifag.
Career highlights
December 1997: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December London Internationals. The following is the game score:
November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time. Tryfon asked her on a date and she said "No, you ugly fat bitch." I suppose it wasn't only his ugliness, but he asked her out on Chesscube.com, which really doesn't qualify as talking to a girl. Disregard this then, Kingscrusher has never talked to a girl yet.
Ways of Winning
Kingscrusher plays on Chesscube. His gaymes are usually won on time in a lost position (because he sucks cock at chess) or by running chess engines like Rybka 4 and Houdini to suggest best moves when he is too tired to think for himself.
Jewtube Channel
The fat ass also posts youtube videos of playing on the ICC((I) am a (C)ocksucking (C)unt loser so I play here) of him winning on time or using cheap tricks. He also pickpockets his recordings and 99% of his videos are when he wins, and the other 1% when he loses or draws. This is to make the community think he is good at chess. If the fanboy population thought for a moment, they would know he sucked based on these calculations:
Kingscrusher is on the computer 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him jacking off to whale/dog/fat girl porn, and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Lets say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. The pathetic low life plays 102 games per 12 hours. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his gay porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers think he is the best chess player on Youtube. Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers.
Health
Kingscrusher suffers from Down's syndrome. Downs sydrome is a chromosomal condition caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome, which means Kingscrusher is fucking retarded. Kingscrusher is unable to do simple tasks, like walking up the stairs or riding a bike. His mental conditions are very unstable. He cries himself to sleep each night because he is so pathetic and the best thing he accomplished in his life was winning on time against a grandmaster. He also is sociopathic, antisocial, and enjoys having sexual intercourse with his dog, Kaylie because he can't get a girl.
9/11 Attacks Views
Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki. Kingscrusher is also very racist against Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Canadians and Germans, even though he supported Germany exterminating the Jews.
How to troll him
1. Link him to this page
2. Tell him that he will nevar be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.
2. Tell him that he is too fat to ever win a serious competition, even if it's a chess event.
3. Spam this page on his youtube videos (use spaces in the url to bypass filters), he seems to be extremely annoyed by it and will block you within a few minutes as he is online almost 24/7.
3. ????
4. Profit!
Moar trolling
1. Get to http://www.chesscube.com where he has his own public chat room (called KingsCrusher Cafe)
2. ????
3. Profit!
His Address and Location
Name: Tryfon Gavriel
Address: 77 Crescent West Hadley wood
E-mail: [email protected] (extra bonus points if you submit it to spam lists)
City: London
State: England
Country: GB
Postal Code: EN4 0EQ
Phone Number: +44.1814498551
The 12/14 incident
Wednesday, dec. 14th 2011 at around 2 AM GMT an actual IM (International Master) trolled the shit out of kingscrusher on chesscube.com causing him to start weilding the banhammer which resulted in lots of lulz and butthurt. See the picture to the right for the chat log (sorry for the poor paint skillz -- chesscube's gay system doesn't allow copypasta). Disregard that, here's a link to the chat log: [1]
![[1]](http://i.imgur.com/rstgc.jpg){kind=link}