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'''Heidi Crowter''' is a [[British]] Down syndrome girl who as a child, a long, long time ago, became an [[Advice Dog]] meme. People looked at her jiggling derpy mass of a face and laughed whole heartily at the usual caption placed beside her dilapidated mug which read "I can count to potato." | '''Heidi Crowter''' is a [[British]] Down syndrome girl who as a child, a long, long time ago, became an [[Advice Dog]] meme. People looked at her jiggling derpy mass of a face and laughed whole heartily at the usual caption placed beside her dilapidated mug which read "I can count to potato." | ||
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The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter Facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock. | The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter Facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock. | ||
==[[Bel-Air|Fresh Princess of Potato]]== | |||
[[Image:FreshPrincess_of_Potato.png|thumb|left]] | |||
Now, this is a story all about how<br> | |||
My life got flipped-turned upside Down's<br> | |||
And I'd like to take a minute to say ayo<br> | |||
And tell you how I became the princess of a town called Potato<br> | |||
With an extra Chromosome, born and raised<br> | |||
On the short-bus is where I spent most of my days<br> | |||
Chillin' out, maxin' relaxing all cool,<br> | |||
Sitting in a puddle of my own drool<br> | |||
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When a couple of trolls who were up to no good<br> | |||
Posted my picture wherever they could<br> | |||
I got in one lil' meme and my mom went crazy<br> | |||
But her understanding of the web was a bit hazy<br> | |||
She demanded that Facebook ban every /b/tard<br> | |||
But her phone and email they continued to bombard<br> | |||
The lulz follows her wherever she goes<br> | |||
People are only talking 'bout potatoes<br> | |||
My I.Q. remains about 7 or 8<br> | |||
I yell inappropriately "I can menstruate"<br> | |||
Even though I look sort of like a Winnebago<br> | |||
I'm still the prettiest girl in all Potato<br> | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Potatofresh.png|[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|The Downs Princess of Potato]]]] | |||
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Revision as of 21:28, 28 April 2012
Heidi Crowter is a British Down syndrome girl who as a child, a long, long time ago, became an Advice Dog meme. People looked at her jiggling derpy mass of a face and laughed whole heartily at the usual caption placed beside her dilapidated mug which read "I can count to potato."
The Internet masses lol'd for a brief nano-second before returning to their furious masturbating. Fast forward roughly three billion Internet years to the present, where this image macro has been reposted ad infinitum, the young girl's disproportioned front-face now burned into the retina of every memefag that has spread it throughout the Interbutts and some drama has suddenly been aroused.
Heidi, now a chubby tween, was shown the image by her mother after she stumbled across it and immediately decided it was her despite the fact that all Down syndrome people look the same. Suffice to say, both Heidi and her mother were shocked and apalled.
The Reaction
| Big Black Cock news smells a story |
—BBC, on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images | ||
Mrs Crowter has now contacted the cyber police and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who Google searched for a random Down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another Advice Dog spinoff. The entire internet waits with baited breath for justice to be delivered and Heidi can gain some form of closure from this horrifying ordeal.
But Who Is Responsible?
The original meme was spurted out at unfunnyJunk, but 4chan decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on cancer ridden cock-site 9gag. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the YouTube videos and created Facebook pages in an ill-advised attempt to get the old media to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the tubes a flurry of fat giggling newfags slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, hilariously claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock.
Fresh Princess of Potato
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside Down's
And I'd like to take a minute to say ayo
And tell you how I became the princess of a town called Potato
With an extra Chromosome, born and raised
On the short-bus is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin' relaxing all cool,
Sitting in a puddle of my own drool
When a couple of trolls who were up to no good
Posted my picture wherever they could
I got in one lil' meme and my mom went crazy
But her understanding of the web was a bit hazy
She demanded that Facebook ban every /b/tard
But her phone and email they continued to bombard
The lulz follows her wherever she goes
People are only talking 'bout potatoes
My I.Q. remains about 7 or 8
I yell inappropriately "I can menstruate"
Even though I look sort of like a Winnebago
I'm still the prettiest girl in all Potato
Gallery
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The image caption really works here. -
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Even old media is jumping in on this one. -
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9Gag is evil. -
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Downy, now in Potato flavor -
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![The Downs Princess of Potato]]](/images/thumb/e/e9/Potatofresh.png/119px-Potatofresh.png)
![The Downs Princess of Potato]]](/File:Potatofresh.png)
See Also
- 9gag
- Advice Dog
- Mary Alice Altorfer
- Retard
- Streisand effect
- X is now a meme
- Xzibit - Another mentally disabled person who doesn't appreciate being made into a meme.
External Links
- The BBC reports on the case
- A sterling bit of journalism from The Sun
- That bastion of journalistic integrity, the Daily Fail wades in
- "Retard Girl" at Memegenerator
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Heidi Crowter is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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Heidi Crowter is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article April 27 & 28, 2012 | ||
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Heidi Crowter | Succeeded by Gingerslap |