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Carmen, aka MissSunkistCarmen, is a <s>12</s> 11 year old Jessi Slaughter wannabe that has posted more videos than any sane person would want to watch on Youtube.  Wanting to attain the rank of "Tough <s>Guy</s> Girl on the Internet", she even went as far as to let nudes of her make their way to [[4chan]].  '''UPDATE''': Live noodz now.
Carmen, aka MissSunkistCarmen, is a <s>12</s> 11 year old Jessi Slaughter wannabe that has posted more videos than any sane person would want to watch on Youtube.  Wanting to attain the rank of "Tough <s>Guy</s> Girl on the Internet", she even went as far as to let nudes of her make their way to [[4chan]].  '''UPDATE''': Live noodz now.


==The day 4chan stood still...and fapped==
[[Last Thursday]], Carmen went on a 4chan [[troll]] fest of epic [[failure|proportions]], starting off on a [[lie|solemn]] note by pushing a brush handle [[asking for it|up her ass]].  Once /b/tards got wind that she was [[underage]], [[jailbait]] and on [[Stickam]], [[over 9000]] members of the 4chan userbase [[flood detected|flooded]] the single chat room like [[sex|sperm rushing to an egg]].  She starts showing her [[CP|boobs]] and then shit gets serious, after all it is the [[Internet is serious business|Internet]].  She shuts off the lights and attempts to [[an hero]] on a chair, which fails miserably.  In a fit of possibly fake [[virgin|sobs]], she [[lol wut|''strips completely'']].  She was finally [[b&]] from Stickam, though this took ridiculously long time because both the [[truth|Stickam mods and FBI 4chan monitoring team were too busy fapping]] to the live [[CP]] before their own eyes.
She then comes back the next day on [[Jewtube]] and tries to make more videos about her [[USI|whorish life]], also taking dares from her [[pedophile|"fans"]], but the views only hit about 500 because the whole of 4chan was still too busy [[fapping]] to the still-fresh CP.  [[White Knight]] [[Retards|Mods]] attacked her Jewtube account(s) and also foiled her attempts later that day to create another account.
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Revision as of 10:48, 12 May 2012

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Hai. Im Carmen, Im 12 from Cali. Im not who you think I am im a bitch but I'm not afraid to show it.
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—Carmen, on her Jewtube


Carmen, aka MissSunkistCarmen, is a 12 11 year old Jessi Slaughter wannabe that has posted more videos than any sane person would want to watch on Youtube. Wanting to attain the rank of "Tough Guy Girl on the Internet", she even went as far as to let nudes of her make their way to 4chan. UPDATE: Live noodz now.

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