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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
Kingscrusher is of [[Turkish|greek]] descent. His parents [[Gypsies|emigrated]] from [[Cyprus|Cyprus]] to England [[At_least_100_years_ago|40+]] years ago because the Greek Orthodox Church wasn't allowing same sex marriage at the time. Upon arriving in the [[UK|England]] they gave birth to Tryfon and his [[Fat_whore|sister]]. Tryfon went on to study and become a [[Irony|successful]] [[Script_kiddie|computer scientist]] while his sister took a more practical approach to life and became a [[Whore|model]]. | Kingscrusher is of [[Turkish|greek]] descent. His parents [[Gypsies|emigrated]] from [[Cyprus|Cyprus]] to England [[At_least_100_years_ago|40+]] years ago because the Greek Orthodox Church wasn't allowing same sex marriage at the time. Upon arriving in the [[UK|England]] they gave birth to Tryfon and his [[Fat_whore|sister]]. Tryfon went on to study and become a [[Irony|successful]] [[Script_kiddie|computer scientist]] while his sister took a more practical approach to life and became a [[Whore|model]]. He went to Friern Barnet Grammar School which is a school for just boys which explains his inability to talk to girls and his gayness. | ||
==The beginning== | ==The beginning== | ||
Revision as of 11:48, 19 May 2012
Tryfon Costas Gavriel aka Peter Coghlan aka Mamma Trish aka Kingscrusher is a talented British Internet celebrity and chess-player. The highlight of his career was his first (and hopefully last) public appearance in the awesome show called "Britain's Got Talent" in 2009. His chess titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM) & British Regional Master, which are genuine titles actually recognized by FIDE and not totally made up by Mamma Trish to impress her devoted fanboys. When he is not busy sticking fingers in various parts of her body, Kingscrusher maintains a popular Youtube channel on which he posts child pornography cleverly disguised as mediocre chess videos in order to avoid Youtube's TOS. Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 10 million views and she is widely considered the best online chess commentator due to his constant moaning, ranting and excessive use of British slang such as "Blimey!" and "Oh dear, oh dear!". Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world. His other hobbies are watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends and watching TV.
Background
Kingscrusher is of greek descent. His parents emigrated from Cyprus to England 40+ years ago because the Greek Orthodox Church wasn't allowing same sex marriage at the time. Upon arriving in the England they gave birth to Tryfon and his sister. Tryfon went on to study and become a successful computer scientist while his sister took a more practical approach to life and became a model. He went to Friern Barnet Grammar School which is a school for just boys which explains his inability to talk to girls and his gayness.
The beginning
Tryfon got interested in chess through watching his sister play his father. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!) -- a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he is into the Indian systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with Garry Kasparov on his personal website.
Coming Out
Coming out was very rough for Couchcrusher, as he faced ridicule and hardships. Of course, nearly everyone knew this due to the fact he is a kissless virgin who flirts with straights and fails to seduce them. He is a whiny little faggot and laughs like a little girl every 1 minute in his low quality videos. He had male guests over and he tried impressing them of his nerd chess skills. He never broadcasts women, except for his mother who on one occasion called from upstairs to inform him that supper was ready.
Primary openings
Kingscrusher is experienced in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov sicillian, and plays both d4 and e4 with the white pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a nazifag.
How The Trolling Began
Kingscrusher opened up his jewcafe on chesscube, to earn more pennies so he can move out of his mothers basement, which will never happen. He made some moderators, and one of them was Elvistheking(ETK), ETK was a huge ass kisser at first, but he was then banned from chesscube because of kingscrusher because he was jealous ETK was becoming more likeable than him(which isn't hard). ETK made friends along the way, kenvelo and haarpbeam(who turned out to be a backstabbing jew faggot ass kisser, but then everyone started hating him.), telos and erichansen(popular Canadian IM's who raped jewcrushers fat ass and made him cry to his mommy). Now kingscrusher is trolled widely by most people on chesscube, except his little wall of ass kissers who enjoy his shitty chess videos of him playing weak players. If I wanted to watch a good player play good chess with good quality of videos, I would watch chessnetwork.
Chess career highlight
December 1997: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December London Internationals. The following is the game score:
November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time. Tryfon asked her on a date on Chesscube.com, and upon being ridiculed he started to cry on Youtube and posted several videos of him attempting to be an hero. Sadly, he failed at that as well and removed the videos the day after.
Ways of Winning
Kingscrusher plays on Chesscube. His gaymes are usually won on time in a lost position (because he sucks cock at chess) or by running chess engines like Rybka 4 and Houdini to suggest best moves when he is too tired to think for himself.
Jewtube Channel
Kingscrusher is on the computer 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him uploading videos on youtube (and recently justin.tv/kingscrusher), and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Let's say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his gay porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers think he is the best chess player on Youtube. Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers.
Reddit Drama
—The mod message that got Kingscrusher banned due to excessive USI. | ||
—Kingscrusher, being butthurt about his reddick ban. | ||
Last thursday Kingscrusher got banned from reddit due to excessively spamming his lame youtube vids. The act of banning him generated lots of lulz and butthurt among his retarded fanboys all over chesscube, chesspo.st and all other gay sites that he frequents. As if anybody gave a shit about his opinion, kingscrusher made a sock puppet account and came back to submit a butthurt form after having cried about it on the shoulders of understanding fans. Note the misspelling of the latin "ad hominem" in an attempt to look semi-literate: [1]
More drama here: [2]
9/11 Attacks Views
Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki.
How to troll him
1. Link him to this page
2. Tell him that he will nevar be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.
2. Tell him that he is too fat to ever win a serious competition, even if it's a chess event.
3. Spam this page on his youtube videos (use spaces in the url to bypass filters), he seems to be extremely annoyed by it and will block you within a few minutes as he is online almost 24/7.
4. Say people are still in the cafe because they want to be a moderator on chesscube.
Moar trolling
1. Get to http://www.chesscube.com where he has his own public chat room (called KingsCrusher Cafe)
2. ????
3. Profit!
The 12/14 incident
Wednesday, dec. 14th 2011 at around 2 AM GMT an actual IM (International Master) with the help of /b/ won 7-0 at chess against Mamma Trish which caused shitstorm and riots in the chat room moderated by him (called KingsCrusher Cafe) after which they proceeded to troll him with the aforementioned techniques causing him to start weilding the banhammer which resulted in lots of lulz and butthurt. See the picture to the right for the chat log (sorry for the poor paint skillz -- chesscube's gay system doesn't allow copypasta). Disregard that, here's a link to the chat log: [3]
Animal Abuse
Kingscrusher is well known for abusing animals sexually and torturing them. He generates fun from doing so and is a huge faggot beastality lover. He killed his cat named Scruffy, by smashing it's legs with a hammer while grinding pieces of his smashed glass dildo into it's vagina. The faggot then left it outside to rot and freeze to death. He did this because he couldn't pay the $30 shot to put the cat down or was too lazy to drop the thing off at an animal shelter.
Kingscrusher on Britain's got talent
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Kingscrusher's cat named Fluffy -
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Kingscrusher's sister - good luck finding the whole
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