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The Exile is devoted to the [[Trolling IRL|IRL trolling]] of a fascist empire ''in'' that fascist empire.  Letters to the editor are selected purely for [[lulz|LOL]] value and held up for ridicule.  It gives column space to the head of the Russian [[http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5084/200pxyuliyabh6.jpg National Bolshevik Party,]]  who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and [[pedophile|fucking boys]] on the [[Chicago]] subway. It pays a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good [[white people]] for less.  Pretty ballsy.
The Exile is devoted to the [[Trolling IRL|IRL trolling]] of a fascist empire ''in'' that fascist empire.  Letters to the editor are selected purely for [[lulz|LOL]] value and held up for ridicule.  It gives column space to the head of the Russian [[http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5084/200pxyuliyabh6.jpg National Bolshevik Party,]]  who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and [[pedophile|fucking boys]] on the [[Chicago]] subway. It pays a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good [[white people]] for less.  Pretty ballsy.


The Exile has trumped all internet humiliation of [[Attention Whore|LJ whores]], [[camwhores]], and [[IRC|IRC whores]] by hiring and debasing [[Prostitute|real whores]] in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots).  It prints summaries of [[LJ killers|violent crimes]] from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa. It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff.
The Exile has trumped all internet humiliation of [[Attention Whore|LJ whores]], [[camwhores]], and [[IRC|IRC whores]] by hiring and debasing [[Prostitute|real whores]] in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots).  It prints summaries of [[LJ killers|violent crimes]] from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa.


== Mark Ames: Pwned ==
It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff.
[[Last Thursday]], Exile were none too pleased that [[Redneck|Jim Goad]], a [[truth|funny and talented author that puts time into investigative journalism]], verbally slaughtered the [http://takimag.com/article/schooling_wisconsins_teachers/print#axzz1Zry5J0aR teacher's unions]. Fearing that their [[shit|snarky]], [[fucktard|insightful]] commentary was threatened, Exile's head queef Mark Ames [[fail|feebly attempted]] to [[counter troll|counter]] by alleging Jim "[[bullshit|sucked Koch]]" and was a pawn in Scott Walker's corporate conspiracy; in truth, [http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?gayboutme the only homosexual fantasy he ever had involved himself] ([[srsly]]). [http://www.facebook.com/groups/2317532578/?id=10150189014802579 In] [http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/oh-shit-its-on-goad-vs-ames-2/ two thunderclaps], Jim responded by pointing out simple facts about Mark Ames:
* Ames, in his thirties, boasted about banging a pregnant fifteen-year-old Russian girl (which, in and of itself, is like bragging about stealing a dented Smart Car). He originally thought the girl in question was sixteen, but became [[sick fuck|even more excited]] when [http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/beast-in-the-east/Content?oid=902762 he found out she was fifteen]. Chris Hansen has yet to show him his seat over there.
* [[Jew|George Soros]], a fat currency manipulating Kike with [[rich|billion dollar fortunes]], pays him indirectly.
* [http://www.jimgoad.net/YaBBImages/goadrules1.jpg His readership consists of wannabe revolutionaries and pathetic sheep] and [http://www.sfbikelawyer.com/2011/03/mark-ames-knows-how-to-cause-trouble.html overeducated hipster retards]


== External links ==
== External links ==


[http://exiledonline.com Current issue.]
[http://www.exile.ru Current issue]


[http://www.exile.ru Archives.]
[http://www.exile.ru/194/we_dunnit.html Real LOLs for real trolls]


[http://www.exile.ru/194/we_dunnit.html Real LOLs for real trolls.]
[http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/whorer_stories.html True hatred of whores must include all women]


[http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/whorer_stories.html True hatred of whores must include all women.]
[http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/death_porn.html Death pr0n]


[http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/death_porn.html Death pr0n.]
[http://www.exile.ru/113/lead.php Epic IRL troll involving horse semen pie]


[http://www.exile.ru/113/lead.php Epic IRL troll involving horse semen pie.]
[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=10374 Their faux pas.] [http://reason.com/blog/2010/11/29/the-nation-posts-a-narrow-apol More info here.] [http://rulingclass.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/playing-the-kevin-bacon-game-within-the-libertarian-movement/ And here.]
 
[http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1298431173 Their faux pas.] [http://reason.com/blog/2010/11/29/the-nation-posts-a-narrow-apol More info here.] [http://rulingclass.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/playing-the-kevin-bacon-game-within-the-libertarian-movement And here.] [http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=print;num=1146660182 And here.] [http://www.facebook.com/groups/2317532578/?id=10150189014802579 And here.] [http://takimag.com/article/invasion_of_the_kochtopussies/print#axzz1Zry5J0aR And here.]


[[Category:Internets_Phenomena]] [[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Internets_Phenomena]] [[Category:Trolls]]

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The Exile is an english-language rag printed on the back of oily paper sacks. It is distributed exclusively on the corners of Moscow's busy internets. It is written for an audience of American pedophiles that had to emigrate to another country to find cheap children. It's also read by basement trolls like you.

The Exile is devoted to the IRL trolling of a fascist empire in that fascist empire. Letters to the editor are selected purely for LOL value and held up for ridicule. It gives column space to the head of the Russian [National Bolshevik Party,] who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and fucking boys on the Chicago subway. It pays a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good white people for less. Pretty ballsy.

The Exile has trumped all internet humiliation of LJ whores, camwhores, and IRC whores by hiring and debasing real whores in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots). It prints summaries of violent crimes from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa.

It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff.

External links

Current issue

Real LOLs for real trolls

True hatred of whores must include all women

Death pr0n

Epic IRL troll involving horse semen pie

Their faux pas. More info here. And here.

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