Lobo

Lobo is a DC comics character who prostitutes himself constantly to the reader through the utilisation of 'dark' humor.

The DC comics version of Wolverine, Lobo is a space-pirate and bounty-hunter who'll do anything violent for $$$. Every character to ever go up against Lobo has been pwned in some way or another. Coincidence? You be the judge.

Lobo's Hit List

• His 4th-grade teacher Mrs. Tribb
• Santa Claus
• The Easter-bunny
• Superman
• Etrigan the Demon
• The DC Universe
• Batman
• Gawd
• No-mark 'also ran' heroes such as Goldstar, Ernie and General Glory
• His pet dog.
• Captain Marvel
• His thousands of illegitimate children; especially eleven year-old Bobo, who won't let Lobo's cock inside his rectum..

	“	Frigid little cunt...	„
	—Lobo on his son, Bobo

Lobo is by his own admission an "out and proud" homosexual who enjoys nothing more than sweaty, drug-fuelled, liasons with his editor, his photographers or any of his arch-enemies, as and when he encounters them. Usually this is just before the maiming starts. Lobo has an enormous hook, a rusty chain and a fantastically thick genetically-augmented nigger-cock. Lobo advocates smoking, drinking and sexually-orientated violence towards women and children... especially if they're your own and you know you can probably stop them blabbing to the authorities.