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{{:Portal:Gaming/Featured Article/title|Super GAME OVER}}
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'''Super GAME OVER''' is a shitty SNES videogame made by [[Capcom]]. It is THE HARDEST game ever made and is guaranteed to mindfuck any sane person who attempts to beat it, even on easy mode. The game is an upgraded version of ''Ghouls 'n Ghosts'' with retarded features like double jump for noobs who can't play without air control and whine when confronted to real hardcore arcade because Capcom wanted to take advantage of all the retards who actually spent $70 USD on every version of ''Street Fighter II''.
'''Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Inferior Edition''' is a somehow even shittier set of remasters of the shitty mobile ports of the already shitty and massively overrated ''[[Grand Theft Auto III]]'', ''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]'', and ''[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]''. The original trilogy  despite being terrible games with shit graphics, outdated controls, and awful physics somehow still maintain a following of nostalgic [[Millennials]] missing the days of being an [[tough guy|edgy kid]] shooting and driving over a bunch of poorly programmed AI. People actually went out of there time to make mods for these games to make the games actually "[[pointless|look better]]," even though the games were as realistic as a 1960s superhero cartoon.
<center>'''[[Super GAME OVER|(( GAME OVER ))]]'''</center>
<center>'''[[Grand_Theft_Auto:_The_Trilogy_-_The_Definitive_Edition|(( HIGH DEFINITION ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition

Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Inferior Edition is a somehow even shittier set of remasters of the shitty mobile ports of the already shitty and massively overrated Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The original trilogy despite being terrible games with shit graphics, outdated controls, and awful physics somehow still maintain a following of nostalgic Millennials missing the days of being an edgy kid shooting and driving over a bunch of poorly programmed AI. People actually went out of there time to make mods for these games to make the games actually "look better," even though the games were as realistic as a 1960s superhero cartoon.

(( HIGH DEFINITION ))