Diego Grez

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Diego Grez expressing his hatred for African-American peoples

There are many ways to tell when a man has simply failed at life, one being that the majority of his time is spent working towards a Wikipedia adminship he will never receive. Welcome to the world of Grez Diego Grez, a foreign editor from a poverty-stricken nation (whose name is not important enough to remember) who would rather support King Jimbo's tyranny than feed the starving children of his village.

Life as a sockpuppeteer

Diego Grez appearing in one of Badmachine's wet dreams

In the past life Diego was a mere raged-filled sockpuppeteer, who was rightfully blocked and removed from the project. Sadly, because indefinite bans don't mean anything if you beg for it, Diego was allowed back, but only to edit his userspace. His crippling Napoleon Complex allowed him to spend months editing his own userpage before finally being allowed back onto the wiki, as a child attempting to swiftly end a time-out would. With the little man free to express his inner-Hitler (void of any actual power however) Wikipedia quickly took a turn for the worst, trolling itself for the thousandth time thus far.

Grasp of the English language

	“	DG seems to speak English somewhat as a second language and I glean many hints he's picked up lots of online teen idiom on the Internet.	„

Diego Grez has had a long, hard struggle with the English language, primarily learning it through lolcat pictures, this is apparent through his excessive use of emoticons, primarily ":p".

Struggles with poverty

A walk down Main Street for our friend, Diego Grez after the earthquake.

Diego has sadly been birthed into a less-than-fortunate part of the world. It is speculated much of his time is spent on library computers so that he may edit his precious Wikipedia, that is of course, when not collecting soda bottles to earn a little extra cash for the crack-residue he needs just to make it through the day without allowing depression and anxiety to overwhelm him. Below is a video filmed by Grez himself of the poor conditions he and his family face on a daily basis.

Notability

	“	Delete both absolute and total junk.	„

In a similar manner to NawlinWiki, Diego's original purpose was to create a vanity page, so that his routine self-Googling would yield pleasing results. He claimed to be a background in several Disney movies, which could by no means be proven. He has attempted to recreate the page a multitude of times on both the English and Spanish Wikipedias to no avail. He also believes he is a musician.