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[[Image:Lisaventuradongdetective.jpg|thumb|right|230px|[[goatse|Disgraced Conservative Candidate]] and [[slut|"real-life Carrie Bradshaw"]] ... according to [[ego|herself]]!!!!11]] | [[Image:Lisaventuradongdetective.jpg|thumb|right|230px|[[goatse|Disgraced Conservative Candidate]] and [[slut|"real-life Carrie Bradshaw"]] ... according to [[ego|herself]]!!!!11]] | ||
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*[http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/birminghampost/news/tm_headline=why-tory-candidate-is-a-true-blue&method=full&objectid=19808022&siteid=50002-name_page.html Original Expose Story in The Birmingham Post] | *[http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/birminghampost/news/tm_headline=why-tory-candidate-is-a-true-blue&method=full&objectid=19808022&siteid=50002-name_page.html Original Expose Story in The Birmingham Post] | ||
* [http://www.erosconfessions.com/fiction/a-way-of-seduction.html A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura] - | * [http://www.erosconfessions.com/fiction/a-way-of-seduction.html A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura] - mirror down | ||
* [http://www.erosconfessions.com/eros-bloggers/2007/6/14/cliterature-my-first-love.html Cliterature: My First Love by Lisa Ventura] | * [http://www.erosconfessions.com/eros-bloggers/2007/6/14/cliterature-my-first-love.html Cliterature: My First Love by Lisa Ventura] - mirror down | ||
* [http://www.erosconfessions.com/eros-inspiration/2007/6/14/review-eclipse-7-rabbitronic-vibe.html Lisa Ventura reviews the Rampant Rabbit] | * [http://www.erosconfessions.com/eros-inspiration/2007/6/14/review-eclipse-7-rabbitronic-vibe.html Lisa Ventura reviews the Rampant Rabbit] - mirror down | ||
* [http://www.erosconfessions.com/fiction/2007/6/14/taking-lessons.html Taking Lessons in Group Sex by Lisa Ventura] - | * [http://www.erosconfessions.com/fiction/2007/6/14/taking-lessons.html Taking Lessons in Group Sex by Lisa Ventura] - mirror down | ||
* [http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/birminghampost/news/tm_headline=tories-stand-by-erotic-writer&method=full&objectid=19813393&siteid=50002-name_page.html Conservative Party Stands by Her] | * [http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/birminghampost/news/tm_headline=tories-stand-by-erotic-writer&method=full&objectid=19813393&siteid=50002-name_page.html Conservative Party Stands by Her] | ||
* [http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007440222,00.html News Covered in The Sun UK] | * [http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007440222,00.html News Covered in The Sun UK] - removed | ||
* [http://www.eroticfiction.org eroticfiction.org] - Deleted and Destroyed !!!! | * [http://www.eroticfiction.org eroticfiction.org] - Deleted and Destroyed !!!! | ||
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* [http://www.ms-mass-media.blogspot.com Lisa Ventura's Blogspot] - Deleted !!!! | * [http://www.ms-mass-media.blogspot.com Lisa Ventura's Blogspot] - Deleted !!!! | ||
* [http://www.lisaventura.co.uk Her Business Website] - Still Up!!!11 | * [http://www.lisaventura.co.uk Her Business Website] - Still Up!!!11 | ||
* [http://www.worcesterwomen.co.uk/about_main.php Feminazi Website] - | * [http://www.worcesterwomen.co.uk/about_main.php Feminazi Website] - Deleted !!!1 | ||
* [http://www.stayingslim.com - Slimming Website] - | * [http://www.stayingslim.com - Slimming Website] - Redirected to Google | ||
'''<big>Contact Her for teh Lulz:</big>''' | '''<big>Contact Her for teh Lulz:</big>''' |
Revision as of 21:22, 14 October 2012
This article is entirely factual. Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings. |
—Lisa Ventura trying to make porn sound more classy |
Lisa Ventura is the 32-year-old Conservative candidate in the affluent St Clement Ward in Worcester, England who took the final solution and DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING when it was discovered by the Birmingham Post that she used the alias Rose McCaine to discuss her sex life, sell and review sex toys, and publish her own and others erotic fiction on her website eroticfiction.org that she had been running for 7 years. The Conservatives were widely expected to claim victory in the St Clement seat, that they had previously won by a large majority. However after her "double life" had been exposed, the Public Relations Consultant lost her seat as Labour enjoyed a massive 18 point swing as the Conservatives lost control of the town hall, shattering her dreams (according to her deleted myspace) of "being the next female Prime Minister". She is unfortunately not related to the awesome Professional Wrestling legend Jessie "Slack Jawed Faggots" Ventura.
As any EDiot knows Deleting Everything never works, and within a few minutes of research journal entries were quickly found in the google cache, with titles such as:
- Anal Sex & How To Enjoy It
- Online Dating & Cybersex
- Plug In Pleasure
- A Web Of Seduction
- The Amsterdam Experience
- At Your Service
- The College Student
- The Gym Instructor
The Horny Writing of a Conservative Candidate
—Lisa Discusses her sex life in the Site Changes/News Page on EroticFiction.Org |
Links
- A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- Cliterature: My First Love by Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- Lisa Ventura reviews the Rampant Rabbit - mirror down
- Taking Lessons in Group Sex by Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- News Covered in The Sun UK - removed
- eroticfiction.org - Deleted and Destroyed !!!!
- Rose McCaine Myspace - Deleted !!!!
- Lisa Ventura's Myspace- Deleted !!!1
- Lisa Ventura's Blogspot - Deleted !!!!
- Her Business Website - Still Up!!!11
- Feminazi Website - Deleted !!!1
- - Slimming Website - Redirected to Google
Contact Her for teh Lulz:
- Skype: msmassmedia
- MSN Messenger: ms_mass_media
—an extract from A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura |