HBalthamos

HBalthamos, a British furfag and Eevee-obsessed Pokémon-nut who has now had innumerable dA accounts, having been previously known by related handles such as H-Balth and Homao-Balthamos. Faith is a tartlet so empty-headed that she cannot even spell 'homo' correctly.

Kill it with fire.

Her popularity stems from an Eevee recolor OC drawn in the Sonic style, the style in which every retard seems to be mimicking on dA nowadays. Hordes of basement-dwelling sheeple gobble every last word of her unintelligibly-written journals, which, more often than not, bemoan her life and the lack of attention paid to her. Many supporters have fapped their tiny members after commenting on this drivel, hoping the beautiful maiden behind the screenname will open her gaping vagoo for them in return for their e-sympathy. Since the publication of this article, however, she has taken to disappearing for long periods of time, only to return periodically to lap up attention from her horde of e-fans.

For years she has claimed to be perfecting her 'art', yet repetitively scribbles anatomically-mangled sketches of her recolor Eevee and Pokemon that should have been aborted from existence. Rather than actually improving her skills, she spends the majority of her time whoring attention from the Sonic community, begging for points donations, art gifts and trading shitty art in return.

Her uninventive Eevee recolor has been drawn variously with the sort of figure she would aspire to, but utterly fail to achieve - large, pert breasts and a tiny waist, with legs that don't happen to resemble overstuffed sausages. It is little wonder that she has had the opportunity to amass hundreds of gullible followers who are ignorant to the fact that her true form resembles a butch lesbian.

Not a good look.

Origins of a Disturbed Creature

Faith dropped out of some simpleton's vagina on 2nd January, 1990. She hails from some shithole called Portsmouth in England, UK. However, she has not resided there for years, having hopped from desperate virgin to desperate virgin for a free roof over her head and Pokémon plushes.

Having bed-hopped (if a creature that size can actually hop) via York to Liverpool, she has left behind a trail of broken hearts and owed money.

Accepting expensive presents off a guy you're about to break up with is A-OK! So is stealing mail and jumping city to avoid prosecution!

Screwing over guys for money and presents sure is fun!

Forever alone... allegedly dumped for being too into furry porn and bestiality.

Such information is freely available due to her useless spamming of the communities on LiveJournal, Twitter, deviantArt and FurAffinity. It makes for amusing reading, but requires much brainpower to decipher her illiterate ramblings.

	“	Not too long ago, I had a big relationship problem, and in a fit of LOLRAGE, I deleted my DA account because it was OH SO associated with him, and the past... If this is something wrong, then im sorry, Sorry I went back to being me, I've had this character for too damn long for it to be replaced instantly. I'm sorry If I've upset some people ( Which obviously over at twitter, I have? ) I cant change what I've done, hell if I could I would. But it's not like im LOL LEAVING DA OR ANYTHING. IF YOU ASK, HOMELL IS NOT MY CHARACTER ANYMORE LMFAO. I gave her to my best friend, so balth is getting a revamp, y'know, stuffs going down.. sorry for the whole account swap, this wont happen again, it was kind of like " Do I like a change, no. I don't.. okay, i'll go back now " kind of thing ( The real reason for having to change accounts was the fact of "homell" was the username, and well.. It wouldn't work very well if I had Homell's name around still LOL ) SO TL;DR LIKE IT OR NOT IM BACK BBYS	„
	—What.

"Burglary" Controversy

As of September 2011, Faith has recently been "burgled" and thereafter whined about it for days on end on her deviantArt, LiveJournal and Twitter. She claimed poverty by declaring that she had but £25 to her name and that all her games consoles and associated games were stolen, which would not be replaced for free because she is a moron and didn't have insurance. She would not shut up about it until her incessant whining caused her adoring fans to donate $300 to her, which she promptly spent on plush toys and video games rather than, say, food or rent like non-retards would.

"I'm not asking for money... but look! I've made a Chipin page anyway, because actually money is all I give a shit about."

Although she's 'fallen on hard times', this is the shit she's wasting your hard-earned money on...

Of course, those who rightfully suspect that this is all another attention-grabbing scam are silenced by being reported as spammers. Faith, you fucking wuss.

In denial

Just to prove that she really is just your average, asinine attention whore, this lovely, fetching young woman occasionally drops hints of bisexuality. Unfortunately for her, no female human being with any self-respect would confess to being a partner of hers. Her proclamations of bisexuality are instead manifested through a curious obsession with cartoon- and game-related pornography, as showcased by her fap material on FagAffinity page (here)and Deviantart.

Despite her insistence that her last break-up was due to her ex's obsession with furry porn and bestiality, it appears that she is hypocritically partial to it herself, even going so far as to offer art trades in return for drawings of her slutty Eevee being chained up and screwed. Given her status as an unemployed bum on welfare, she also has plenty of time to masturbate to .gifs of cartoon animal porn. Who knows if her current, unfortunate partner knows how sick and twisted she is. If he does learn of it, he might want to reconsider getting her name tattooed on his person.

External Links

• deviantArt
• FurAffinity
• Blogspot
• Twitter
• Msn: [email protected]
• Skype: Hitomo-Akamatsu
• AIM: Zoruas

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