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| Fyrerii ([[shit_no_one_cares_about|Also known as Lauren Jennon and Lauren Prias]]) is an [[retard|opinionated little bitch]] who's addicted to [[Maple Story|gay korean roleplays]], known for posting shitty [[emo]] poetry and [[Furry|poorly drawn furries]] on her [[DeviantART]], and posting her [[fat_girl_angle_shot|awkward-angled pictures]] on [[MySpace]]. All of her [[slaves|friends]] are [[cockmongler|huge whores]] who make her feel as if [[lie|she's something other than a whiny worthless tub of shit]], which has caused her ego to go [[penis|through the roof]]. If you don't [[STFU|listen to her problems]], question her authority, or point out her [[photoshopped]] pictures, she'll [[canadian|curl]] into a little ball and weep like [[Your_Mom|a bitch]]. She has a very average life, but loves to make people feel bad for her. She whines about not getting enough attention and can be found whining for comments on MySpace.
| | This page was made by a jealous cow who needs to stop hating on people she's never met. |
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| | Fyrerii is amazing, beautiful, and inspiring. |
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| =Gimme, Gimme!=
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| Fyrerii's fat ass loves [[attention whore|attention]], positive or negative. She goes wild when you comment her [[fat girl angle shot|fat ass pictures]] on [[MySpace]], send her [[rape|messages]], e-mails, [[BAW|comments]], or [[fuck|add]] her as a friend on any website account she has. Compliments will make you her [[slave|good friend]], and if you're nice to the little fatty, you're automatically her [[whore|BFF Jill]]. Of course, being her BFF is a very [[stupid|hard]] job. Hard as a [[pedophile|priest at a playground]]. That's why no one is her [[slave|friend]] for very long.
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| Did I mention fatty loves attention? It's a busy job keeping that whore happy [even though she [[emo|never is]], and her three top ways to keep her happy are, in order of [[lie|importance]]: Picture Comments, Comments, and Messages. ALL picture comments must tell her that [[lie|she has beautiful hair, pretty eyes, and a beautiful figure]]. ALL comments must be asking how she is, how she is feeling, or generally anything about her in general. Same goes for messages. This is what happens to the people who don't comment her within 6 hours of their last comment:
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| {{quote| You haven't commented me in AGES. you should. Do it. >:[ I can't believe you haven't been fucking commenting me.| Fyrerii, bitching about comments.}}
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| If you say anything bad about her being a little comment whore, she'll flame you and try to make you feel stupid, even if you completely [[pwned]] her. Dumbass? Pretty much. [[Fyrerii|Queen bitch]] is always right, according to herself, this is exactly what she would have said to you:
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| {{quote| Shut the fuck up [Insert Name]. If you wanna call me a fucking attention whore, do it over AIM. + I can [[BAW|ask]] you to comment me if I fucking feel like it. You're my [[lie|best friend]], after all. <___< | Fyrerii, thinking she's hot shit.}}
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| And here is a quote from a poor, innocent friend of mine who has witnessed some of fatty's...fattiness.
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| {{quote| Oh God. What the fuck is this shit? Did her daddy beat her when she was little? Ugh. I feel sorry for any person that ends up liking her. It must take about 4 hours of shoveling layers of fat out of the way to get to her pussy!| A poor victim of her existence.}}
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| Here is a warning in advance. Viewing the below links comes with serious risks such as; seizures, vomiting, death, stroke,
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| the shits, stomach explosion, and many others. You have been warned.
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| =Gone Into Hideing=
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| Looks like fatty tried slip under the radar by making a new [[devianTART]] account, the link has been updated with her new URL.
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| =Contact=
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| * [http://www.myspace.com/fyrerii MySpace] [Last Name - Prias or Jennon]
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| * [http://lava-lady1310.deviantart.com/ DeviantART]
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| * <b>AIM</b>: its lauren Prias
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| * [http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=lava_lady1300 NeoPets]: [The damn [[furry]].]
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| * [http://lava-lady1300.deviantart.com/journal/ Her Blog]: Bitching! Beware!
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| * [http://www.nexon.net MapleStory]: Windia - Fyrii
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| =See Also:=
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| *[[Fat girl angle shot]]
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| *[[internet disease]]
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| *[[devianTART]]
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| *[[Fatty]]
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| *[[attention whore]]
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| *[[MRI|Can't fit inside an MRI]]
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| *[[emo]]
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This page was made by a jealous cow who needs to stop hating on people she's never met.
Fyrerii is amazing, beautiful, and inspiring.
<3
