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| {{spoiler|the way to prevent yourself getting raped is to wear a locked chastity belt and leave the key at home!!1! checkmate feminists}}
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| {{quote|Rape was an insurrectionary act. It delighted me that I was defying and trampling upon the white man’s law, upon his system of values, and that I was defiling his women. I felt I was getting revenge. From the site of the act of rape, consternation spread outwardly in concentric circles.|Eldridge Cleaver}}
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| [[Image:Brunette real rape story.jpg|thumb|right|You are not a man until you make a woman do this face]]
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| [[Image:Real Men Don t Rape by Kissing Concrete.jpg|thumb|right|Smart women would know that real men consider this a challenge, however [[fact|smart women don't exist]]]]
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| [[File:Well-prepared rapist.jpg|thumb|right|Tonight's smartly-dressed date]]
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| [[Image:heatherrape.jpg|thumb|right| Our favorite video game rapist, Pyramid Head just doing his job.]]
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| '''Ræp''', (also known as '''''Love''''', '''''surprise [[sex]]''''', '''''free [[dick]]''''' or simply '''''Rape'''''), is an extreme sport and a crime-of-a-sort described as "the act of [[pwning]] with a [[penis]]." It is quite probably the lulziest act known to man, aside from [[9/11|flying two 767s filled with fat Americans into two phallic towers also filled with fat Americans]]. '''Rape''' is always the fault of the so-called "victim," [[nevar]] the rapist's. The only real victims in '''Rape''' are the so-called rapists; since nowadays, most women are allowed to dress and behave like whores and since men are biologically programmed to fuck, by comparison the man resisting a lifetime of not raping and resorting to [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Kique7 fapping to gay dog porn] is far worse than a woman getting free sex. [[Obvious|Women love dick]]. [[Jews|People who love money]] love free [[money]], so how could women who love dick not love free dick? Women also love hot loads, ask [[your mom]].
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| ==Secret Sluts==
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| Despite popular belief, ''all'' women enjoy '''rape'''. This is because all women are whores. However this doesn't mean that they're all obvious whores. Besides your typical school skank and office slut, whom are clearly whores, there are those known as '''[[cocktease|Secret Sluts]]'''.
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| '''Secret Sluts''' are the [[Shiny pidgey|rarer form]], but ultimately a more fun victim to '''rape'''. Examples of these are children and [[virgins]]. If you can't get a child or don't want to risk it, then find an innocent small-bodied teenager. She will work just as well. Act like you are her friend at first or that you are interested in her, and she should succumb to you right away. [[Truth|These girls are dumb as hell.]] If you're lucky enough to have gotten a [[virgin]] then she should be extra tight. Not only will you cum really fast and very strongly, but there is no better feeling in the world than watching some girl cry in pain as you're popping her cherry. Pull her hair, spank her, even cum in her mouth for added effect. Have her tell you that she likes it, and if she doesn't then threaten to pound her even harder. These girls will just grow up to become sluts anyway, so they might as well get accustomed to the feeling. Make sure you cuddle these girls afterwords though, just to make them feel a little less "'''raped'''". Just kidding, tell them to go make you lunch. After she brings you lunch, [[Stick It In Her Pooper|pop her in the anus]] for good measure.
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| ==Views on Rape==
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| ===[[USA]]===
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| [[Image:penis.jpg|thumb|right|To rape, you will need one or moar of [[cock|these]].]]
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| When it comes to sexual assault and rape, don't forget it's [[Baby fuck|awwwwwwwriiiiight]], although consent is the gold standard of legality within the United States. To determine the difference, apply the [[John Holmes]] test: ''"if it doesn't fit, you must thrust harder."''
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| '''An Example of "Failure to Consent"'''
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| ''Jerry and [[slut|Vanessa]] have been married for 23 years. Jerry has been home alone for a few hours drinking vodka and is completely wasted. Vanessa comes home and says, "[[asking for it|Hey Jerry, Wanna have sex?]]". Jerry responds, "OK." Vanessa grabs his [[Mr. Hands|hand]] and pulls him up the stairs, since he is too [[alcohol|drunk]] to walk, and into the bedroom. They engage in two hours of foreplay, femdom/dominatrix style. After that Vanessa ties Jerry to the bed so tightly that he can't move and puts a condom on him. She then proceeds to put his penis into her [[vagina|vagina]] and thrusts until he ejaculates. She repeats this process three times that night. Technically Vanessa never said "Yes" or "Let's have sex," so she calls the cops on Jerry for rape. He is arrested and is punished to the full extent of [[Internet Police|the law]].''
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| As you can see, a certain freedom-loving country is full of shit.
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| ==== If Jerry Had Lived In Ohio It Wouldn't Be Rape ====
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| Being the most forward thinking and intelectually advanced state in the union Ohio has an idea by the name of '''Maritial Privlidge''' By legal Definition, if you fuck your wife, without consent (So long as force isn't used), in your home, It isn't [https://web.archive.org/web/20180306060839/https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/husband-drugs-his-wife-for-sex-not-crime-ohio-for-now/6F9XIaQI48EjbPH8C3ZA1I/ rape.]
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| Ohio defines rape as ''' unwanted sexual conduct with a victim "who is not the spouse of the offender" — or with a spouse who is "living separate and apartment from the offender."'''
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| ===[[Australia]]===
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| Rape is considered a Religious [[Zionist|Kabbalah]] [[Jihad]] to many Australians. It is the act of dwelling inside houses with no consent from owners/renters followed by raping asleep victims. All [[Police]] forces will ignore any phone call in relation to raep and claim that <S>[[You]]</S> you are mad or crazy and will need to be checked-into a mental institution [[sic|[sic]]]. These Aussies are amayzing when it comes to raep, they usually have tools and ways to sedate victims while asleep doing [[Aboriginal|Kangaroo]] style which involves using sharpies & steamy rice bags. Some touches and slaps are used of course. If you are reading this article and suffered [[lol|Aussie Jihad]], please head to the international airport hoping that you won't be raepd on the way by [[illuminati|cult]] members who really want to raep you under the cover of Customs & Border Control cover. Once you are gone [[cunt|they]] will fly all the way from Australia to raep you in your new/old home mayte.. [[truth|there is nothing you can do to keep it out, there is nothing you can do so just live with it as they are self-entitled fags and usually die within few years in sad and remorseful circumstances then blame it on ya followed by few relatives raeping ya asleep again and the story will repeat itself. In other words, you should have not existed at all which is unfair but it would be a win for Aussie Social Injustice movement!]]
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| ===Germany===
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| [[Image:2million.jpg|thumb|right|Even the liberator of Europe approves of rape]]
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| [[Image:Hitler-tits.jpg|thumb|right|German women asking for it from unidentified German man. They had to wait for liberation.]]
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| When rape happens to German children, it causes them to be pursued by [[Hentai|rape tentacles]] for the rest of their life... and even into the grave!
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| When Germans cum to teach in America, they vow revenge (like Harvard Rapist [[Patrick Hamm]])
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| [[Image:Racist-rapists.jpg|thumb|right|German women still asking for it decades later. Preferring rapists (Sandnigger refugees) to racists (you and me).]]
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| ===Feminists===
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| [[Image:rapechan.jpeg|thumb|right|Always wanting to have it both ways.]]
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| By definition, '''Feminists''' are twisted, bitter creatures who have equally bitter and twisted views on rape. However, studies show that only ugly women are feminists. Women so ugly that there's rarely enough alcohol on hand to make having sex with them palatable. In fact, [[statistics]] show that 9 out of 10 men would rather rape a malfunctioning [[Will It Blend?|blender]] than a feminist (the 10th one is lying). So due to them never having tried rape, they instantly and wrongfully assume it to be the worst thing in the world.
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| {{squote| Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her [or his] will. [[Questionable logic|All rapists deserve to be raped]], just so they know how it feels. To the male [or woman] who wrote all that vile crap about rape, here's a clue it feels a little like what I've just done to your page [Editor's note: As you can probably guess, she failed. [[fellatio|Hard]].]. Oh btw I'm a [[fat|gorgeous]] straight [[Horny|nymphomaniac]] feminist [[whore|ex-whore]][well paid - $330 or more an hour] who's a [[BDSM|bdsm]] dominant and if you'd ever be [[asking for it|man enough to meet me in person]] I'm sure I could get a few female friends of mine together and we'd be happy to teach you what it feels like to be raped and denied your rights.
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| [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|I've been raped]] and [[lies|it isn't pleasant]]. Women have the right to say no and should be able to wear whatever they want without [[asking for it|fearing rape]].To all women out there I suggest you watch the Swedish version of The Girl With the [[weeaboo|Dragon Tattoo]][1] and it's sequels The Girl Who [[emo|Played With Fire]] [2] and The Girl Who [[retard|Kicked A Hornets Nest]] [3].So as you know what to do to a rapist if you know them and it is likely to reoccur.
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| A woman's promiscuity should not be allowed as evidence against her [Editor's Note: Yeah, it should. Whore.]. Even a woman who loves sex should have the right to say no [[USI|and be picky about who]] she has sex with. Take me for example I only "do" hot guys and I'm talking model hot pretty boy good looks. When a guy holds a knife to your throat your rights are taken away from you [Editor's Note: And [[irony|rightfully]] so!].
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| If you know a rapist go to a sex shop [if you're a kid explain the situation to a trusted adult of legal age and ask them to to buy it for you], buy a big dildo, find some way to tie them up, men are delusional so pretend you're going to do them willingly, you will need to tie them so you have access to their ass, backside, bum, once tied up, get out dildo, put gloves on and insert dildo in their anus repeatedly.
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| To help you understand males delusional state: John is ugly [2/10] but thinks he's good looking[8/10].This is a common male delusion.Generally speaking rapists are often ugly but ladies beware they can be good looking too. [[fact|Ugly men rape because they are ugly and can't get free sex with women outside their looks range]]. Like John who is a 2/10 but hits on women who are 8/10.Also they are often too cheap to pay a whore or are cowards who fear the law [where prostitution is illegal] [Editor's Note: This is the only part of her rant that's full of some truth].
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| Ladies we need to tell these delicate flowers [[Bullshit|[because let's face it emotionally men are the weaker sex]]] what their looks rating is and kindly inform them that they need to approach less beautiful women. Hopefully if we all work together we can rid the world of these deluded potential rapists.
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| No-one knows [[for the lulz|why good looking men rape]]. If you do please join this site and feel free to edit this section.
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| Legalized Prostitution leads to less rapes, encourage legal prostitution. Women please treat whores nicely and support our endeavors in getting prostitution legalized. Until all women stop referring to each other as sluts and whores, men will continue to think it's ok.
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| Let's take back the word, let's change the meaning of slut and whore to mean a girl who loves sex and is proud of it. Until we can openly talk about our conquests as men do about theirs we will never be free.If you're a slut be proud, If you're a [[oxymoron|slut with standards]] you can be prouder and if you're a whore you can be the proudest.
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| I'd like to see a day when women chat in cafes openly about their conquests, men do the walk of shame and a woman can get a man convicted of rape [[doing it wrong|without her sexual prowess even being brought in as evidence]] as that will be outlawed. [[No|A woman's sexual history is irrelevant in a rape case]].
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| Again I repeat Rape is when a woman [or man] is forced to perform any sexual act against her[his] will.The moment a person says no, stop or is drugged in any way and a man forces themselves upon another person IT IS RAPE.If you use a weapon or brute force to get a person to comply in any sexual act IT IS RAPE. |[[tl;dr]]: Women need to be raped for the healthy advancement of the human race, and the quotee unwittingly emphasizes this.}}
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| ===Niggers===
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| [[Image:Rapistsworstjob.jpg|thumb|left|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].]]
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| [[Image:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|The nigga, being conditioned to rape by nature itself, has it easier than other species and therefore excels at the activity.]]
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| In the [[South Africa|South African]] medical community, [http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/12/eudy-simelane-corrective-rape-south-africa rape is widely used to cure lesbians] of [[lesbian|lesbianism]], which in South Africa is considered a mental illness.
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| The nigger, highly experienced and instinctually gifted in committing all forms of rape, possesses a secret phrase that dispels [[Troll's Remorse|troll's remorse]]: "It's not rape if she enjoys it!" Thus speaks an aide of the president of [[South Africa]], currently accused of raping his [[AIDS]]-positive niece.
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| Niggers consider rape by the black man to be a privilege, which is true in some aspects (they're still niggers). This view is concisely summed up in [http://www.theobamaforum.com/showthread.php?t=10316 a message on The Obama Forum] written by a black person who chose to share his views on pepper spray (the ultimate give-away if a nigger's had sex):
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| {{quote|Normally I hate this product, as it's been used millions of times by [[racist]], bigot white women to deprive a black person of some simple physical gratification. I, myself, have been [[pwned|treated]] to one of these applications several times by [[wimmins|cracker bitches]] in the park who don't appreciate the fact that sex with a [[retard|black god]], consentual or not, is a glorious act for that white bigot and elevates her standing in the world.|
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| [[Truth]] preached by Ebony Utopia, Obamatologist. (Sadly, even with all the automatic spell-checkers, the black person could not spell "consensual".)}}
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| {{quote|If you ever move or scream, I'll kill you. Do you know how it feels to be killed? not being here.|[[Satan|Mohammed bin Sultan bin Mohammed]]}}
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| Arabs usually have various ways to rape. They tend to master all forms due to their [[retard|Barbaric]] era where no laws used to exist. Ignoring the existence of [[Goat]] [[Fuck]] [[Club]], these Jawas remained loyal to their cause of raping [[women]].
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| Rape in Arab culture remains eternal due to the tradition of passing on the same [[DNA|genes]] from one generation to the next. Since their women wear giant pillowcases, they target their victims by the size of their usually fat asses or the presence of a limp (thus eliminating the likelihood her running). Of course, many of their [[terrorist|fine young men]] dress in such pillowcases in the course of their acts of [[terrorism|jocular youthful exuberance]], so would-be rapists master the Australian handshake and utilize it when in doubt. The Arab rape protocols work in the following manner:
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| # Take or ambush her to a secluded corner.
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| # Tell her that you wanna play an awesome secret game (optional).
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| # Pull your pants and show her your [[penis]] (optional).
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| # Tell her to play with it. (optional).
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| # Ask her to turn her back towards you.
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| # Lower her panties.
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| # If she whines or cries tell her "just a little bit" (optional).
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| # Shove it inside her.
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| # Grab her throat to prevent her from screaming.
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| # Initiate death threat(s).
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| {{quote|They'll say: "You can't joke about rape! Rape is not funny!" I say, fuck you! I think it's hilarious, how do you like that? I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig... raping Elmer Fudd! Well, why do you think they call him "Porky"?|George Carlin}}
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| Though many limped dick pussies have come to this article and moped at how terrible it is, never have they seen the whole Internet. Rape is hilarious, and so is murder. Deal with it, [[feminists]].
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| ==Rape Safety==
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| [[Image:Nomorerape.jpg|thumb|Little Asian girl, if you honestly believe that you can deter a rapist with an axe, then you're about to be corrected.]]
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| [[Image:Rope.jpg|thumb|right|Sometimes you'll need the tools to do the job.]]
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| One should know the proper rape precautions for the rapist. If you're a woman looking for tips on the prevention of rape, psychological support, and other such [[bullshit]], go to a rape support site. Then get back to the [[In the kitchen|kitchen]] and make me a sammich.
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| First off, you must make sure you have the necessary equipment to proceed with your rape. Take off your pants, and look down at your pelvic region. Do you have a [[penis]]? If so, great! Barring height deformities, [[you]] are already prepared to begin raping! If for some reason you lack a penis, ''don't worry,'' you can still rape people. You just have to be more creative: try using something else to invade the victim's body; e.g. a dildo, broom, finger, fist, midget, etc. However, a penis should be used for maximum pleasure and hilarity. Remember: the savvy penis-equipped rapist will always use a [[condom]] to avoid receiving [[STD|SUV]]s from the [[women|woman]] and getting caught via Police getting your DNA (because there's no bigger boner killer than getting V& by Mariska Hartigay). After all, you don't know where that [[slut]] has been, and you don't want to ruin your otherwise [[Secks|enjoyable experience]] by getting a [[Child|disease]].
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| * [[Skullfuck|Skull-fucking]] her is great, it's funny and makes it way too embarrassing for the victim to report it
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| * Rape a straight man. Either he will never tell anyone, or you will turn him gay
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| * Find a midget who can't possibly defend herself
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| * Find an old lady, - nobody will ever believe you wanted to fuck her in the first place
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| * [[Muslim|Marriage afterward]]
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| * Rape only deaf mutes - if you cut off their hands they can't tell anyone
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| * Pay them afterwards
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| * Prevent them from saying "No"
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| * Exclaim the word "SURPRISE" before your victim cries "rape"
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| * If your victim doesn't speak your language, they're probably saying "yes"
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| * If your victim says no an even number of times, then it's a double negative.
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| * Rape with a toy (dildo, etc.) is not flesh penetration
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| * Sex in the [[Prince Jeremy|Animal Kingdom]] is technically rape (as it does not include verbal consent), so surprise-sexing a [[furry]] is not punishable by law(not that you'd want to in the first place).
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| * If she gets a nipple erection it shows she was enjoying it.
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| * She was [[asking for it]] (which is always the case anyway).
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| * [[Wowzaz 86|She was asleep at the time.]]
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| * She was drunk and/or high.
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| * You have [[Autism]] (how can you be punished - you're special)
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| * You cuddled with her afterwards.
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| * You didn't cum (it's not technically sex if the man doesn't get off)
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| * She's [[Tori Sue Heck|ugly]].
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| * She didn't fight hard enough on purpose and therefore wanted to be raped. (IE she was [[asking for it]])
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| * You paid for her dinner and drinks.
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| * She was dressed [[hawt|provocatively]]. (IE she was [[asking for it]])
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| The most important thing for any potential rapist to remember is to be wary of the 'anti-rape' female condom, or RapeX, which is no longer produced. This anti-rape device is equipped with razor-sharp blades designed to drive themselves into any unwelcome [[penis]], causing the death of the would-be [[Willy on Wheels (on Wheels)| rapist]] by [[blood | exsanguination]]. Should you slip up and get your dick caught in one these (you fuckin' [[noob]]), your only real recourse is to flip out and abuse the woman twice as much as you would have done otherwise. I mean, you might have just done your thing and left, but now she owes you. If your dick is small enough, you can easily rape without touching the lip of the RapeX. However, if you're a truly [[1337]] rapist, the RapeX can be used against the woman. By taking out the RapeX, turning it inside-out, and using it as a condom, you can boost your [[Man points]] by an incredible amount.
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| {{quote|How stupid would a girl have to be to use this? It would only work if the rape could be predicted and the device inserted, even then it's [[An Hero|suicidal]]. The only thing that would happen is the guy would kill the girl for sure|Truths}}
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| :''I was 18 years old, I was at my school and looking for something to do. As I was walking through the hall, I saw a packaged RapeX Condom lying on the ground. I picked it up and had an [[Troll|idea]]. I walked to the nearest bathroom and inserted it. After the device was inserted I walked to the [[Special Education]] lunch table where I sat down next to a shy 19 year old Autistic boy with very dirty hair.''
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| :''It was easy to get him to leave the lunchroom with me; we found the first open closet we saw. I took him inside and locked the door, than took off my clothes; he didn't need to be told to do so himself. I climbed down on top of him and let his large, Autistic penis stretch my vagina. A few seconds later, Robbie was in more pain than me as the RapeX Condom attached itself to his Penis. I continued to fuck myself with his penis until I finally had an orgasm; than I quickly got off of Robbie, wrapped my shirt around my chest, and ran out the door with the retard trying to figure out what had happened. There was a Police Officer near the closet and I ran to him and crying, told him that Robbie had raped me. The RapeX Condom was all the evidence that was needed to convict the Asspie.''
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| :''You want to know why I did it? I love sex, and being as attractive as I am, it's easy to find guys to fuck me, but unlike a guy I'm not supposed to get fucked that often. Since I didn't want to be called a slut, and I didn't want to put myself in a position where I could be raped and potentially injured; I decided to rape a worthless [[Asspie]] and get him put away for it where he'll be one less [[Lulz Killer]] in our society.''
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| ===God's Guide to Rape===
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| Menstruating women are unclean and sinful. Anything that they touch is unclean. Anyone who touches anything that they touch is unclean (Leviticus 15:19-33). Stay completely away from them (Leviticus 18:19).
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| If you have a pretty woman captive and you like her, then you should bring her home, shave her head and pare her nails. Then you can go in unto her. (Deuteronomy 21:11-14)
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| If she is a slave or a wife, you must scourge her after raping, you must not kill her (Leviticus 19:20). If her husband finds you and she touches your "secrets" while you fight him, you must cut off her hand (Deuteronomy 25:11-12).
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| If she is raped and she fails to cry out loud, she was clearly [[asking for it]] so it wasn't rape. She must be stoned to death (Deuteronomy 22:23-24). God's recipe for cooking her can be found in Ezekiel 24:3-12. Don't forget that her fat belongs to the Lord (Leviticus 3:16).
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| If her tits made her sin, she must [[Riley34470#Edit_Tits|edit tits]] and cut them off (Ezekiel 23:34, Matthew 5:29-30, Matthew 18:8-9, Mark 9:43-47).
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| Later, if you decide you don't like her, you can let her go. (Deuteronomy 21:14)
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| If you like her, you must buy her from her father for 50 shekels.
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| |If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.|Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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| ''TL;DR: Jews (of [[Jews did WTC|WTC fame]]), [[Christian|Christians]], and [[Islam|Muslims]] are perfectly fine with rape. Note: Atheists [[a cat is fine too|are fine with rape too.]]''
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| ==Why Rape is good==
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| [[File:Youdeserverape.jpg|thumb|right]]
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| ===It saved Western Civilization===
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| John Petroski, the former Opinions Editor at ''The Recorder'' - a Central Connecticut State University publication - wrote a learned editorial titled ''Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It'', in which he had this to say:
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| ''Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley.''
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| ''If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.''
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| ''Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Super-Bus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.''
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| ''Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.''
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| ''Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.''
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| ''But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some interracial gang rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket.''
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| ===[http://web.archive.org/web/20101031064238/http://www.bhawd.org/sitefiles/TblMrs/tmchap3.html It can be used as a Medical Treatment]===
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| :'''Provider:''' OK Mary, now I am going to put in the speculum. I have warmed it up. Can you feel how warm it is?
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| :'''Mary:''' Yes, I can feel it.
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| :'''Provider:''' Now I am separating the outer lips of your vagina and beginning to put it in. Can you feel it? How are you feeling now?
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| :'''Mary:''' OK, I'm OK. (A little nervously)
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| :'''Provider:''' I am going really slowly. Remember to breathe deeply. Are you still in your rose garden (or other "safe" place)? What color are the roses? My favorite is yellow. How are you?
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| :'''Mary:''' It's OK.
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| :'''Provider:''' Tell me when you are ready to have me put it in further.
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| :'''Mary:''' It's up to you.
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| :'''Provider:''' Now I am putting it in further. How is this?
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| :'''Mary:''' No. No.
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| :'''Provider:''' OK. Now I have stopped. Breathe deeply, Mary. Smell the roses. Should we pick one? Are you still holding that finger? We just have a little further to go. Tell me when you are ready.
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| ===It's simply cool===
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| Among people who rape are [[God]], [[Josef Fritzel]], [[Heather Howland]], [[William Tecumseh Sherman]], [[Piss|R. Kelly]], [[Kobe Bryant]], [[Daddy|your daddy]], Bill Cosby, and pretty much anyone who is or has ever been cool.
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| <center>'''Even beta Indian Men who otherwise won't be able to rape in public think its cool by some Hindu ritual known as "Daily Rape"'''</center>
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| <center>'''(ending has some feminist whore talking about womenz strength, but fuck her, she knows that she loves rape)'''</center>
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| ==Why rape doesn't exist==
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| Rape is what happens when a woman says no to sex. However, according to the philosopher [[House]], you can't say no if it isn't a question. And according to [[Shit|Nickelback]], sex is never a question. Therefore rape is impossible.
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| Also, the conviction rate for rape is less than 10% and 3/10 "rape victims" will later go on to admit they falsified the story. The false accusations of rape are so prevalent that it was proposed for all rape cases the jurors be read a passage stating the tendency for false allegations, but this didn't pass into law as it may influence cases adversely. { src = Sexual Assault and the Justice Gap: A Question of Attitude }
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| ==Videos==
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| {{fv|Rape videos|background-color: white; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>fjIuPSuYSOY</youtube>
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| ;Patrice Oneal Defending Rape Jokes
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| |<youtube>fPDm5n163Hg</youtube>
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| ;Rape is an effect crime detour-ant and motivator for self improvement
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| |<youtube>NmpAx8Z5z40</youtube>
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| ;Money can buy Rape
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| |<youtube>DdZscG4jPrU</youtube>
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| ;[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Sending a pic of yourself to your rapevictim's friend]]
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| |<youtube>8Q7FFjUpVLg</youtube>
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| ;Rape music and coincidently the national anthem of [[Josef Fritzl|Austria]].
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| |<youtube>yj4LnfkdJDM</youtube>
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| ;Squeal like a pig!
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| |<youtube>itnh4UtGmWk</youtube>
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| ;Superwoman was [[almost raped]] as a child
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| |<youtube>8FCmUM2eB6k</youtube> <br>}}
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| }}
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||RapePix|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:A double bill of rape.jpg|Form an orderly queue
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| File:Rape_Face.jpg
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| File:Mouth Rape.gif
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| File:Maritalrape.jpg
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| File:18952-truth-about-9-11-10-facts-you-need-know-sick-ass-shot.jpg|This is how you do it to yourself
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Ensemble_rape.jpg|Gang rape, now conveniently packaged. Ain't modern life grand?
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| File:Dolphin.gif|Dolphins like rape too
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| File:zed spicrape.gif|This is how it's done in Mexico, hombre.
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| File:Indicked.jpg|Rape is widely accepted as being hilarious by everyone, including [[TV|mainstream media]]
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| File:EvilDick.png|Some cultures value making women embrace "evil dick" over superhero penises
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| File:Dog_rape_cat2.jpg
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| File:Inoue gonna get raped.jpg|[[Lesbians|Men aren't the only ones who do it]]
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| File:I_was_on_fa.jpg
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| File:Rape_cd.jpg
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| File:UnreasonablysafeGB1990rapebook.jpg|Makes a great coffee table book
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| File:Massivebutthurt.png|Massive butthurt via [[Something Awful]]
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| File:Tiredgay.png|Athletic rape
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| File:Boyd5.jpg|This man is a hero.
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| File:SweetTenderLove.jpg
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| File:Rule of rape poster1.jpg|99.9% of women fantasize about rape, so surprise her tonight.
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| File:lesbianhorsemouth.jpg|[[X? In my Y?|Lesbians, in my Rape?]] It's more likely than you think!
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| File:Tailsrapescosmodemotivator.JPG|Rape:It only hurts if you fight it.
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| File:Sickfuckfurryhumor1.jpg|[[Furfags]] rape their prey...
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| File:Lolnigger.jpg|...As do niggers.
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| File:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg|[[Mario]] likes to rape too.
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| File:Gay assault.jpg
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| File:GmanGif.gif|Typical rapist
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| File:Dead Mouse Rape.jpg|[[Necrophilia|It's not rape if they're dead]]!
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| File:gantrape.png|Gant will not hesitate to rape you.
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| File:Dograper.jpg|'''BOY RAPES DOG TO DEATH,GETS CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN BY THE OWNERS.'''
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| File:Noliekrape.jpg|Someone no liek teh 450+ rules of Rape? :(
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| File:lulzguyrape.jpg|You have been warned.
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| File:Grammar_school_rape_demotivator.jpg|This is how grammar school boys do it.
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| File:James Spear demotivator.jpg|Brags that he raped [[at least 100]] people.
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| File:Dt22 28b.jpg|Look at that smile! Women secretly love it.
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| File:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|Contrary to popular belief, rape is actually sexy.
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| File:Snowman Rape.gif|Even snowmen rape.
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| File:Rapeguy.jpg|Guy gonna get his rape on.
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| File:That_kid_looks_like_he_just_died_inside.jpg|That ranga looks like he just died inside
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| File:You_gonna_get_it.jpg|You gonna get it!
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| File:Jeffcorwin1.jpg|Rape in the wild
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| File:Autofellatio2.jpg|Self Rape [you know you wish you could do that]
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| File:Caring Bear.gif|Rape, rated E for Everyone. (Pedobear's cousin, Ampulolibear).
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| File:rainrape.jpg
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| File:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?
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| File:Pyramid head Jaws raep.jpg|[[Raep]]
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| File:rapetastik.png|Raping in Japan is like saying hello.
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| File:Roofiesposter.jpg|Roofies are a big help
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| File:Gonnagetraped.jpg|Are you also gonna get raped?
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| File:John_Petroski.jpeg|If it's written on [[Serious business|Page 7]], it must be true.
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| File:Daterape.jpg|Date rape.
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| File:Rape victim.jpg|Being a [[4chan]] [[luser]] is [[asking for it]]
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| File:Gonna get raped cat.PNG|Even [[cat|kitty]] knows what's gonna happen to you
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| File:Teen_Tikkop_Raped_My_Dog.jpg|It wasn't [[drug#meth|tik]]. The dog was [[asking for it]]. Plus, if it barks it's not raep.
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| File:assrapekitty.jpg|A special type of rape.
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| File:Swampert rape.png|Rape is acceptable if it makes moar Mudkipz
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| File:Gynaecology-1822.jpg|Rape was still happening hundreds of years ago.
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| File:Rapeyou.jpg|[[Cats]] love to get raped, so do [[women]].
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| File:Jack Spicer about to get raped.jpg|He knows he can't prevent it
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| File:rapeprevention.jpg|If you get an [[erection]] at any time you are a rapist. Only this device can save you from being a rapist.
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| File:Rape_is_fine_too.png
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| File:Chris Chan.JPG|Typical rape blog
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| File:Jacksonfriendly.jpg
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| File:Lincoln_rape.jpg|Honest Abe [[pedobear|approves]]!
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| File:SurpriseButtsecksElevator.jpg|[[Rebecca_Watson|Not even safe in the elevator.]]
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| File:SnakeRapesIke.jpg|Rape is also [[Rule 34|present]] in [[video games]].
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| File:Ninjarape.jpg|April O'Neal doesn't fight the inevitable.
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| File:FMA_Rape.jpg|Rape plays an important part in [[animu]]...
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| File:moarkenshirobuttsex.jpg|...of practically every kind.
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| File:Foxbunny.jpg|Rape is even common in the [[furry|animal kingdom]].
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| File:Rapist_Extraordinaire!!!.jpg|Derik Millstead, an extraordinary rapist.
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| File:Jewfarckle.jpg|She is!
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| File:Reverse_necrophilia1.jpg|Reverse [[necrophilia]] or skeleton rape?
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| File:Fly rape french.jpg|[[French]] people like to rape gigantic houseflies.
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| File:Rapedemotivator.JPG|Here it is.
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| File:FalseRapeEvidence.gif
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| File:ManImprisonedFor28YearsAllegationDreamRape.jpg
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| File:UnderageSexSocietyDifferences.jpg
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| File:WomenLikeToBeRapedSoGiveItToThem.jpg
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| File:OrcaWinfreyRapeSchool.jpg|Bagging game at Oprah's [[South African]] Rape Safari!
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| File:rape.jpg|To obtain your own license to rape, please contact your local passport issuing agency.
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| File:areyousure.jpg|I'd rape her [[for the lulz]].
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| File:Doonesburyrape.gif|'Nuff said!
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| File:DOUBLE_RAPE_PARTY.jpg|Neither of the two parties were consensual. e.g. [[DOUBLE NIGGER|DOUBLE RAPE]] PARTY!
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| File:Bear rapes hunter.jpg|Even bears love to rape.
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| File:Central Park Rape.jpg
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| File:GRAPE.jpg| gRAPE
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| File:Bobrape.jpg|Even in 90's shows
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| File:demotivator.png|It's not rape if they can't talk!
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| File:You cant escape the rape.gif|[[Chris-chan|You can't escape the rape!]]
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| File:Coffing female rape.jpg|Pokemanz can rape you too. It's awwwwriiiight.
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| File:Raep macro.jpg|The ultimate secret all-time female fantasy.
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| File:Medieval rape.jpg|Rape has existed since medieval times, and [[sick fuck]]s still find it funny!
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| File:bad idea is bad.jpg|[[Lion]] rape is important in every culture
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| File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|If only spotting a rapist was this easy.
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| File:Itsnotrape.jpg|Not rape at all
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| File:Bambi gets raped by hunter.jpg|[[disney|Bambi]] gets raped.
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| File:Asians and deer.jpg|Raping [[beastiality|a deer]] and [[azn]] seem the same when running at full speed.
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| File:Lesnarraep.jpg
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| File:Run-bitch-run.jpg
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| File:Pyramid_head_raep_tiem.jpg
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| File:Blackrapeberry.jpg|Rape is much funnier when you record it on your mobile phone
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| File:BigBenRape.jpg|White? Quarterback? Championships? No charges will be filed.
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| File:Cera rape victim.jpg|Even awkward, quirky Hollywood celebrities get in on the fun!
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| File:rapefruit.jpg|Mmmm...
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| File:TypicalRussian.jpg|Proof that all Russians are rapists.
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| File:Ohdamnbastards.jpg|Either before or after a raping party, never forget to celebrate!
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| File:Randomdce drops himself in it.jpg|Inadvertantly letting all your friends on [[Facebook]] know that you use Google to look up and fap to 'rape' is probably not the best thing to do.
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| File:Dildogun.jpg|Use this to rape at long range.
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| File:Mel Gibson Girl Rape.jpg|[[Mel Gibson]] on rape.
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| File:FAGTRAINUNDER.gif|[[Man Train|Perpetual rape machine]].
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| File:Chandler pyramid head.jpg|[[Chris Chan]] is pyramid head.
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| File:RealMenDoIt001.jpg| Wow, she's calling you out as a pussy for not raping, like a real man.
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| File:Rule34AMD.JPG| AMD CPU always feature auto-rape.
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| File:Rape-Ayumi.jpg|Life's tough choices.
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| File:drunkgirl.jpg
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| File:MagicalKeyboard.png|You wish.
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| File:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|Justin says you were raped for a [[asking for it|reason]]!
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| File:Wape.jpg|Even Elmer Fudd wants to get his wape on.
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| File:Rapecat.jpg
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| File:BabyRape.jpg
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| File:David Bowie Rapist.jpg|[http://therealsgm.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/dickheaddetox-david-bowie-jimmy-page.html Fun Fact: David Bowie is actually a rapist and a pedo.]
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| File:Multirape.jpg
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| File:Rape parrot.jpg
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| File:CCSU_Op_Editor_Calls_Rape_Magical.png|The international community of rape scholars weigh in
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| File:Raperape.jpg
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| File:zed submit2rape.gif|This girl's taking the path of submission....and boy, look at her moan!
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| File:JailRapeTattoo.jpg
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| File:Rape_-_Elephant_Ass_Rape.jpg|Fun fact: Most large animals love to rape humans for fun.
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| File:Alcohol_&_Rape_-_Date_Rape_Countdown.jpg
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| File:How to stop rape.jpg|How to escape a rapist
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| File:Rape!.jpg
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| File:Rape-isnt-funny.jpeg
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| File:Rape.png
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| File:RapeDollars.jpg
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| File:RapeSpider_and_his_rapecannon.jpg
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| File:RapeSpiderirl.jpg
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| File:Rape_GOP_Scale.jpg
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| File:Rape_In_a_box.jpg
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| File:Rape_Just_Do_It.png
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| File:Rape_Origins.png
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| File:Rape_Rodent.jpg
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| File:Rape_by_Seth.jpg
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| File:Rape_in_a_can.jpg
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| File:Rape_is_NOT_Funny_-_WebComic.jpeg
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| File:Rape_is_like.jpg
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| File:Rape_motivator.jpg
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| File:Rape_of_Nanking.gif
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| File:Rape_utah.jpg
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| File:Rape_victim2.gif
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| File:Rapebot.jpg
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| File:Rapeconvo.png
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| File:Raped_3_times.jpg
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| File:Rapedcwc.jpg
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| File:Rapefalcon.jpg
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| File:Rapehimwithbans.png
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| File:Rapeisnotajoke.PNG
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| File:Rapeposter.jpg
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| File:Rapespiderdarius.gif
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| File:Rapespiderlikesjager.jpg
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| File:Rapespiderrush.jpg
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| File:Rapetastik.PNG
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| File:Rapetattoo.jpg
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| File:Rapetime.jpg
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| File:Rapetime.png
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| File:Rapist.jpg
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| File:Rapistinadress.jpg
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| File:Rapistsearch.jpg
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| Image:Melancholy_Of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_-_Rape.jpg
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| ==Quotes==
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| {{center|
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| |There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves. Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye.|[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/893139/292849343 A wise Tartlet]
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| |You should never rape anyone. Unless you have a reason, like you want to fuck someone and they won't let you. In which case, what other option do you have? How else are you supposed to have an orgasm in their body if you don't rape 'em... like [[wtf|what the fuck]]?|[[Louis CK]], explaining why [[women|people]] [[asking for it|get raped]]
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| |You shouldn’t have been a woman<BR>You shouldn’t have had a cunt<BR>You deserved it<BR>'cause you’re a dumb cunt<BR><BR>[Pre-chorus:]<BR>D-U-M-B C-U-N-T<BR><BR>[Chorus:]<BR>You deserved it, you deserved it, you deserved it, you’re a dumb cunt<BR><BR>You should’ve worn a chastity belt<BR>You should’ve volunteered to fuck him<BR>You should’ve been ugly<BR>I hate you because you’re a woman<BR>[Pre-chorus]<BR>[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#1]
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| |You just came from a Bikini Kill concert<BR>You felt like a strong independent woman<BR>Two guys were having a “rape the ugliest cunt possible” contest<BR>You weren’t a strong woman anymore<BR><BR>[Chorus:]<BR>I’m glad you got raped<BR>You stupid dyke cunt<BR>I’m glad you got raped<BR>'cause you’re a stupid dyke cunt<BR><BR>I laughed as I watched him rape you<BR>Then I bought him a few beers<BR>Every year on the anniversary of your rape<BR>I send him a Thank You card, you stupid fucking dyke cunt<BR><BR>[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#12]}}
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| }}
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| ==See Also==
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| [[Image:Dead2.jpg|180px|right]]
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| * [[Almost Raped]]
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| * [[Rape culture]]
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| * [[You Gonna Get Raped]]
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| * [[Baby fuck|Baby Rape]]
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| * [[Josef Fritzl|Basement rape]]
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| * [[Battle Raper]]
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| * [[Justin Bieber|Ear rape]]
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| * [[Gay Rape]]
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| * [[GHB]]
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| * [[Determination]]
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| * [[Hawaiian Dicking]]
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| * [[Here Comes The Airplane]]
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| * [[Motherless]]
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| * [[Jackie Coakley]]
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| * [[Vigouroux|Not-Actually-Raped-I'm-Just-Whining-For-Attention Rape]]
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| * [[Dianne Thorley|Rape by 1,000 Arabs]]
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| * [[Patrick Hamm]]
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| * [[Rape Checklist]]
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| * [[Rape Clock]]
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| * [[Rape Kit]]
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| * [[Rapelay]]
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| * [[rape.sh]]
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| * [[B&]]
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| * [[Sleep sex|Sleep Rape]]
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| * [[YouTube Rape Video]]
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| * [[Burt Reynolds|Deliverance]]
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| * [http://www.queerty.com/disgust-4-teens-rape-classmate-with-hockey-stick-and-broom-20090511 Broom Handle and Hockey stick Rape]
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| * [http://www.lovepanky.com/women/dating-men-tips-for-women/what-should-you-do-if-you-get-raped-on-a-date What to Do if You get Raped - A Complete Guide]
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| * [http://www.oddee.com/item_98705.aspx Anti-Rape Devices list, As if that would work, Try them for the lulz tho]
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| * [http://www.change.org/petitions/petition-for-encyclopedia-dramatica-to-take-down-rape-page These folks are petitioning to take this page about rape down. Well, the only appropriate response to them would be DO IT FAGGOT!]
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| * [http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/ Study Reveals Female Rape Victims Enjoyed the Experience]
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| * {{wayback|http://www.israpefunny.com|20131217024202|title=Lulzy hack of a well-known anti-rape site}} {{archive|MLlor}}
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| * {{facebook|ajkeith|If you're in Garden City hire this professional rapist for that bitch}}
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| * {{archive|9Ne60|According to Jordan Hoffman, buying tickets to a "women only" Wonder Woman screening is now rape}}
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| {{timeline|Featured article August 23 & 24, [[2012]]|[[The Comprehensive Guide To Life]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Lunix]]}}
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