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[[Image:Flforreals.JPG|thumb|right|As close as we get to an irl photo]]
[[Image:1222218375.falconwolf_who_says_a_short_piranah_can_t_have_a_large_cock.jpg|thumb|right|I don't know whats worse, her handwriting or her art]]
Falconlobo is the supreme ruler of all that is [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|terrifying]] in the world of [[DeviantArt|Tartlets,]] [[FurAffinity|Furfags,]] [[FanArt_Central|autistic children,]] and [[Wapanese|terrible Fanfiction writers.]] She is dead set on flooding the internet with her [[Drawn Sex|crayon-scribbled porn,]] leaving no [[Holocaust|survivors]] in her [[Whale|wake.]] She also possesses a [[Fat|massive]] level of [[USI|unwarranted self importance]], feeling that[[You|people who oppose her]] are simply just [[Cunt|jealous]] of her skills, and then [[Delete fucking everything|deletes any traces of opposition.]] If she is [[Fail|unable to do this,]] she will whine and [[BAWWWW|bitch]] to any and every admin she can get her grubby, [[Centipede filled vagina|monstrous]] hands on.
You might be thinking "This is just some [[butthurt]], potentially-mentally-disabled child", right? [[Dong it wrong|WRONG.]] Falconlobo is a 32 year old [[Shay|woman]] from [[Guido|New Jersey]], who lives at home and is supposedly not [[Lupus|diagnosed]] with any [[Aspergers|mental retardation.]] (Though any [[Pretty cool guy|sane person]] would beg to [[Row_row_fight_the_powah|differ)]] She has worked [[Nigger|one job]], a [[White trash|Grocery store,]] in the [[Old|whole duration]] of her [[No life|existence.]] She even fucked that up, being promptly [[YHBT|thrown on her ass]] for [[Lazy|missing too many days]] from [[Lie|'illness']]. ([[Fact|And by Illness, it was obvious that it was so she could draw more Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends porn.]]) [[At least 100 years|Since then]], she has [[Leech|leeched]] from her [[Welfare whale|parents]], and resides on her ass with her [[Hugbox|white cellophane marker]] in hand, [[Crapflood|flooding]] people with [[Shit nobody cares about|useless comments]] and horrific [[DeviantArt|abominations]] in all of her [[Shitty art|galleries.]]


[[Flforreals.JPG|thumb|right|As close as we get to an irl photo]]


[[1222218375.falconwolf_who_says_a_short_piranah_can_t_have_a_large_cock.jpg|thumb|right|I don't know whats worse, her handwriting or her art]]
If you do [[BDSM|not value your eyesight]], continue onward, [[Feels good man|brave soul.]]


Falconlobo is the supreme ruler of all that is [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|terrifying]] in the world of [[DeviantArt|Tartlets,]] [[FurAffinity|Furfags,]] [[FanArt_Central|autistic children,]] and [[Wapanese|terrible Fanfiction writers.]] She is dead set on flooding the internet with her [[Drawn Sex|crayon-scribbled porn,]] leaving no [[Holocaust|survivors]] in her [[Whale|wake.]] She also possesses a [[Fat|massive]] level of [[USI|unwarranted self importance]], feeling that[[You|people who oppose her]] are simply just [[Cunt|jealous]] of her skills, and then [[Delete fucking everything|deletes any traces of opposition.]] If she is [[Fail|unable to do this,]] she will whine and [[BAWWWW|bitch]] to any and every admin she can get her grubby, [[Centipede filled vagina|monstrous]] hands on.




You might be thinking "This is just some [[butthurt]], potentially-mentally-disabled child", right? [[Dong it wrong|WRONG.]] Falconlobo is a 32 year old [[Shay|woman]] from [[Guido|New Jersey]], who lives at home and is supposedly not [[Lupus|diagnosed]] with any [[Aspergers|mental retardation.]] (Though any [[Pretty cool guy|sane person]] would beg to [[Row_row_fight_the_powah|differ)]] She has worked [[Nigger|one job]], a [[White trash|Grocery store,]] in the [[Old|whole duration]] of her [[No life|existence.]] She even fucked that up, being promptly [[YHBT|thrown on her ass]] for [[Lazy|missing too many days]] from [[Lie|'illness']]. ([[Fact|And by Illness, it was obvious that it was so she could draw more Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends porn.]]) [[At least 100 years|Since then]], she has [[Leech|leeched]] from her [[Welfare whale|parents]], and resides on her ass with her [[Hugbox|white cellophane marker]] in hand, [[Crapflood|flooding]] people with [[Shit nobody cares about|useless comments]] and horrific abominations in all of her galleries.




If you do [[BDSM|not value your eyesight]], continue onward, brave soul.
==Quotes==
 
 
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flamer on this site is telling me to stop using colored pencils i think they are jealous that i am good with some of my detailed pics so he just flamed random ones on my fac account that were not my best just to be rude|Falconlobo}}
 
 
{{quote|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK They are terrifyingly scary.|Thehitlist, summing up just about all of her pictures}}
 
 
{{quote|Congrtulations but there are a 100 of theese stories and 98 of them are yours!|Reece Oliver Paul Carvin}}

Revision as of 18:32, 2 December 2012

MOAR
Add pixplzkthnx to Falconlobo
Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.
Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.
As close as we get to an irl photo
I don't know whats worse, her handwriting or her art

Falconlobo is the supreme ruler of all that is terrifying in the world of Tartlets, Furfags, autistic children, and terrible Fanfiction writers. She is dead set on flooding the internet with her crayon-scribbled porn, leaving no survivors in her wake. She also possesses a massive level of unwarranted self importance, feeling thatpeople who oppose her are simply just jealous of her skills, and then deletes any traces of opposition. If she is unable to do this, she will whine and bitch to any and every admin she can get her grubby, monstrous hands on.


You might be thinking "This is just some butthurt, potentially-mentally-disabled child", right? WRONG. Falconlobo is a 32 year old woman from New Jersey, who lives at home and is supposedly not diagnosed with any mental retardation. (Though any sane person would beg to differ) She has worked one job, a Grocery store, in the whole duration of her existence. She even fucked that up, being promptly thrown on her ass for missing too many days from 'illness'. (And by Illness, it was obvious that it was so she could draw more Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends porn.) Since then, she has leeched from her parents, and resides on her ass with her white cellophane marker in hand, flooding people with useless comments and horrific abominations in all of her galleries.


If you do not value your eyesight, continue onward, brave soul.



Quotes

   
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flamer on this site is telling me to stop using colored pencils i think they are jealous that i am good with some of my detailed pics so he just flamed random ones on my fac account that were not my best just to be rude
 

„
  		 

—Falconlobo


   
“ 		 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK They are terrifyingly scary.
  		„
  		 

—Thehitlist, summing up just about all of her pictures


   
“ 		 
Congrtulations but there are a 100 of theese stories and 98 of them are yours!
  		„
  		 

—Reece Oliver Paul Carvin

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