Coprophagia

Scat rat approved!

Coprophagia is the sexually arousing consumption of feces, from the Greek κόπρος copros ("feces") and φαγεῖν phagein ("to eat"). Not surprisingly, coprophagia is very popular in Greece. Also, not a surprise, it is widespread in police.

Eating shit is also an early sign of Autism, if you mention this to them they will get really moody.

Happiness is a warm...

Have you ever told someone to eat shit? Have they followed through with your suggestion? Chances are, you might just be dealing with a coprophage. Copro-faggy-uh is the result of a child with fetal alcohol syndrome being neglected by it's white trash/nigger parents and forced to subsist on whatever it finds in it's diaper. The infant subsequently develops a taste for shit, it's retarded brain associating what it recognizes as it's main food source with emergent sexual impulses. Note that while copro-fags represent the epitome of sick fuck and should be exterminated when found, that their sexual fetish (read: eating shit to get hard) is above moral reproach when held against being a fucking furry. Unless you eat shit AND are a furry, which is too fucking easy to believe. Who else?

Pets on parade

Many animal species practice coprophagia because they love it; other species do not normally consume feces but may do so when especially aroused. Coprophagy refers to many kind of feces eating including eating feces of other species (heterospecifics), other individuals (allocoprophagy), or its own (autocoprophagy), whether already shat out or taken directly from the anus. Practitioners of coprophagia are called "coprophaggots."

Apes have been observed eating horse feces for the salt content. Horses may eat ape feces when they feel they have had too much salt in their diets lately. Monkeys have also been observed eating elephant feces. In return, elephants sometimes eat monkey feces.

Healthy

Psychiatrists using the classification system of the DSM-IV would consider coprophagia to be a symptom of the paraphilia known as coprophilia, i.e. people who like playing with their shit in general. As such, these people are tratoris extremis mutants who should be cleansed IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH! If, however, you're a bad enough dude to do it for the lulz, you may exploit the sick fuckery of copro-fags in exchange for troll points. There's a huge amount of scat porn on the tubes, and (you guessed it) a high percentage of this stuff is concentrated around consuming industrial quantities of shit. This can be cleverly used to your advantage with the following formula to exact bloody and terrible vengeance, or just to troll the fuck out of people:

• 1) Locate shit-eating on the intarwebs
• 2) Use some CSIII to disguise the link
• 3) Send to NORPs and other easily offended people
• 4) ????
• 5) PROFIT!

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  The lair of a coprophage!
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  Hungry yet?

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  The Pope approves!
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  Mac users are full of shit, and therefore generate their own food supply
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  Dessert!
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  Mmmm, Mmmm, Good
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  Sorta want...
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  Wisdom
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  Even Jesus, kids!
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  God of coprophages
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  I can't believe it's not steak!
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  This source of food has been exhausted. You must harvest moar vespene gas.
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  Oh god...
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  Secret blend of herbs and spices, indeed

Explain this one, Barack

See also

• Martin Ssempa
• 2girls1cup - This article + the love of sharing
• Tubgirl - May or may not be shit, but you were thinkin' it!
• Jenkem - Drug of choice for copro-fags
• The Human Centipede - A romantic comedy about a German doctor who really loves his work
• Funnelgirl - Another summer blockbuster about a real failure to communicate
• Swap.avi - Don't even think about it

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