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==Background on the Syrian Conflict== | ==Background on the Syrian Conflict== | ||
[[Last Thursday]] about two years ago, a series of [[Revolution|revolutions]] swept across the [[Middle East]] that were sparked after a fruit vendor named [[Muhammad|Mohamed Bouazizi]] became [[an hero]] by [[Tibet|self immolating]] with gasoline after the mayor of a town refused to hear him bitch about how a [[Feminazi|45 year old female municipal officer]] confiscated his electronic scales and kicked over his [[Mexican|illegal fruit stand]]. [[Muhammad|Mohamed]]'s last words were "[[How do I shot web?|How you expect me to make a living?]]" before he set himself on fire in the middle of noonday traffic. Since then, [[Lulz|several governments have been toppled]], though not much can be said since nothing has been accomplished other than [[Muslim|Islamists]] of various levels of [[Terrorism|fanaticism]] and hunger for [[Cock|power]] have taken over numerous countries in the [[Middle East]]. The peaceful revolutions have only allowed [[Oxymoron|moderate Muslims]] [[Democracy|to take over through sheer numbers]], and the [[Win|violent revolutions]], such as [[Libya]] have created situations that have allowed [[Al Qaeda]] affiliated groups to essentially take over. However, [[Asshole|Bashar Al-Assad]] being the [[Douche bag|benevolent ruler]] decided that his citizens should have [[Democrats|two]] [[Republicans|choices]] in his country's great political discourse: stay at home or get filled with lead. | [[Last Thursday]] about two years ago, a series of [[Revolution|revolutions]] swept across the [[Middle East]] that were sparked after a fruit vendor named [[Muhammad|Mohamed Bouazizi]] became [[an hero]] by [[Tibet|self immolating]] with gasoline after the mayor of a town refused to hear him bitch about how a [[Feminazi|45 year old female municipal officer]] confiscated his electronic scales and kicked over his [[Mexican|illegal wheelbarrow fruit stand]]. [[Muhammad|Mohamed]]'s last words were "[[How do I shot web?|How you expect me to make a living?]]" before he set himself on fire in the middle of noonday traffic. Since then, [[Lulz|several governments have been toppled]], though not much can be said since nothing has been accomplished other than [[Muslim|Islamists]] of various levels of [[Terrorism|fanaticism]] and hunger for [[Cock|power]] have taken over numerous countries in the [[Middle East]]. The peaceful revolutions have only allowed [[Oxymoron|moderate Muslims]] [[Democracy|to take over through sheer numbers]], and the [[Win|violent revolutions]], such as [[Libya]] have created situations that have allowed [[Al Qaeda]] affiliated groups to essentially take over. However, [[Asshole|Bashar Al-Assad]] being the [[Douche bag|benevolent ruler]] decided that his citizens should have [[Democrats|two]] [[Republicans|choices]] in his country's great political discourse: [[Democrats|stay at home in support of Assad]] or [[Republicans|get filled with lead]]. | ||
Normally the rest of the world doesn't give two shits about [[Genocide|when minorities kill one another]], whether it be in [[South America]], [[Africa]], the [[Middle East]], or [[Asia]]. So why was [[Syria]]'s case different since the country is only populated with at least [[Fifty Shades of Grey|fifty different hues]] of [[Muslim]] [[Sand Niggers]]? Well the reason is simple: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm Syria was interfering with Zionist plans to control the Middle East]. Obviously this was a problem and there needed to be a [[False flag|remedy]] for this obstacle in the [[Zionist]] master plan. | Normally the rest of the world doesn't give two shits about [[Genocide|when minorities kill one another]], whether it be in [[South America]], [[Africa]], the [[Middle East]], or [[Asia]]. So why was [[Syria]]'s case different since the country is only populated with at least [[Fifty Shades of Grey|fifty different hues]] of [[Muslim]] [[Sand Niggers]]? Well the reason is simple: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clean_Break:_A_New_Strategy_for_Securing_the_Realm Syria was interfering with Zionist plans to control the Middle East]. Obviously this was a problem and there needed to be a [[False flag|remedy]] for this obstacle in the [[Zionist]] master plan. | ||
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Background on the Syrian Conflict
Last Thursday about two years ago, a series of revolutions swept across the Middle East that were sparked after a fruit vendor named Mohamed Bouazizi became an hero by self immolating with gasoline after the mayor of a town refused to hear him bitch about how a 45 year old female municipal officer confiscated his electronic scales and kicked over his illegal wheelbarrow fruit stand. Mohamed's last words were "How you expect me to make a living?" before he set himself on fire in the middle of noonday traffic. Since then, several governments have been toppled, though not much can be said since nothing has been accomplished other than Islamists of various levels of fanaticism and hunger for power have taken over numerous countries in the Middle East. The peaceful revolutions have only allowed moderate Muslims to take over through sheer numbers, and the violent revolutions, such as Libya have created situations that have allowed Al Qaeda affiliated groups to essentially take over. However, Bashar Al-Assad being the benevolent ruler decided that his citizens should have two choices in his country's great political discourse: stay at home in support of Assad or get filled with lead.
Normally the rest of the world doesn't give two shits about when minorities kill one another, whether it be in South America, Africa, the Middle East, or Asia. So why was Syria's case different since the country is only populated with at least fifty different hues of Muslim Sand Niggers? Well the reason is simple: Syria was interfering with Zionist plans to control the Middle East. Obviously this was a problem and there needed to be a remedy for this obstacle in the Zionist master plan.
The great irony of this is now there is some credibility to Bashar Al-Assad's claims that there is a foreign conspiracy at work to destroy his country and let it get taken over by the Syrian branch of Al-Qaeda.
The Hacking
Why wasn't this reported in the Mainstream Media
—William Colby former CIA Director, being owned by those of real significance in the major media | ||
Since the war is being fought through proxies such as poorly equipped and trained civilians and well armed Al-Qaeda affiliates whom are backed by Western spy agencies (nothing new here) due to the last time America fought an open war in the region, things didn't go to well. So using locals and imported jihadists is just cheaper and more practical. In order for this war to continue as planned and eventually develop into the next stage of full out occupation, no one of significant power wants you to know what is happening in Syria until after the fact everyone with a brain realizes the whole invasion was built entirely upon bullshit lies and false flag operations.
American Political Fallout
Finally the Republicans have something they can get Obama impeached over. What this requires to happen is enough people need to learn about this story and for the Republicans not to be as tyrannically corrupt as Obama's Democrats.