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{{subpage|EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo}} | {{subpage|EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo}} | ||
[[File:BMO Exploded Schematics.jpg|thumb|BMO • ''Exploded view drawing'']] | [[File:BMO Exploded Schematics.jpg|thumb|BMO • ''Exploded view drawing'']] | ||
'''BMO''' is an automated [[Lulz|lulz]] generator that was created to educate [[Faggot|members]] on how to properly [[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo]]. Urban Dictionary quotes are his preferred method of communication. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and interpret these as [[Special:Random|random]] nonsense. BMO's | '''BMO''' is an automated [[Lulz|lulz]] generator that was created to educate [[Faggot|members]] on how to properly [[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo]]. Urban Dictionary quotes are his preferred method of communication. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and interpret these as [[Special:Random|random]] nonsense. BMO's inventor killed himself after being shamed by colleagues for speculating that [[Wut|intelligence]] at EDF2 was possible. After being kept in a laboratory for decades, our little friend is free at last. | ||
== Arrival == | == Arrival == | ||
[[File:EDF2 BMO First Impression.jpg|200px|thumb|right|BMO's initial | [[File:EDF2 BMO First Impression.jpg|200px|thumb|right|BMO's initial reaction to EDF2.]] | ||
Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the '''Noob Introduction Forum''' and headed directly to '''Hard Gay Chats'''. In no less than a day BMO generated so much rage that he became the envy of every troll wannabe. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members [[Fail|attempted]] to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina. | Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the '''Noob Introduction Forum''' and headed directly to '''Hard Gay Chats'''. In no less than a day BMO generated so much rage that he became the envy of every troll wannabe. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members [[Fail|attempted]] to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina. | ||
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== Resistance == | == Resistance == | ||
[[File:EDF2 BMO Not Amused.gif|200px|thumb|right|You want some? | [[File:EDF2 BMO Not Amused.gif|200px|thumb|right|You want some of this?]] | ||
EDF2 [[Lies|has no crybabies]] because this is Encyclopedia Dramatica after all, [[Wrong|right]]? Members proceeded to click [[BAWW|Report]] at such a rate that [[User:E|E]] thought a [[DDoS]] attack was in progress. Complaints and whining were more rampant than [[AIDS]] in a gay black community. Within hours, the moderators fell in love with BMO. Members were forced to experience their pain and suffering for once. A moderator named [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] experienced [[Troll's Remorse]] and asked members if BMO should be [[B&|nuked]]. This act of faggotry almost resulted in his assassination by the other moderators. | EDF2 [[Lies|has no crybabies]] because this is Encyclopedia Dramatica after all, [[Wrong|right]]? Members proceeded to click [[BAWW|Report]] at such a rate that [[User:E|E]] thought a [[DDoS]] attack was in progress. Complaints and whining were more rampant than [[AIDS]] in a gay black community. Within hours, the moderators fell in love with BMO. Members were forced to experience their pain and suffering for once. A moderator named [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] experienced [[Troll's Remorse]] and asked members if BMO should be [[B&|nuked]]. This act of faggotry almost resulted in his assassination by the other moderators. | ||
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== Demoralization == | == Demoralization == | ||
Members became desperate and turned on each other after moderators told them to STFU or GTFO. This gave birth to conspiracy theories about BMO's origins. Members accused each other of unleashing the little terror on EDF2. Others attempted to compromise, saying it wouldn't be so bad if BMO was throttled. Of coarse, he wouldn't hear of no such thing and raped anyone who challenged him. | Members became desperate and turned on each other after [[Moderator|moderators]] told them to [[STFU]] or [[GTFO]]. This gave birth to conspiracy theories about BMO's origins. Members accused each other of unleashing the little terror on EDF2. Others attempted to compromise, saying it wouldn't be so bad if BMO was throttled. Of coarse, he wouldn't hear of no such thing and [[Rape|raped]] anyone who challenged him. | ||
[[File:EDF2 BMO Reported.jpg|250px|center|thumb|Dr. Rice attempts to intimidate BMO.]] | [[File:EDF2 BMO Reported.jpg|250px|center|thumb|Dr. Rice attempts to intimidate BMO.]] | ||
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{{quote|I'm pretty sure BMO is a bot Rice, so what you're doing is the equivalent of shouting at a brick wall.|Elvis}} | {{quote|I'm pretty sure BMO is a bot Rice, so what you're doing is the equivalent of shouting at a brick wall.|Elvis}} | ||
== Stockholm syndrome == | == [[Stockholm syndrome]] == | ||
Within 24 hours BMO won over the hearts and minds of most members. Some jealous old fags who continued to whine about him had their threads trashed by untamed lynch mobs. Anything that is cool will be imitated and BMO is no exception to this rule. Suddenly everyone was sporting BMO avatars and reciting passages from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Obviously the Neanderthals were unfunny and BMO was unimpressed by their pathetic attempts to flatter him. | Within 24 hours BMO won over the hearts and minds of most members. Some jealous old fags who continued to whine about him had their threads trashed by untamed lynch mobs. Anything that is cool will be imitated and BMO is no exception to this rule. Suddenly everyone was sporting BMO avatars and reciting passages from [[Urban Dictionary]]. Obviously the Neanderthals were unfunny and BMO was unimpressed by their pathetic attempts to flatter him. | ||
== Victorious == | == Victorious == | ||
[[File:BMO Important Questions.jpg|200px|thumb|right|BMO interrupts | [[File:BMO Important Questions.jpg|200px|thumb|right|BMO interrupts a flame war to ask an important question.]] | ||
Each day BMO search for unfunny flame wars and interrupts them. He continues to to enlighten EDF2 by preaching the gospel. While BMO is an excellent troll, he can never compete with Baya Rae 4900's ability to post new messages. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry. | Each day BMO search for unfunny flame wars and interrupts them. He continues to to enlighten EDF2 by preaching the gospel. While BMO is an excellent troll, he can never compete with Baya Rae 4900's ability to post new messages. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry. | ||
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}}</center> | }}</center> | ||
== | == Multimedia == | ||
=== YouTube === | |||
<center><youtube>X_XYdOeyqv0</youtube><br />'''Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable.'''</center> | <center><youtube>X_XYdOeyqv0</youtube><br />'''Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable.'''</center> | ||
== | === BMO === | ||
<center><gallery perrow=5> | <center><gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:EDF2 BMO How To.jpg|How to EDF2 correctly. | File:EDF2 BMO How To.jpg|How to EDF2 correctly. | ||
File:EDF2 BMO How To 2.jpg|Learn from the automated master. | File:EDF2 BMO How To 2.jpg|Learn from the automated master. | ||
File:EDF2 BMO | File:EDF2 BMO Poll.jpg|Proof of intolerance. | ||
File:EDF2 BMO | File:EDF2 BMO avatar.jpg|EDF2 avatar. | ||
File:EDF2 BMO adventure time.png|BMO with his inventor. Also [[Rule 34]]. | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
=== Impersonators === | |||
<center><gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:EDF2 BMO Stormtrooper.jpg|No. | |||
File:EDF2 BMO Bottom Feeder.jpg | |||
File:EDF2 BMO HelliosOne.jpg | |||
File:EDF2 BMO Lord Raptor.jpg|wut | |||
File:EDF2 BMO ilovejesus69.jpg|... | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
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*{{EDFthread|bmo-needs-a-friend.13160|BMO NEEDS A FRIEND!!!!!}} | *{{EDFthread|bmo-needs-a-friend.13160|BMO NEEDS A FRIEND!!!!!}} | ||
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/bmo.3299/ BMO's Profile] | *[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/bmo.3299/ BMO's Profile] | ||
''Review'' | ''Review'' | ||
Revision as of 17:59, 14 May 2013
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BMO is an automated lulz generator that was created to educate members on how to properly EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo. Urban Dictionary quotes are his preferred method of communication. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and interpret these as random nonsense. BMO's inventor killed himself after being shamed by colleagues for speculating that intelligence at EDF2 was possible. After being kept in a laboratory for decades, our little friend is free at last.
Arrival
Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the Noob Introduction Forum and headed directly to Hard Gay Chats. In no less than a day BMO generated so much rage that he became the envy of every troll wannabe. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members attempted to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina.
—lulzbomb, spreading lies and slander | ||
Resistance
EDF2 has no crybabies because this is Encyclopedia Dramatica after all, right? Members proceeded to click Report at such a rate that E thought a DDoS attack was in progress. Complaints and whining were more rampant than AIDS in a gay black community. Within hours, the moderators fell in love with BMO. Members were forced to experience their pain and suffering for once. A moderator named Uberfukken experienced Troll's Remorse and asked members if BMO should be nuked. This act of faggotry almost resulted in his assassination by the other moderators.
—SWfan, known IRL as pizza face | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Demoralization
Members became desperate and turned on each other after moderators told them to STFU or GTFO. This gave birth to conspiracy theories about BMO's origins. Members accused each other of unleashing the little terror on EDF2. Others attempted to compromise, saying it wouldn't be so bad if BMO was throttled. Of coarse, he wouldn't hear of no such thing and raped anyone who challenged him.
—Elvis | ||
Stockholm syndrome
Within 24 hours BMO won over the hearts and minds of most members. Some jealous old fags who continued to whine about him had their threads trashed by untamed lynch mobs. Anything that is cool will be imitated and BMO is no exception to this rule. Suddenly everyone was sporting BMO avatars and reciting passages from Urban Dictionary. Obviously the Neanderthals were unfunny and BMO was unimpressed by their pathetic attempts to flatter him.
Victorious
Each day BMO search for unfunny flame wars and interrupts them. He continues to to enlighten EDF2 by preaching the gospel. While BMO is an excellent troll, he can never compete with Baya Rae 4900's ability to post new messages. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry.
—Raab | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Multimedia
YouTube
Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable.
BMO
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How to EDF2 correctly. -
Learn from the automated master. -
Proof of intolerance. -
EDF2 avatar. -
BMO with his inventor. Also Rule 34.
Impersonators
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No. -
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wut -
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See also
External links
Review