Juliana Wetmore

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Juliana can only dream of looking this good.

When most parents have a baby, they spend months dreaming about what their bundle of joy will look like. Will she look like Mom? Will she have Dad's eyes? His mother's nose? Her aunt's cheekbones? For one local Navy family, however, the birth of their daughter didn't give them the answers to those questions. Their daughter Juliana was born without a face. Her birth defect is called Treacher Collins Syndrome. Doctors say it's the worst case they've ever seen. She has cost the taxpayers three million dollars for surgeries and heroic life-saving measures, something that undoubtedly would enrage Hitler. Little Juliana is missing 30-40 percent of the bones in her face, so she can't bite down if you decide to rape her in the mouth, if for some reason you would want to stick your dick into a face that looks like it has been through a garbage disposal.

Treacher Collins Syndrome is only curable by aborting the fetus. After birth, a good midwife in the old days would have stuck a nine-inch hatpin into the child's brain stem. Since Treacher Collins affects the head and neck, smothering the child may be ruled as accidental positional asphyxia by a medical examiner. This is in no way meant to be a hint. Her parents would not abort her because they are Bible-humping retards who gave her life because they want some monster, Arabic, Jesus cock. God's honest truth: in "God-fearing" biblical times, a girl born with her condition would have been thrown out into the wild to die, as she would not have any value as marriage stock...girls' only purpose back then then and now, moralfag.

Every ugly bitch has a hot sister.

Wetmore II: Electric Boogaloo

From Juliana's webpage (http://julianawetmore.net/journal.php?wid=2): December 31, 2008 10:40 PM

"Okay, now for the announcement which has my heart bursting with joy. Are you ready for this? We will have a new addition in the Wetmore family!

No, it's not what you think. I am very done giving birth! We are in the process of adopting a beautiful little girl. She will fit in perfectly in our home. She too has Treacher-Collins Syndrome. Obviously, her case is not nearly as complex as Juliana's. She does not even have a trach or a feeding tube. She will need hearing aid implants, but other than that it seems from her pictures that anything else will be merely cosmetic. We won't know for sure, of course, until we go to her country to meet her and finalize the adoption.

This is an international adoption, so the process takes much more time than a domestic one. The process is very slow and mainly consists of waiting on documents and other people which is where we are now, just waiting on the Dept. of Homeland Security to complete their part of our paperwork." (Later, we find out that they are adopting from the Ukraine, home of Chernobyl, which couldn't be a coincidence, could it?)

You read that correctly. Not content with one fucked-up baby, the Wetmores have decided to bring in some FAS baby from vodka-pickled, radiation-burned Ukraine for their freakshow. What purpose could this possibly have? Perhaps they want Juliana to have a beauty-impaired sister to feel comfortable around. Maybe they're creating the greatest cock-blocking team in the world.

"I suppose I had better end this now and get the mermaid (aka Juliana) out of the bathtub. When she recovers a bit more from this surgery, I will post new pics."

It's hard to understand why she has to recover from her latest surgery for Mrs. Wetmore to post more pictures. It isn't as if those used to the face of the beast would be put off by scars, swelling, and bandages.

Wetmore III: Five Kids And Counting

Not satisfied with another fucked-up 'tard from the Ukraine, whose mother was no doubt a drunken whore with hepatitis and GRIDS, the Wetmores have adopted two more children from "distant" family members, an infant and a toddler. Nurse Jeanne wrote in her blog, "Nurse Jeanne's Journey" on March 13, 2010:

Juliana's future as a furry whore.

"A lot has changed for Juliana this past year. She has three more sisters! It used to be Juliana and her big sister Kendra. Then there started to be talk of a sister far away in the Ukraine. The "wallpaper" on the computer screen showed a bashful little girl in a red dress with mild Treacher Collins facial features, which Juliana would look at and sign "my sister". zOMG How kawaii!

But as the complicated adoption process dragged on, an unexpected situation presented itself. Two little girls of a distant relative (ages 1 and 3) needed a home. The Wetmores accepted responsibility and obtained custody, still determined to bring home the child from the Ukraine. It was more complicated and difficult than they imagined, but they did it. Now there are five girls! —Kendra, Juliana, Danica, Keira, and Allie. You can go to First Coast News, do a search for Juliana Wetmore, and watch the short news segments about Juliana and her family."

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Juliana Wetmore/Treacher Collins Gallery About missing Pics

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  NO EXCEPTIONS!
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  I couldn't agree moar.
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  LOOK GUYZ, SHE'S GOT TEETHS NOW!!~*
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  For Chrissake, why can't they sew that fucking tongue to the bottom of her mouth? It's disgusting.
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  Fixing the guestbook problem wont fix that abomination of a face.
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  When your baby comes out looking like a fucking pink turtle, you have already failed as a parent.
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  I see a huge resemblance to Lord Voldemort here. :-O
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  ¯\(º_o)/¯
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  Juliana and her meth mouth.
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  HAI KAZARI MAS
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  You're takin' a bite out the wrong end, babe...
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  ...and its number is 616.
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  Dad looks on, dreaming of the days before his life was a fucking disaster.
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  Here she is attempting to get struck by lightning and end the comedy that is her existence.
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  Why didn't you let me die? WHY?
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  Brb, going to the Moon.
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  Whatchu bitches want from a nigga?
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  Twins!
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  Looks like someone got here first!
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  Playing Transformers with a Dora the Fagtard backpack!
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  Now what the fuck is that? :-s
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  JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A...um, er...GET IN THE CAR!
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  >:( No face detected.
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  What happened to her cookies?
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  Apparently, passing kindergarten garners all the aplomb of a full graduation ceremony.
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  Iz dat sum camel toe?
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  liek omg Beast and the Beauty.
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  Her biological father.
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  Congratulations, little mutant, that giraffe now has cancer because it saw you.
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See Also

• Adalia Rose
• Brian Peppers
• Chin-chan
• Rocky Dennis
• Abortion
• Warhammer - Kill the mutant.
• Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Juliana would seem like a perfect memeber of The Gatherers
• KILL IT WITH FIRE

External Links

• The little bugger's official website.
• A Buddhist wonders what Juliana did in her past life to deserve her looks, mini-shitstorm ensues.
• A website on various craniofacial deformities.
• Treacher Collins at TOW.