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MLG also known as [[Faggotry|Major League Gaming]] is made of a group of [[Neckbeards|fine, respectable gentlemen]] who are [[Lies|such talented individuals]] that they get [[jew gold|paid]] to drink [[Disgusting|tasty]] energy drinks and "endorse" it while [[Truth|sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button mashing]] and [[rage|screaming]] at each other while on the verge of [[Haha|cardiac arrest.]]
 
'''MLG,''' also known as [[Faggotry|Major League Gaming]] is a group made up of [[Neckbeards|fine, respectable gentlemen]] who are [[Lies|such talented individuals]] that they get [[jew gold|paid]] to drink [[Disgusting|tasty]] energy drinks and "endorse" it while sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button mashing and [[rage|screaming]] at each other while on the verge of [[HNNNNG|cardiac arrest.]]
[[Image:Dorkwishestobemlg.jpg|thumb|right|Assburgers detected.]]
[[Image:Dorkwishestobemlg.jpg|thumb|right|Assburgers detected.]]


When they are are not [[masturbating|preoccupied]] to looking at [[Rule 34|Rule 34]] of [[pretty cool guy|Master Chief]] and [[Lesbian|Cortana]] they are making ground-breaking advances in [[retard|tardnology.]]
When they are are not [[masturbating|preoccupied]] to looking at [[Rule 34|Rule 34]] of [[pretty cool guy|Master Chief]] and [[Lesbian|Cortana]] they are making ground breaking advances in [[retard|tardnology.]]





Revision as of 06:34, 26 July 2013

MLG also known as Major League Gaming is made of a group of fine, respectable gentlemen who are such talented individuals that they get paid to drink tasty energy drinks and "endorse" it while sitting on their fat asses doing nothing but button mashing and screaming at each other while on the verge of cardiac arrest.

Assburgers detected.

When they are are not preoccupied to looking at Rule 34 of Master Chief and Cortana they are making ground breaking advances in tardnology.



How to acquire MLG skills

Looking to acquire xXxX360NoScOpEScRubKilLerXxXx moves? You came to right place my child! To acquire the moves that will get you all the bitches than follow these three steps!

1. Buy large amounts of Mountain Dew and Doritos

2. Buy every Call Of Duty that comes out and hail it as the savior of gaming.

3. Gain three hundred pounds.


CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW A MLG PRO!!!!




   
 
i bagned yur mum last nigh m8, aftr i OwN3d u!!!1!
 

 
 

— That kid who teamkilled you.


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