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'''Call of Duty: Ghosts''' is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much ''du jour''... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to [[Gay sex|one-up]] Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which [[Microsoft]] are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released [[Xbox One]].... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.
'''Call of Duty: Ghosts''' is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much ''du jour''... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to [[Gay sex|one-up]] Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which [[Microsoft]] are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released [[Xbox One]].... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.


==Weapons==
==Multiplayer==


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The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.
The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game.


==== Assault Rifles ====
==== Assault Rifles ====
*'''Honey Badger''': Infinity Ward finally got rid of the M4A1, only to replace it with an AR-15 variant (Same gun type) with an integral silencer. Right off the bat is the weapon for camping.
*'''APS''': Underwater Assault Rifle. Camp underwater for lulz.
*'''SC-20120''': Stupid FN FAL ripoff.
*'''SA-805''': Stupid ACR ripoff.
*'''ARX-1600''': Italian firearm. Has slight wear on it from being dropped and has never been fired.
*'''AK-12''': Most recent AK rifle variant out there. Hopefully it isn't a near last or last level unlock.
*'''[[Fag|FAD]]''': The return of the high rof Perufag gun.
*'''MSBS''': The M16A4 has finally been replaced by this new Shotgun at all range burst firing piece of shit.
*'''Remington R5''': Low recoil long range but pissweak weapon. Every CoD game needs one I guess.


{|class="wikitable"
==== SMGs ====
|-
*'''UMP45''': Since IW can't let go of it's Assault Rifle class OP SMG, this thing is back once again.
!<small>Name</small>
*'''MTAR-X''': The '''M'''ega '''T'''iny '''A'''rab nation '''R'''apist '''X'''tra small. The retarded SMG variant of the actual Tavor rifle.
!<small>Description</small>
*'''Kriss K10''': AKA The Vektor from MW2 and Black Cocks 2. Good god.
|-
*'''CBJ-MS''': Another Jew-zi variant. CoD standard.
|'''AAC Honey Badger'''
*'''Vepr''': A bullpup MG like the Chicom from BO2.
|Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
*'''Bizon''': AKA the PP901 from MW3, but with a different stock.
|-
*'''K7''': Like the Honeybadger, this shit has an integrated silencer. Available fresh out of the womb for camping.
|'''APS Underwater rifle'''
*'''VBR''': It's a machine pistol.
|Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
 
|-
==== Light Machineguns ====
|'''MTAR'''
*'''Chain SAW''': If the name didn't clue you in, it's an FN Minimi stylized to be held like a Chain saw. Really, IW?
|Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
*'''Ameli''': The modern day variant of the pwnage master that was the MG42.
|-
*'''M27 IAR''': The M27 from BO2, now has it's correct barrel length, saddle drum magazine and proper squad usage.
|'''FAL'''
*'''LSAT''': 100 rounds and fuck all recoil. This thing is made of hacks.
|<s>[[Moar]] like [[unfunny|fail]], [[amirite?]]</s> Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured.
 
|-
==== Sniper rifles ====
|'''CZ-805'''
*'''L115''': Another AWP variant. Great for all the quickscoping obsessed douchebags.
|Stupid Czech ACR ripoff.
*'''USR''': The '''U'''niversally '''S'''hitty '''R'''ifle.
|-
*'''GM6''': Bullpup rifle.
|'''G3'''
*'''VSK''': Not much known. Probably the second Bolt Action.
|If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.
 
|}
==== Marksman rifles ====
So IW separated all semi-auto rifles into this category. Can't snipe? No problem, use these.
*'''IA-2''': Shit iron sights.
*'''MR-28''': Great to spam shots as it has the highest fire cap rate in its class.
*'''MK-14 EBR''': IW learns fast, don't they? This thing is probably one of the few things any armed forces here use IRL.
*'''SVU''': The return of the retarded WA2000/SVD hybrid.
 
==== Shotguns ====
*'''MTS-255''': An unholy revolver-carbine-shotgun combination.
*'''Maul''': Not to be confused with the silent Star Wars Badass, this thing is the second Ghosts shotgun.
 
==== Handguns ====
If launchers are secondaries, these things are useless.
*'''P226''': The usual mid capacity mid damage shit.
*'''MP-443 Grach''': Another battlefield weapon.
*'''.44 Magnum''': At least unlike most games, this thing despite working double action shoots only in single action. I guess we won't be seeing spam shots that would snap the Terminator's wrists now. Hooray!
*'''M9A1''': An updated M9 Beretta from MW2. Oh shit.


==== SMGs ====
==== Launchers ====
The perk Danger Close returns, so expect to see these awful things be used again.
*'''MK32''': The War machine, now a usable weapon. Dear lord.
*'''Panzerfaust''': A WW2 weapon that was modernized. Need I say more?
*'''Kastet''': [[Holy shit|Shoots 1 rocket that splits into 2 diverging missiles for fucktons of damage.]]


{|class="wikitable"
|-
!<small>Name</small>
!<small>Description</small>
|-
|'''UMP45'''
|Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
|-
|'''Vector K10'''
|Just like it was in MW2 and Black Ops 2, and by that we mean fuck all recoil and is terribly weak despite shooting .45 ACP bullets.
|}


==== Other shit ====
==== Other shit ====
 
*Red dot sight: When your sights look like a Vagina mixed with glowstick juice or mustard, just use this to fix it.
{|class="wikitable"
*Silencer: Why use this and waste an attachment when you can use the Honeybadger or K7 with their integral suppressors?
|-
!<small>Name</small>
!<small>Description</small>
|-
|'''Knife'''
|Because the animators are still both lazy and trying to save gigabytes to make individual melee animations, here's a knife which 1 hits you from the foot, when 9mm at point blank leaves a scratch on your health.
|-
|'''Silencer'''
|Stick this on any weapon of your choice and camp for days.
|-
|'''Red Dot Sight'''
|Also known as Red Dick Sight, use it if your iron sights are like a vagina mixed with mustard.
|-
|'''Holographic Sight'''
|Use it to the same effect as the Red Dick, except you can't see shit around you and you get tunnel vision. Hooray.
|-
|'''Grip'''
|Plastic handle which somehow increases your accuracy, and only slightly.
|-
|'''Grenade Launcher'''
|Oh, how the overpowered mighty have fallen. Takes 2 point blank hits to remove half your health instead of the rape machine with a 20 mile explosion radius 6 games ago.
|}


==Videos==
==Videos==

Revision as of 18:14, 19 August 2013

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Call of Duty: Ghosts is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much du jour... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to one-up Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which Microsoft are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released Xbox One.... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.

Multiplayer


The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game.

Assault Rifles

  • Honey Badger: Infinity Ward finally got rid of the M4A1, only to replace it with an AR-15 variant (Same gun type) with an integral silencer. Right off the bat is the weapon for camping.
  • APS: Underwater Assault Rifle. Camp underwater for lulz.
  • SC-20120: Stupid FN FAL ripoff.
  • SA-805: Stupid ACR ripoff.
  • ARX-1600: Italian firearm. Has slight wear on it from being dropped and has never been fired.
  • AK-12: Most recent AK rifle variant out there. Hopefully it isn't a near last or last level unlock.
  • FAD: The return of the high rof Perufag gun.
  • MSBS: The M16A4 has finally been replaced by this new Shotgun at all range burst firing piece of shit.
  • Remington R5: Low recoil long range but pissweak weapon. Every CoD game needs one I guess.

SMGs

  • UMP45: Since IW can't let go of it's Assault Rifle class OP SMG, this thing is back once again.
  • MTAR-X: The Mega Tiny Arab nation Rapist Xtra small. The retarded SMG variant of the actual Tavor rifle.
  • Kriss K10: AKA The Vektor from MW2 and Black Cocks 2. Good god.
  • CBJ-MS: Another Jew-zi variant. CoD standard.
  • Vepr: A bullpup MG like the Chicom from BO2.
  • Bizon: AKA the PP901 from MW3, but with a different stock.
  • K7: Like the Honeybadger, this shit has an integrated silencer. Available fresh out of the womb for camping.
  • VBR: It's a machine pistol.

Light Machineguns

  • Chain SAW: If the name didn't clue you in, it's an FN Minimi stylized to be held like a Chain saw. Really, IW?
  • Ameli: The modern day variant of the pwnage master that was the MG42.
  • M27 IAR: The M27 from BO2, now has it's correct barrel length, saddle drum magazine and proper squad usage.
  • LSAT: 100 rounds and fuck all recoil. This thing is made of hacks.

Sniper rifles

  • L115: Another AWP variant. Great for all the quickscoping obsessed douchebags.
  • USR: The Universally Shitty Rifle.
  • GM6: Bullpup rifle.
  • VSK: Not much known. Probably the second Bolt Action.

Marksman rifles

So IW separated all semi-auto rifles into this category. Can't snipe? No problem, use these.

  • IA-2: Shit iron sights.
  • MR-28: Great to spam shots as it has the highest fire cap rate in its class.
  • MK-14 EBR: IW learns fast, don't they? This thing is probably one of the few things any armed forces here use IRL.
  • SVU: The return of the retarded WA2000/SVD hybrid.

Shotguns

  • MTS-255: An unholy revolver-carbine-shotgun combination.
  • Maul: Not to be confused with the silent Star Wars Badass, this thing is the second Ghosts shotgun.

Handguns

If launchers are secondaries, these things are useless.

  • P226: The usual mid capacity mid damage shit.
  • MP-443 Grach: Another battlefield weapon.
  • .44 Magnum: At least unlike most games, this thing despite working double action shoots only in single action. I guess we won't be seeing spam shots that would snap the Terminator's wrists now. Hooray!
  • M9A1: An updated M9 Beretta from MW2. Oh shit.

Launchers

The perk Danger Close returns, so expect to see these awful things be used again.


Other shit

  • Red dot sight: When your sights look like a Vagina mixed with glowstick juice or mustard, just use this to fix it.
  • Silencer: Why use this and waste an attachment when you can use the Honeybadger or K7 with their integral suppressors?

Videos

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See also

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