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| {{work|moar internets and sum xanga profiles - lotta internet Crips on Xanga, I guess}}
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| [[Image:Grant crip walk.jpg|thumb|left|Example of a [[Ripper|Hard Core]] CRIP black person]]
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| [[Image:Crip320.jpg|thumb|These hard ass niggas lost their legs in a drive-by]]
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| [[Image:Cripwhore.jpg|thumb|This is how big a Crip dick is]]
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| [[Image:%2417_gangsta.jpg|thumb|All the Crip a [[wigger]] wanna be.]]
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| '''The Crips''' is a [[Los Angeles]] based organization for [[cripple|disabled]] [[ghetto|inner city]] black person. This organization was founded by [[Tookie Williams]], a well known crippled man who was executed by the state of [[California]] for writing [[pedo|childrens' books]].
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| ==Initiation==
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| *'''Are you retarded?'''
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| *Would you like to be crippled during a black person
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| *Does a future as a gibbering [[The crackhead|crackhead]] or prison [[Bubba|bitch]] excite you?
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| '''''If so, call the Crips today to begin an exciting new [[homeless|career path!]]'''''
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| All cripples receive their gang initiation by mail.
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| This means that if you get hurt and become disabled, you automatically are in for life.
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| You also may be entitled to a [[E-lawyer|large cash settlement.]]
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| Until recently, [[Christopher Reeve]] was the CEO of the Crips. He has recently been supplanted after being bumped off by theoretical physicist and the original [[gangsta]] Stephen Hawking.
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| ==Identification==
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| [[Image:Criphand.gif|thumb|right|Permanently atrophied hands from jacking off all over their [[rape]] victims]]
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| Crips love the color blue, because it's the color of most hospital clothes they have to wear most of the time. If a Crip doesn't wear blue, nobody will notice anymore, since both the Crips and the rival gang Bloods are the exact SAME group. Crips hate the color red because they clearly know red is [[homosexuality|SO not in this time of year.]]
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| Most Crips walk with a limp, due to them having being beaten by [[white people|corrections officers]] for being fucking smartasses. Crips tend to wear [[LARP|British Knight]] shoes because the [[Burger King|BK]] stands for Burger King, which is odd, since most real [[gangstas]] happen to show a love for [[chikins|chicken]].
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| The Crips have recently began selling [[drugs|Crack]] to their little sisters and brothers because [[W|some asshole]] spent all the Social Security [[lie|Disability]] money to [[pwn]] the [[Liberals]].
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| ==Crip-walk==
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| Tap-dancing is a fun pastime amongst Crip members. Also referred to as the "c-walk", the basic toe-heel-rotate-step technique was invented by a real thug, [[Michael Jackson]]. Crips perform the c-walk so that rival gangs will know who to shoot. Rival tap-dancers known as "The Bloods" do a two-step-toe-shuffle called the [[b|B-]]walk. Though it should be noted that a real Blood is too busy shooting Crips, to be doing any [[faggot|"thug"]] dance.
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| <center><big>'''Your Average Crip Member'''</big></center><br>
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| <center>
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| <youtube>k16mD9rjGOQ</youtube></center>
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| {{youtube|FnB4-NE97AY|Crip Walk (its me doing the Crip walk, hope you like it)}}
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| {{youtube|qbzYXQpdUfU|Cam'Ron - Hey Ma}} - [[Old meme|Briefly popular]] tripe featuring a one-legged spick B-Walking at 01:30.
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| ==Quotes==
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| [[LOL WUT|6poppin hook drppin why did cuzz beat up the retarded 6oy coy cause he was slo6ing y the sicc cause he was throwwin up 6lood holla bavc 4 sumo tru knowlege]]
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| ==[[Nigra|Astute Observation]]==
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| {{quote|im not in a gamg and none of yall are either cause what kinda "crip" gets on the internet and talks 2 other "crips". if u were a real gangster you would be out hustlin .bangin,killin and robbin people not lookin up crip web pages on the internet...so all yall some frauds .....since all of u think yall are "crips" then just keep bein some fake ass crabs....| [[Obama|A. Nigger]]}}
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| Gee, thanks for your [[Shit nobody cares about|helpful and articulate observation]], [[Fucktard|nigra]].
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:WheelchairUnicorn.jpg|A crip ridin' in her [[Car|whip]].
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| Image:Crips.jpg|The organisation's newest members all require submitted photos...
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| Image:Gus Nomeles.png|...or at least drawings.
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| Image:Crip.JPG|FACT: Crips = [[Jews]]
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| Image:nicca.jpg|These are fake wannabe Crips
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| Image:Child-bandannas.jpg|WE RUN THIS BLOCK NIGGA!
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| Image:Criptillidie.jpg|Typical Crip hobbies include embroidery and [[MS Paint]]
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| Image:McCoy's Crisps.jpg|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]
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| Image:4c3fb437affa7.png| yes, there is a such thing as asian crips now
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| Image:Cripreplynored.jpg| How to troll a Crip wannabe
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| </gallery>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Street soldier]]
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| *[[Cripple]]
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| *[[Gangsta]]
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| *[[Ghetto]]
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| *black person
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadriplegia LA Crips: A Brief History]
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| *[http://www.pimpmywalk.com/ Forum for C-Walkers]. Where's the [[B|Internet Hate Machine]] when you need it?
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| *[http://gangsta411.com/why_do_kids_join_gangs.htm LOLLERS]
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| *[http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-8401.html This makes 4chan look like a scholarly debate]
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/904_realistjoker_904 A [[Fake|real]] life Crip Myspace]
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| *[http://thehoodup.com/board/ website for thugs to talk about gang life]
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