Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Actual gameplay. Living in a box, living in a cardboard box

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (also known as Metal Gear Raiden) is the ninth game in the Metal Gear series, it was teased right after the launch of MGS4. Demand for the game was high, since fanbois enjoy jerking off to Raiden's cyborg ninja porno. This game contains a bunch random bullshit, ripped from Metal Gear Solid, such as: NANOMACHINE, SON!, THE MEMES! and many other cyborg weeaboo sword-fights. Like every Metal Gear game, this one spawned a massive cult-following with fans spewing related memes to death like they did with portal.

Plot

Since this game takes place in the future, Snake and other jerkoff patriots a not part of the plot. Game director Hideo Kojima designed the plot to be a spin-off, allowing him to add more silliness since he had no connection to the main series.

Players assume the role of Raiden, who was smart enough to abandon his dead lying bitch Rose and worthless son so he could return back to the battlefield. After being defeated by a samurai, he was made into a cyborg and set out to defeat an army of cyborgs.

Gameplay

Pretty much all you need to beat this game.

There is no need to describe how easy it is to be good at this game as long as you can parry enemies every attack then proceeds to rape with QTE slow motion sword slicing.

The Cast

Raiden - He is back and more homosexual than he ever; showing off his tight cyborg ass in every combo. After losing to a HUEguy and failing to protect some token black man, he became a cyborg and swore to destroy all the baddies with his tools of justice.

Doktor - A German cyborg scientist with a German accent, very clever Kojima.

Sunny - She is also back, serving as pedo bait for gamers by showing off her loli tities.

Blade Wolf - A cybernetic dog that somehow survives to becomes Raiden's partner after being sliced into thousand pieces.

George - An immigrant Guyanese kid who doesn't speak English. He was kidnapped by a pedophile and sent to some filthy laboratory in a Mexican sewer where most of his brain was scooped out before he managed to escape. He is nothing more than comic relief.

The winds of Destruction

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Senator Steven Armstrong, showing his hatred for the American pride.

Jetstream Sam - A HUEland weeaboo known for his epic swordsmanship after killing a bunch of people who were armed with assault rifles.

Mistral - Your typical Albert Camus sand nigger from France. Known for having many arms and wielding a polespear.

Monsoon - A Cambodian douchebag who never shuts up about his frigging meme. Also known to be the hardest boss in the game because of his magnetic powers.

Sundowner - A California nigger who wants to top the highscore made by the Jews. This badass is also FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!! until Raiden comes along and slices him into a million pieces.

Steven Armstrong - A Republican hating liberal, football playing ex-Marine Senator who wants to send America back into the days of the Wild West. This has been attempted by other villains the Metal Gear, and they failed. Steven Armstrong is known for chopping a metal gear with his NANOMACHINE, SON! falcon punch, and despite nearly beating Raiden to death, there are no signs of injury on him.

The memes Jack!

This game's soundtrack is far more addicting than its gameplay, so addictive that it has its own Guile theme. It is also the reason for a bunch of shitposting on /v/, where anon arguing which ost is the best.

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