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WOWZERS! [[Sarcasm|He's gotta be proud of all those '''prestigious''' awards]]! He should definitely take a good long look at his life and maybe [[An Hero|lose his iPod]]. | WOWZERS! [[Sarcasm|He's gotta be proud of all those '''prestigious''' awards]]! He should definitely take a good long look at his life and maybe [[An Hero|lose his iPod]]. | ||
==His Shitty Movies== | |||
{{quote|It was a really bad movie... Fuck it. It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.|[[Mark Wahlberg|Mark Wahlberg]] regretting working with Shamalamadimgdong.}} | |||
If there is one thing this brown motherfucker is renowned for, it has to be how shit his films are. He is, for all intents and purposes, the [[My Immortal|Tara Gilesbie]] of cinema. From The Happening to The Last Airbender, Shyamalan has certainly managed to hire [[Crap|Good]] acting talent. | |||
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M. Night Shyamalan is AWFUL! If you enjoyed any of his films...you know what to do... |
M. Night Shyamalamadingdongpingpongbadangadang (Manoj Shyamalan to his mami-ji) is an Indian "director", "screenwriter" and "producer" who is famous for his absolutely FUCKING GOD AWFUL SHITTY FILMS. He is well-known for his many bad movie awards from various people with taste.
His Awards
2006: For "The Lady in the Water":
Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Supporting Actor-Golden Raspberry Award
Least Scary Horror Movie-Stinkers Bad Movie Award
Worst Picture-Stinkers Bad Movie Award
Worst Screenplay-Stinkers Bad Movie Award
2009: For "The Happening":
Worst Film-Fangoria Chainsaw Award
2010: For "The Last Airbender"
Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Picture-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Screenplay-Golden Raspberry Award
Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D-Golden Raspberry Award
WOWZERS! He's gotta be proud of all those prestigious awards! He should definitely take a good long look at his life and maybe lose his iPod.
His Shitty Movies
—Mark Wahlberg regretting working with Shamalamadimgdong. | ||
If there is one thing this brown motherfucker is renowned for, it has to be how shit his films are. He is, for all intents and purposes, the Tara Gilesbie of cinema. From The Happening to The Last Airbender, Shyamalan has certainly managed to hire Good acting talent.