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A '''crystal [[ball]]''' is what those who consider themselves to have [[it is a mystery|esoteric]] [[knowledge]] gaze into. They can see for [[at least 100]] years into the future, and can predict things such as [[death]] and when you will get [[rape]]d [[in the ass]]. They can tell you whether you will be rich with lots of [[cash]], or just an [[alcoholic]] [[hobo]] with no prospects and no future.
A '''crystal [[ball]]''' is what those who consider themselves to have [[it is a mystery|esoteric]] [[knowledge]] gaze into. They can see for [[at least 100]] years into the future, and can predict things such as [[death]] and when you will get [[rape]]d [[in the ass]]. They can tell you whether you will be rich with lots of [[cash]], or just an [[alcoholic]] [[hobo]] with no prospects and no future.
==Wikipedia==
This website
A crystal ball is also something that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:NOT#CRYSTAL Wikipedia Is Not]. This is a common argument during [[AFD]] debates. Because [[Wikipedophile]]s are so [[anal]] about every precise fucking detail in their encyclopedia, the '''WP:NOT#CRYSTAL''' argument surfaces in every debate about things that everyone knows are going to happen, but Wikifags have to be pedantic as [[fuck]] about it and [[deletionist|delete]] every [[article]] that uses crystal [[soccer|balling techniques]]. It's almost as prevelant as the [[citation needed]] tags fagging up every fucking non-[[featured article]] in Wikipedia.<sup title="The text in the vicinity of this tag needs citation." class="noprint">[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]]</sup>
For example, all of the articles for series on [[Big Brother]] get AFD debates for crystal balling, because it's too early in the year to have an article, because it's not 100% certain they will have a series in case a [[IWF|television watchdog]] starts getting [[butthurt]] and forces them to cancel the series over a [[racist]] scandal. Another good example is [[music]] albums and singles, where they start [[BAWWWWW]]ing over being not able to predict the [[2012|future]]. As with anything else, the Wikifags try to keep as much as possible out of their encyclopedia to ensure [[faggotry|quality over quantity]]. They prefer [[hawt|quality]] over [[over 9000|quantity]] because they don't like to fuck as many [[bitch]]es as possible like [[you]] and I do, and they need to learn that one bit of [[pussy]] is just as good as the next piece of pussy, as long as you orgasm from putting your [[cum]] (which comes out of your crystal-encrusted balls) in it and spreading your genes and not having to take one fucking bit of responsibility.
===Original Research===
In cocklusion, all crystal ball-licking is [[original research]]. One thing that both Encyclopedia Dramatica and Wikipedia agree on, however, is that trying to [[insert]] anniversaries [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2080s&diff=116636599&oldid=116631449 like so] is a massive form of [[unwarranted self-importance]] and should be punished severely. [[Nobody cares|Nobody will give a fuck]] about the shitty things that happened [[at least 100 years ago]] in the 2080s you fucking [[faggot]], that is, if the human race is even still in existence at that point due to fireballs spitting from the sky caused by [[global warming]]... or [[God]], doing it for the [[lulz]].
==Asstrology (F.A.O. all Cunts)==
==Asstrology (F.A.O. all Cunts)==
Revision as of 01:17, 15 March 2014
A crystal ball. Since balls are touching her hands, it is only not gay because she is female. She is also 65 years old, too, and has decades of experience in massaging balls.Notice how it's not the Wikipedia globe logo she is holding. This is because a crystal ball is one of the things that WIKIPEDIA IS NOT, and is serious business.
A crystal ball is what those who consider themselves to have esotericknowledge gaze into. They can see for at least 100 years into the future, and can predict things such as death and when you will get rapedin the ass. They can tell you whether you will be rich with lots of cash, or just an alcoholichobo with no prospects and no future.
This website
Asstrology (F.A.O. all Cunts)
Also known as the science of whoreroscopes, studies the phenomena that a galactic crab that gave your mother cancer on her concaved tits (that’s a dent for you scientifically illiterate black person) can predict with absolute fail that a faggot believer will be able to tell their personality by what month their genetically defect faggot hippies mom and dad had sex.
Although the white master race with their superior science cocksider whoreroscopes as pseudoscience, the believers (man whores) usually dismiss this by claiming:“FUCK YOU, THIS IS SPARTA!” which clearly indicates their fondness to big Mediterranean men with big man bulges wearing skirts and say this is normal.
A proponent of astrology, Carl Jung, now absolutely dead (if you don’t who know he is then you are a poor retard who don’t have access to education and clean water, most likely a nigger, a yellow gook, a Muslim, or a woman) claimed that “his soul-image or anima with whom he mistakenly identifies. And I, Mephistopheles, am, Faust’s own shadow” which made prefect faggot sense and then say butt-rape is normal.
Bill Nye Pwns Astrology
On his children's show, the Eye of Nye, Bill Nye clearly explained why astrology is full of shit by pointed out the obvious, that the constellations have moved from their original dates, and thus people are not the zodiac signs they thought they were. This caused massive butthurt and identity crises among astrofags everywhere and they keep flooding this video to this very day.
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scientism is the ultimate disease. Out to disregard everything under the guise of non-proof
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—Abyss Reflector, unaware that "scientism" is what gives him the food, clean water, and shelter that allows him to survive on a day to day basis.
A fun thing to do when someone asks you your sign is to lie and tell them you're something completely different. Then you get to be entertained as the deluded moron makes a fool of him/herself by lighting up and saying "I KNEW IT!"
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—chronicprocrastina has the right idea
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He's wrong regarding how this information applies to astrology. "Western astrologers don't work with stars or constellations. Their focus is our solar system. They study the patterns of the planets and the moon as they pass through 12 zones defined by the relationship between the Earth and sun. Those zones have the same names as constellations because of a historical quirk, but they are unrelated to the constellations." from: freewillastrologycom
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—Kari May unintentionally explains why astrology makes no sense
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Bill Nye is a Sagittarius. His body type and cranial structure prove this. He has multiple placements in Sagittarius and Mars in Libra which is in detriment, leads to poor musculature.
