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{{achtung|M. Night Shyamalan is AWFUL! If you enjoyed any of his films...[[An Hero|you know what to do...]]}}
{{Spoilers|M. Night Shyamalamanoonga cannot direct to save his smelly life! All his films are GARBAGE!}}


[[File:Shyamalamadingdong.jpg|thumb|right|He'll fuck your cinema up.]]
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'''[[TL;DR|M. Night Shyamalamadingdongpingpongbadangadang]]''' (Manoj Shyamalan to his mami-ji) is an [[India|Indian]] "director", "screenwriter" and "producer" who is famous for his absolutely [[ALL CAPS|FUCKING GOD AWFUL SHITTY FILMS]]. He is well-known for his many bad movie awards from various people with taste.
[[File:Shyamalamadingdong.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He'll fuck your cinema up.]]


==His Awards==
'''M. Night Shyamalan''' is an Indian director, screenwriter and producer who is famous for creating horrible films.


2006:
== Awards ==
For "The Lady in the Water":
 
=== 2006: The Lady in the Water ===


'''Worst Director'''-Golden Raspberry Award
'''Worst Director'''-Golden Raspberry Award
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'''Worst Screenplay'''-Stinkers Bad Movie Award
'''Worst Screenplay'''-Stinkers Bad Movie Award


2009:
=== 2009: The Happening ===
For "The Happening":


'''Worst Film'''-Fangoria Chainsaw Award
'''Worst Film'''-Fangoria Chainsaw Award


2010:
=== 2010: The Last Airbender ===
For "[[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Last Airbender]]"


'''Worst Director'''-Golden Raspberry Award
'''Worst Director'''-Golden Raspberry Award
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'''Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D'''-Golden Raspberry Award
'''Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D'''-Golden Raspberry Award


== Quotes ==
{{quote|It was a really bad movie... Fuck it. It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.|[[Mark Wahlberg|Mark Wahlberg]] regretting working with Shamalamadimgdong.}}
== YouTube ==
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|<youtube>RtkcmIoUxS0</youtube>
;The Happening - Hilariocity Review
|<youtube>jreddFmavCI</youtube>
;Lady in the Water (2006) - Trailer


WOWZERS! [[Sarcasm|He's gotta be proud of all those '''prestigious''' awards]]! He should definitely take a good long look at his life and maybe [[An Hero|lose his iPod]].
}}


==His Shitty Movies==
== External links ==


{{quote|It was a really bad movie... Fuck it. It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.|[[Mark Wahlberg|Mark Wahlberg]] regretting working with Shamalamadimgdong.}}
* {{Twitter|MNightShyamalan}}
* {{Wikilink|M._Night_Shyamalan|M. Night Shyamalan}}
* http://www.mnightshyamalan.com


If there is one thing this brown motherfucker is renowned for, it has to be how shit his films are. He is, for all intents and purposes, the [[My Immortal|Tara Gilesbie]] of cinema. From The Happening to The Last Airbender, Shyamalan has certainly managed to hire [[Crap|Good]] acting talent.
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Revision as of 12:49, 6 April 2014


The Last Airbender
He'll fuck your cinema up.

M. Night Shyamalan is an Indian director, screenwriter and producer who is famous for creating horrible films.

Awards

2006: The Lady in the Water

Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Supporting Actor-Golden Raspberry Award

Least Scary Horror Movie-Stinkers Bad Movie Award

Worst Picture-Stinkers Bad Movie Award

Worst Screenplay-Stinkers Bad Movie Award

2009: The Happening

Worst Film-Fangoria Chainsaw Award

2010: The Last Airbender

Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Picture-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Screenplay-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D-Golden Raspberry Award

Quotes

   
“ 		 
It was a really bad movie... Fuck it. It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.
  		„
  		 

—Mark Wahlberg regretting working with Shamalamadimgdong.

YouTube

The Happening - Hilariocity Review

Lady in the Water (2006) - Trailer

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