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[[File:Rogues tiny dick.jpg|thumb| | '''Rogue, Internet Man''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Brent Jansen''') was a wannabe [[YouTuber]] who made [[A-Log|low effort content]] related to the King of Lolcows, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Rogue, Internet Man's channel mainly consisted of him reading articles off the Sonichu wiki verbatim; picking fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels with no means of defending themselves; and boring streams featuring his nobody friends. He desperately wanted to be the next [[Mister Metokur]]; consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly, though Rogue is like Metokur if Metokur hung out in the ball pits of Chuck E. Cheese all day trying to pass out [[Drugs|PCP cigarettes]] to children. While Rogue likes to make people think he is in his late adult years he is actually verifiably only 24, as he graduated High School in 2016. Meaning he is a major [[Faggot|LARPER]]. | ||
[[File:Rogues tiny dick.jpg|thumb|left|Actual picture of Rogue's cock. Does it remind me of [[You|someone else]]'s cock?]] | |||
[[File:Bandicam 2022-06-23 08-13-12-561.jpg|thumb|right|Yeah it makes sense now ]] | [[File:Bandicam 2022-06-23 08-13-12-561.jpg|thumb|right|Yeah it makes sense now ]] | ||
Rogue was active on | Rogue was active on YouTube from early 2019 to 6/11/2022, the day he decided to [[dfe|Rage Quit]] the internet after being [[doxxed]] by <s>his own inner circle of friends on Discord for consistently abusing them and treating them like a back-alley whore</s> butthurt spergs who had once given him money. The beginning of the end for Rogue began when WhiteGlove, the creator of this article, was [[BTFO]]d from Rogue's Discord channel. WhiteGlove then migrated to [[KiwiFarms]] in a vain attempt to accrue a [[personal army]] where she was outted as a fat [[tranny]] [[redditor]]. This of course lead to Rogue getting doxxed. Instead of taking the dox in stride like his hero Mr. Metokur, Brent panicked and resorted to [[delete fucking everything|DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING]]. He nuked all of his avenues of grifting: Youtube channel, Twitter, Patreon, Discord Server, and merch shop. He even went as far as to leave every single Discord server he was apart of and he blocked everyone he knew all within a matter of 15 minutes. All because his name was simply leaked, showing he could dish out criticism but couldn't take any lolz at his expense. | ||
Brent serves as a valuable reminder that those who shit on lolcows the most are often lolcows in their own right. The tale of Rogue, Internet Man is yet another example of exactly why not to get directly involved in CWC's orbiter circle just like [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] before him. | Brent serves as a valuable reminder that those who shit on lolcows the most are often lolcows in their own right. The tale of Rogue, Internet Man is yet another example of exactly why not to get directly involved in CWC's orbiter circle just like [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] before him. | ||
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== Who and what is a "Rogue, Internet Man"? == | == Who and what is a "Rogue, Internet Man"? == | ||
[[File:Rogue internet pussy.jpg|thumb|right|Thinking about kids]] | [[File:Rogue internet pussy.jpg|thumb|right|Thinking about kids]] | ||
[[File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-46-25-067.jpg|thumb|center|Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Brent Jansen, how intimidating]] | [[File:Bandicam 2022-06-16 04-46-25-067.jpg|thumb|center|Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Brent Jansen, how intimidating]] | ||
[[File:Rogue BrettJansen confirmed.png|thumb|right|Doxed.]] | [[File:Rogue BrettJansen confirmed.png|thumb|right|Doxed.]] | ||
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Rogue, Internet Man (Powerword: Brent Jansen) was a wannabe YouTuber who made low effort content related to the King of Lolcows, Christian Weston Chandler. Rogue, Internet Man's channel mainly consisted of him reading articles off the Sonichu wiki verbatim; picking fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels with no means of defending themselves; and boring streams featuring his nobody friends. He desperately wanted to be the next Mister Metokur; consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly, though Rogue is like Metokur if Metokur hung out in the ball pits of Chuck E. Cheese all day trying to pass out PCP cigarettes to children. While Rogue likes to make people think he is in his late adult years he is actually verifiably only 24, as he graduated High School in 2016. Meaning he is a major LARPER.
Rogue was active on YouTube from early 2019 to 6/11/2022, the day he decided to Rage Quit the internet after being doxxed by his own inner circle of friends on Discord for consistently abusing them and treating them like a back-alley whore butthurt spergs who had once given him money. The beginning of the end for Rogue began when WhiteGlove, the creator of this article, was BTFOd from Rogue's Discord channel. WhiteGlove then migrated to KiwiFarms in a vain attempt to accrue a personal army where she was outted as a fat tranny redditor. This of course lead to Rogue getting doxxed. Instead of taking the dox in stride like his hero Mr. Metokur, Brent panicked and resorted to DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING. He nuked all of his avenues of grifting: Youtube channel, Twitter, Patreon, Discord Server, and merch shop. He even went as far as to leave every single Discord server he was apart of and he blocked everyone he knew all within a matter of 15 minutes. All because his name was simply leaked, showing he could dish out criticism but couldn't take any lolz at his expense.
Brent serves as a valuable reminder that those who shit on lolcows the most are often lolcows in their own right. The tale of Rogue, Internet Man is yet another example of exactly why not to get directly involved in CWC's orbiter circle just like Isabella Loretta Janke before him.
Who and what is a "Rogue, Internet Man"?
For a good while Rogue actually did enjoy a nice career on Youtube making fun of mentally handicapped people. Some of his favorite things to do included raiding the Discord servers of children with racist messages, blackmailing and garnering evidence on teenagers while threatening to destroy their lives and exchanging tranny porn with actual teenagers on his Discord server. The average "Rogue Internet Man" stream consists of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his cohosts, some of which openly use cocaine. They spend the first half of the stream discussing bullshit nobody cares about and then spend the rest of the stream watching a lolcow related video or reading a Cwciki article. Gay porn is legitimately more entertaining which is a sentiment that even Rogue seems to agree with if you just take one look at his Discord server.
The drama
Brent Jansen is a guy who has built his entire career off of drama and making fun of legitimately retarded faggots online. Unsurprisingly when you throw stones in a glass house that house will eventually fuck your ass. After about 3 years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat and ugly and being extremely eccentric it was unsurprisingly revealed on KiwiFarms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that he was collecting an unholy horde of tranny and furry porn that was usually being sent in by teenagers or people 12 years Rogue's junior. But don't worry it was normal porn. Just your average pictures of little girls with cocks and cheetah's with tits.
After it was initially revealed that Rogue had up to 5 GB of degenerate Shota, tranny and animal porn on his Discord server people started asking questions primarily on KiwiFarms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he had built on being a super epic internet troll were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.
Most infamously Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot Repzion. The two had beef for whatever reason so Rogue decided to target his girlfriend who when she was underage performed in some degenerate illegal porn. Rogue (Brent) being the very intelligent 30+ year old man that he is decided he was going to find every bit of this underage porn and compile it in a document to use in a blackmail harassment campaign against Repzion. When confronted about the fact this was underage porn, Rogue assured everybody it was "totally good" because "his friends" verified it. The real question is what fucking weird ass friends do you have who can professionally identify child porn from regular porn? After all of this occurred he within 15 minutes deleted every single bit of his internet presence and every way for him to make money, making him a ghost online.
Here is a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things have been alleged by people who knew him very closely or were moderators on his Discord server.
- He once in a junkyard broke a bunch of glass into tiny shards, put it into a hamburger and gave it to a junkyard dog. Causing the dog to choke to death on sharp glass and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.
- He has been arrested for drunken assault's on multiple occasions.
- He enjoys screaming "Nigger!" at people from his car on the street while on his Discord voice chat.
- He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with to use for blackmail later.
- He's apart of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.
- He drinks and drives to the point where he has self admittedly been in a near death car accident just a few years ago.
- He masturbates to transgender porno of his own OC.
- He phones and harasses businesses such as Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.
- He has stolen vehicles before
- He lied about working at Rockstar games
The fact that this shit was pretty public knowledge and that Rogue DFE'd immediately after his name leaked suggests he was up to far more sinister things behind the scenes he was trying to hide. However absolutely none of this compares to what would very shortly after be released about him. Something that cannot be passed off as rumor: his brother.
The Baby Killer
After Rogue's name was leaked, people found some serious fuck shit attached to his name. His wannabe-nigger brother, Howard Jansen III one day decided to murder his daughter Olivia by bashing her brain in. Olivia only being 3 years old at the time of her murder.
While some see this as a tragedy, it was an actually an epic win for Olivia as she didn't have to be related to Rogue, Internet Man anymore. A fate surely worse than physically being in the holocaust yourself.
How to troll Rogue, Internet Man if he comes back online
- Remind him that his brother murdered a 3 year old
- Tell him that his niece is in hell
- Call him fat
- Make fun of his cokehead friends
- Tell him his channel absolutely sucks
- Tell him he's a blatant ripoff of Mister Metokur
- Steal his OC
- Make fun of his dad's faggy automobile dealership
- Remind him that he wants to print out a naked bodypillow of himself
- Remind him that he's an ugly ginger who nobody will have sex with
- Remind him that he was a virgin until his early 20's (Not even joking he has confirmed this)
His Dad's Dealership
Did you know Brent Jansen's dad owns a dealership? It's nothing relevant to anything however if you want to know why Rogue acts like such a spoiled little manchild faggot, it's likely because his father is probably rich and spoiled the fuck out of him. Why would he be rich? Well he's a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises".
Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly trashy shitty people who rival niggers with their arrogance.
Overall
Rogue, Internet Man is a classic case of someone being a tough guy online but really being a scared little fat ginger pussy irl. Don't be like this, and remember that your online actions have serious consequences when you attach your face. It's better to be a fat tranny (like the creator of this article!) then it is to be as much of a fucking loser as Brent Jansen.
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