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[[File:K-On_sex.jpg|thumb|Everything you need to know about ''K-On!'' in one picture]] | [[File:K-On_sex.jpg|thumb|Everything you need to know about ''K-On!'' in one picture]] | ||
[[File:Yui_Maid.gif|thumb|SOOO KAWAIIII]] | [[File:Yui_Maid.gif|thumb|SOOO KAWAIIII]] | ||
[[File:Harukon.jpg|thumb|Obviously not [[Haruhi]]]] | [[File:Harukon.jpg|thumb|Obviously not [[Haruhi]]]] | ||
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Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of ''K-On!'' its heroines were rarely seen rockin' ([[Shit no one cares about|only three or four times]]; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music. | Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of ''K-On!'' its heroines were rarely seen rockin' ([[Shit no one cares about|only three or four times]]; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music. | ||
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[[File:Keion.jpg|center|thumb|500px|From the left to the right: Mio, Yui, Azusa, Tsumugi and Ritsu]] | [[File:Keion.jpg|center|thumb|500px|From the left to the right: Mio, Yui, Azusa, Tsumugi and Ritsu]] | ||
* [[Retard|Yui Hirasawa]]: The dumb, clueless [[manchild|womanchild]] who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her [[Dildo|guitar]], sleeps with it, [[schlick]]s with it, and even gave it name "Gita" [[Objectophilia|treating it as a human being]]. | * '''[[Retard|Yui Hirasawa]]''': The dumb, clueless [[manchild|womanchild]] who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her [[Dildo|guitar]], sleeps with it, [[schlick]]s with it, and even gave it name "Gita" [[Objectophilia|treating it as a human being]]. | ||
* [[Assburgers|Mio Akiyama]]: The [[shy]] chink whore that [[Otaku|every greasy Otaku]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|would like to fuck]]. According to [[Gelbooru]] and [[Paheal]] ratings, she is the most popular material for [[waifu|waifing]] and [[fapping]] to. | * '''[[Assburgers|Mio Akiyama]]''': The [[shy]] chink whore that [[Otaku|every greasy Otaku]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|would like to fuck]]. According to [[Gelbooru]] and [[Paheal]] ratings, she is the most popular material for [[waifu|waifing]] and [[fapping]] to. | ||
* [[ADHD|Ritsu Tainaka]]: The [[Dyke|butch lesbian]] of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably [[worms]] in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her [[Cock|forehead]] became a fetish among the fans of the anime. | * '''[[ADHD|Ritsu Tainaka]]''': The [[Dyke|butch lesbian]] of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably [[worms]] in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her [[Cock|forehead]] became a fetish among the fans of the anime. | ||
* [[Douchebag|Tsumugi Kotobuki]]: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an [[Money|ATM]] for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES. | * '''[[Douchebag|Tsumugi Kotobuki]]''': The rich bitch, which the band uses as an [[Money|ATM]] for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES. | ||
* [[Azn|Azusa]] "[[Nyan Cat|Azu-nyan]]" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band. | * '''[[Azn|Azusa]] "[[Nyan Cat|Azu-nyan]]" Nakano''': The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band. | ||
* '''[[Bitch|Sawako Yamanaka]]''': The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in [[cosplay]] costumes like [[Prostitute|French maid uniforms]], much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a [[virgin]], because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon. | |||
==Memes== | ==Memes== | ||
=== Fistful of Yen=== | === Fistful of Yen=== | ||
[[File:Azusa-money-sex.jpg|thumb|Original]] | [[File:Azusa-money-sex.jpg|thumb|Original]] | ||
'''What Would X Do For Money?''' or '''Fistful Of Yen''' is an two-panel [[exploitable]]: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being [[sodomized]] for that money. | '''What Would X Do For Money?''' or '''Fistful Of Yen''' is an two-panel [[exploitable]]: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being [[sodomized]] for that money. | ||
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=== JAKKA JAN=== | === JAKKA JAN=== | ||
[[File:K-On_Jakka_Jan.jpg|right|250px|link=You Gonna Get Raped]] | [[File:K-On_Jakka_Jan.jpg|right|250px|link=You Gonna Get Raped]] | ||
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== ''K-On!'' Live Action == | |||
What can be worse than ''K-On!'' [[anime]]? Right you are, ''K-On!'' [[cosplay]] film! | |||
Last Thurstday, [[pr0n|【TMA】 studio]] released ''Keion the Movie''. Actually, it is a cosplay [[porno]] ([http://cosplay.jav.pw/?p=965 srsly]). Someone posted the first [[SFW]] 30 minutes of video on JewTube. | |||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
Revision as of 11:03, 13 June 2014
K-On! (けいおん!, Keion!; literally "Crap music") is the god-damned hentai about sex, drugs cakes, tea and rock'n'roll. Contains a lethal dose of moe and pantsushots. Also known as Azumanga Daioh with musical instruments.
Spread
The shit started off in 2009, when the infamous studio Kyoto Animation has been adapted K-On! enkoma. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of highly concentrated moe, kawaii and "light music" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.
Keion is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed otakus who sleeping with dakimakura and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical harem anime without The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student. This is especially for YOUR PLEASURE!
According to a survey of a Japanese otaku, Keion ranks as the most hated title along with Haruhi and Lucky Star.
The Band
K-On! is about a J-Rock band named "After School Tea Time".
Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of K-On! its heroines were rarely seen rockin' (only three or four times; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.
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Main Characters
- Yui Hirasawa: The dumb, clueless womanchild who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her guitar, sleeps with it, schlicks with it, and even gave it name "Gita" treating it as a human being.
- Mio Akiyama: The shy chink whore that every greasy Otaku would like to fuck. According to Gelbooru and Paheal ratings, she is the most popular material for waifing and fapping to.
- Ritsu Tainaka: The butch lesbian of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably worms in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her forehead became a fetish among the fans of the anime.
- Tsumugi Kotobuki: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an ATM for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.
- Azusa "Azu-nyan" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band.
- Sawako Yamanaka: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in cosplay costumes like French maid uniforms, much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a virgin, because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.
Memes
Fistful of Yen
What Would X Do For Money? or Fistful Of Yen is an two-panel exploitable: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being sodomized for that money.
The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls start talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.
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Animooted 2.0 version -
Ritsu earns a new bass drum -
Tomoko can be a qt for extra ca$h
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Or this -
Mio x Azusa -
Even Shinji can get some for money -
The Qwaser of Stigmata -
Haganai -
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"To have no life" - hiring an anime character for real money -
Pickle version (special for Kurisu-chan) -
But you can't buy Starecat!
JAKKA JAN
JAKKA JAN (Japanese: じゃかじゃん) is the Japanese onomatopoeia of the noise made when playing a guitar. It was also a remark by Yui when she showed her ideas for not making Ritsu, the drummer of the band, feel lonely in the back.
This scene has been used in MAD videos a lot.
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K-On! Live Action
What can be worse than K-On! anime? Right you are, K-On! cosplay film!
Last Thurstday, 【TMA】 studio released Keion the Movie. Actually, it is a cosplay porno (srsly). Someone posted the first SFW 30 minutes of video on JewTube.
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Gallery
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Dickgirl Music Club -
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The Beatles' shitty rip-off -
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See Also
Links
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K-On! is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
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K-On! is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |