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[[File:Harukon.jpg|thumb|Obviously not [[Haruhi]]]] | [[File:Harukon.jpg|thumb|Obviously not [[Haruhi]]]] | ||
[[File:Kyoto_Animation.jpg|thumb|People who say, that it's all the same shit, are fucking stupid]] | [[File:Kyoto_Animation.jpg|thumb|People who say, that it's all the same shit, are fucking stupid]] | ||
'''K-On!''' (''[[Moonspeak|けいおん!, Keion!]]''; literally "Crap music") is ''the'' god-damned hentai about <s>sex, drugs</s> [[Delicious Cake|cakes]], [[tea]] and rock'n'[[Do a barrel roll|roll]]. Contains a lethal dose of [[moe]] and pantsushots. Also known as [[Azumanga Daioh]] [[ripoff|with musical instruments.]] | '''K-On!''' (''[[Moonspeak|けいおん!, Keion!]]''; literally "Crap music") is ''the'' god-damned hentai about <s>sex, drugs</s> [[Delicious Cake|cakes]], [[tea]] and rock'n'[[Do a barrel roll|roll]]. Contains a lethal dose of [[moe]] and pantsushots. Also known as [[Azumanga Daioh]] [[ripoff|with musical instruments.]] | ||
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[[File:Mio Maid.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction]] | [[File:Mio Maid.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction]] | ||
[[File:K-on!_artist_request_nakano_azusa.gif|thumb|Azusa can blast beams too.]] | [[File:K-on!_artist_request_nakano_azusa.gif|thumb|Azusa can blast beams too.]] | ||
'''Moe Moe Kyun♥''' is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu | '''Moe Moe Kyun♥''' is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu imagines how nice would look Mio-chan dressed as a maid at their school concert. In her fantasy Mio makes her hands into the shape of a heart and [[SHOOP DA WHOOP|shits a beam of love]], while saying «Moe Moe Kyun». The meme became an unofficial symbol of ''K-On!''. | ||
It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's [[Over 9000|uber]] cute and/or adorable. | It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's [[Over 9000|uber]] cute and/or adorable. | ||
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=== Mugi's eyebrows=== | === Mugi's eyebrows=== | ||
[[File:Mugi's Eyebrows.jpg|thumb|Nice try]] | |||
Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has [[Russian|blond hair and very thick eyebrows]]. These "babes" have become a [[fetish]] among fans. | Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has [[Russian|blond hair and very thick eyebrows]]. These "babes" have become a [[fetish]] among fans. | ||
{{cg|Big Eyebrows|mugiseyebrows|center| | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Mugi_blowjob.jpeg|If you can see anything but the eyebrows in this picture, get the fuck out | File:Mugi_blowjob.jpeg|If you can see anything but the eyebrows in this picture, get the fuck out | ||
File:Mugi_browfuck.png|[[WTF|Eyebrow Sex]] | File:Mugi_browfuck.png|[[WTF|Eyebrow Sex]] | ||
File:K-On_Takuan.jpg|Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan" | File:K-On_Takuan.jpg|Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan" | ||
File:James Wilson.jpg|Mugi's father | File:James Wilson.jpg|Mugi's father | ||
</gallery></ | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:Commie Mugi.png|Actually, she's a [[commie]] | |||
File:Mugieyebrows.jpg|Mugi can also use [[Naruto|Hokuto Shinken]] | |||
File:IMUGI_by_Lon3lyaznikka.jpg|[[iPod|iMugi]] | |||
File:Yui_eyebrows.gif|Cosplay by Yui | |||
File:Ruiko_unibrow.jpg|[http://toarumajutsunoindex.wikia.com/wiki/Saten_Ruiko A challenger appears] | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
===Sup Mugi=== | ===Sup Mugi=== | ||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
{{cg|K-On!|maingallery|center| | |||
<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:K-on!_watanore_kotobuki_tsumugi_nakano_azusa.jpg|Azusa gets it [[in the ass]] | Image:K-on!_watanore_kotobuki_tsumugi_nakano_azusa.jpg|Azusa gets it [[in the ass]] | ||
Image:K-On_cunts.jpeg|Make your choice! | |||
Image:K-On_killitwithfire.gif|[[Kill it with fire]] | |||
Image:Mugi_Durden.jpg|[[I'd hit it|Hit me hard]] | |||
Image:K-OnFetus.jpg|[[Baby Fuck|Baby Fuck, Baby Fuck!]] | Image:K-OnFetus.jpg|[[Baby Fuck|Baby Fuck, Baby Fuck!]] | ||
Image:K- | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:K-On high.jpg|Wanna get high? | |||
Image:Ritsu_cock.jpg|Ritsu gives new meaning to the word "[[cockhead]]" | |||
Image:K-On! 34.jpg | Image:K-On! 34.jpg | ||
Image:Mugi_is_coming.jpg|[[I CAME]] | Image:Mugi_is_coming.jpg|[[I CAME]] | ||
Image: | Image:Ritsu_GTFO.jpg| | ||
Image:Sawako.jpg|Sawa-chan is a pedophile | |||
Image:K-On_dickgirls.jpg|Dickgirl Music Club | Image:K-On_dickgirls.jpg|Dickgirl Music Club | ||
Image:K-On 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]] | Image:K-On 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]] | ||
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Image:K-On_GTA.jpg|[[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Cake]] | Image:K-On_GTA.jpg|[[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Cake]] | ||
Image:K-On Moefist.jpg|[[Brofist]] | Image:K-On Moefist.jpg|[[Brofist]] | ||
</gallery> | Image:K-On_BDSM.jpg|[[BDSM|Chained Together]] | ||
Image:K-On_censored.jpg|Fucking censorship | |||
Image:Yui_dildo.jpeg|[[DOING IT WRONG|Dildo goes in eye]] | |||
Image:Yui_maid.jpg| | |||
</gallery>|border=#FF1493|color=pink}} | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == |
Revision as of 19:15, 14 June 2014
K-On! (けいおん!, Keion!; literally "Crap music") is the god-damned hentai about sex, drugs cakes, tea and rock'n'roll. Contains a lethal dose of moe and pantsushots. Also known as Azumanga Daioh with musical instruments.
Spread
The shit started off in 2009, when the infamous studio Kyoto Animation has been adapted K-On! enkoma. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of highly concentrated moe, kawaii and "light music" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.
Keion is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed otakus who sleeping with dakimakura and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical harem anime without The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student. This is especially for YOUR PLEASURE!
According to a survey of a Japanese otaku, Keion ranks as the most hated title along with Haruhi and Lucky Star.
The Band
K-On! is about a J-Rock band named "After School Tea Time".
Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of K-On! its heroines were rarely seen rockin' (only three or four times; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.
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Main Characters
- Yui Hirasawa: The dumb, clueless womanchild who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her guitar, sleeps with it, schlicks with it, and even gave it name "Gita" treating it as a human being.
- Mio Akiyama: The shy chink whore that every greasy Otaku would like to fuck. According to Gelbooru and Paheal ratings, she is the most popular material for waifing and fapping to.
- Ritsu Tainaka: The butch lesbian of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably worms in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her forehead became a fetish among the fans of the anime.
- Tsumugi Kotobuki: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an ATM for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.
- Azusa "Azu-nyan" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band.
- Sawako Yamanaka: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in cosplay costumes like French maid uniforms, much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a virgin, because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.
Memes
Fistful of Yen
What Would X Do For Money? or Fistful Of Yen is an two-panel exploitable: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being sodomized for that money.
The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls start talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.
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Animooted 2.0 version
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Ritsu earns a new bass drum
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Tomoko can be a qt for extra ca$h
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Or this
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Mio x Azusa
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Even Shinji can get some for money
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The Qwaser of Stigmata
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Haganai
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"To have no life" - hiring an anime character for real money
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Pickle version (special for Kurisu-chan)
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But you can't buy Starecat!
JAKKA JAN
JAKKA JAN (Japanese: じゃかじゃん) is the Japanese onomatopoeia of the noise made when playing a guitar. It was also a remark by Yui when she showed her ideas for not making Ritsu, the drummer of the band, feel lonely in the back.
This scene has been used in MAD videos a lot.
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Moe Moe Kyun♥
Moe Moe Kyun♥ is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu imagines how nice would look Mio-chan dressed as a maid at their school concert. In her fantasy Mio makes her hands into the shape of a heart and shits a beam of love, while saying «Moe Moe Kyun». The meme became an unofficial symbol of K-On!.
It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's uber cute and/or adorable.
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH KAWAIIZOR
Mugi's eyebrows
Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has blond hair and very thick eyebrows. These "babes" have become a fetish among fans.
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If you can see anything but the eyebrows in this picture, get the fuck out
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Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
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Mugi's father
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Actually, she's a commie
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Mugi can also use Hokuto Shinken
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Cosplay by Yui
Sup Mugi
Sup Mugi is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic Black Time. In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant nigger and gets raped. The 21th page of the manga contains the infamous line "What' s up Mugi". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.
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When you see it, you'll shit bricks
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We totally agree with her.
K-On! Live Action
What can be worse than K-On! anime? Right you are, K-On! cosplay film!
Last Thursday, 【TMA】 studio released Keion the Movie. Actually, it is a cosplay porno (srsly). Someone posted the first SFW 30 minutes of video on JewTube.
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Gallery
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Azusa gets it in the ass
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Make your choice!
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Wanna get high?
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Ritsu gives new meaning to the word "cockhead"
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Sawa-chan is a pedophile
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Dickgirl Music Club
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The Beatles' shitty rip-off
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Fucking censorship
See Also
Links
K-On! is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
K-On! is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |