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[[File:Kyoto_Animation.jpg|thumb|People who say, that it's all the same shit, are fucking stupid]]
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'''K-On!''' (''[[Moonspeak|けいおん!, Keion!]]''; literally "Crap music") is ''the'' god-damned hentai about <s>sex, drugs</s> [[Delicious Cake|cakes]], [[tea]] and rock'n'[[Do a barrel roll|roll]]. Contains a lethal dose of [[moe]] and pantsushots. Also known as [[Azumanga Daioh]] [[ripoff|with musical instruments.]]
'''K-On!''' (''[[Moonspeak|けいおん!, Keion!]]''; literally "Crap music") is ''the'' god-damned hentai about <s>sex, drugs</s> [[Delicious Cake|cakes]], [[tea]] and rock'n'[[Do a barrel roll|roll]]. Contains a lethal dose of [[moe]] and pantsushots. Also known as [[Azumanga Daioh]] [[ripoff|with musical instruments.]]
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==Main Characters ==
==Main Characters ==
[[File:K-On! Wiki-background.jpg|center|thumb|500px|From the left to the right: Tsumugi, Azusa, Yui, Mio and Ritsu]]


* '''[[Retard|Yui Hirasawa]]''': The dumb, clueless [[manchild|womanchild]] who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her [[Dildo|guitar]], sleeps with it, [[schlick]]s with it, and even gave it name "Gita" [[Objectophilia|treating it as a human being]].
* '''[[Retard|Yui Hirasawa]]''': The dumb, clueless [[manchild|womanchild]] who, oddly enough, is a leader of da band and plays guitar well. She loves her [[Dildo|guitar]], sleeps with it, [[schlick]]s with it, and even gave it name "Gita" [[Objectophilia|treating it as a human being]].
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* '''[[Douchebag|Tsumugi Kotobuki]]''': The rich bitch, which the band uses as an [[Money|ATM]] for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.  
* '''[[Douchebag|Tsumugi Kotobuki]]''': The rich bitch, which the band uses as an [[Money|ATM]] for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.  


* '''[[Azn|Azusa]] "[[Nyan Cat|Azu-nyan]]" Nakano''': The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band.
* '''[[Azn|Azusa]] "[[Nyan Cat|Azu-nyan]]" Nakano''': The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band. After the rest of the girls graduated from high school she founded [[Electric Boogaloo|"The Wakaba Girls" band]].


* '''[[Bitch|Sawako Yamanaka]]''': The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in [[cosplay]] costumes like [[Prostitute|French maid uniforms]], much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a [[virgin]], because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.
* '''[[Bitch|Sawako Yamanaka]]''': The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in [[cosplay]] costumes like [[Prostitute|French maid uniforms]], much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a [[virgin]], because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.
* '''[[Slave|Ui Hirasawa]]''': Yui's sister. She exists only to cooking [[Wat|chawklits]] for her "[[incest|Onee-chan]]", wiping her ass and cleaning up her pussy.
* '''[[Nerd|Nodoka Manabe]]''': The nerd chick who was forgotten after the 5th episode. She's a Yui's first crush until she joined the band.


==Memes==
==Memes==
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===Sup Mugi===
===Sup Mugi===
[[File:K-On Sup Mugi.jpg|thumb|The original page]]
[[File:K-On Sup Mugi.jpg|thumb|The original page]]
'''[[Sup]] Mugi''' is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic ''[http://g.e-hentai.org/g/143383/b6f36d586f/ Black Time.]'' In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant [[nigger]] and gets raped. The 21th page of the manga contains the infamous line "What'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'''s up Mugi'''". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.
'''[[Sup]] Mugi''' is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic ''[http://g.e-hentai.org/g/143383/b6f36d586f/ Black Time.]'' In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant [[nigger]] and gets raped. The 21st page of the manga contains the infamous line "What'&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'''s up Mugi'''". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.


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Image:K-On 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]]
Image:K-On 63.jpg|[[Rule 63]]
Image:K-On_Beatles.jpg|''[[The Beatles]]''' shitty rip-off
Image:K-On_Beatles.jpg|''[[The Beatles]]''' shitty rip-off
Image:Keion.jpg|
Image:K-On incest.jpg|"Sis, plz [[Yes|no]], what are you doing???"
Image:K-On_Plastic_Crap_1.jpg|What does "to have too much time on your hands" mean
Image:K-On_Plastic_Crap_2.jpg|More [[plastic crap]] [[WTF]]uckery.......
Image:K-On_GTA.jpg|[[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Cake]]
Image:K-On_GTA.jpg|[[Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Cake]]
Image:K-On Moefist.jpg|[[Brofist]]
Image:K-On Moefist.jpg|[[Brofist]]

Revision as of 20:02, 13 August 2014

Everything you need to know about K-On! in one picture
SOOO KAWAIIII
Obviously not Haruhi
People who say, that it's all the same shit, are fucking stupid
Sieg Heil auf Führer

K-On! (けいおん!, Keion!; literally "Crap music") is the god-damned hentai about sex, drugs cakes, tea and rock'n'roll. Contains a lethal dose of moe and pantsushots. Also known as Azumanga Daioh with musical instruments.

Spread

The shit started off in 2009, when the infamous studio Kyoto Animation has been adapted K-On! enkoma. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of highly concentrated moe, kawaii and "light music" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.

Keion is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed otakus who sleeping with dakimakura and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical harem anime without The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student. This is especially for YOUR PLEASURE!

According to a survey of a Japanese otaku, Keion ranks as the most hated title along with Haruhi and Lucky Star.

The Band

K-On! is about a J-Rock band named "After School Tea Time".

Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of K-On! its heroines were rarely seen rockin' (only three or four times; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.

Brutal Ear Rape

All Opening & Ending Themes

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Main Characters

From the left to the right: Tsumugi, Azusa, Yui, Mio and Ritsu
  • Ritsu Tainaka: The butch lesbian of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably worms in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her forehead became a fetish among the fans of the anime.
  • Tsumugi Kotobuki: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an ATM for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.
  • Azusa "Azu-nyan" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band. After the rest of the girls graduated from high school she founded "The Wakaba Girls" band.
  • Sawako Yamanaka: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in cosplay costumes like French maid uniforms, much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a virgin, because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.
  • Nodoka Manabe: The nerd chick who was forgotten after the 5th episode. She's a Yui's first crush until she joined the band.


Memes

Fistful of Yen

Original

What Would X Do For Money? or Fistful Of Yen is an two-panel exploitable: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being sodomized for that money.

The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls start talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.

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JAKKA JAN

JAKKA JAN (Japanese: じゃかじゃん) is the Japanese onomatopoeia of the noise made when playing a guitar. It was also a remark by Yui when she showed her ideas for not making Ritsu, the drummer of the band, feel lonely in the back.

This scene has been used in MAD videos a lot.

Polka

Jakka Jan Cat

Rainbow JakkaJan

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Moe Moe Kyun♥

Artist's depiction
Azusa can blast beams too.

Moe Moe Kyun♥ is a meme originating from the scene when Ritsu imagines how nice would look Mio-chan dressed as a maid at their school concert. In her fantasy Mio makes her hands into the shape of a heart and shits a beam of love, while saying «Moe Moe Kyun». The meme became an unofficial symbol of K-On!.

It's really hard to explain what does this phrase mean, but Japanese people use it to describe something or someone that's uber cute and/or adorable.

Moe Moe Kyun♥

Vocaloid, looped

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND

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Mugi's eyebrows

Nice try

Tsumugi Kotobuki, unlike the other girls, has blond hair and very thick eyebrows. These "babes" have become a fetish among fans.

  • Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
    Japanese pickled radish "Mugi-chan"
  • Mugi's father
    Mugi's father
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Sup Mugi

The original page

Sup Mugi is a meme involving a picture from the hentai comic Black Time. In the manga Mugi finds an emigrant nigger and gets raped. The 21st page of the manga contains the infamous line "What'    s up Mugi". Now "Sup Mugi" appears in any thread in reply to a post that contains mention of Mugi or her image.

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K-On! Live Action

What can be worse than K-On! anime? Right you are, K-On! cosplay film!

Last Thursday, 【TMA】 studio released Keion the Movie. Actually, it is a cosplay porno (srsly). Someone posted the first SFW 30 minutes of video on JewTube.

Seems they were forced to do this at gunpoint

I think all of them need to sleep more

Ending theme. Just look at the PAIN in their eyes
~-(

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Gallery

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See Also

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