Advanced Placement

Advanced Placement or AP to most people is potentially the most stressing concept created by the Americunt Nation's so called expert wannabes to torture high school students from the unfortunate freshman year throughout a student's senior year. AP offers college-level curricula to high school students, which not only offers such a high leveled curriculum but turns them into all nighters. To satisfy the desperate needs of your average Americunt colleges and universities, students push all their effort to make their momma and poppa happy so they know they're a successful motherfucking math geek.

AP Courses

There are currently 37 bastardized courses and exams available through the AP Program created by wannabe basement-dwellers who ultimately does hate teenagers, which all lies in the fact all of them are literally the same subject; just a different question so teachers don't pull a Cheeyev. Usually, AP students that really devote themselves to the AP program usually have no mother, due to suicide with drugs caused by a failed abortion of your little brother. Taking these courses does have your usual AP student waste their own life for their satisfaction of a college's approval to allow the fucking geek into their enrollment to make emo friends, in which in reality they’re just lonely. The time when college comes is when an AP student thinks they're just going to find a random hot girl and ask if they would like sex, when really, they're a reincarnation of a dead white devil who don't really give two fucks about your unfortunate self. Here is a few of them if you want to waste your time reading:

Best if you fail. You'd avoid more stress that way. Thanks bro.

• AP Art History - Like anybody cares about art history, Americunts decided to go make a course specializing in that to bore the human mind.

• AP Biology - A course usually taught by freakishly tall, large women. Like most AP Courses, AP Biology will overwhelm you with a 1,000 page textbook to take home and read everyday.

• AP Calculus - Well, guess what. If you pass/passed this, you were on meth, and you're an official math geek and you will be bullied for the rest of your life. Congratulations to you if you have already took and passed AP Calculus flawlessly. Clearly the Americunt Nation wanted to give high school students a taste of Satan Claus's Pit. (which that's where Americunts probably come from.)

• AP Human Geography - Currently the only AP Course the unfortunate freshmen have to go through. A well majority students fail the AP test they provide.

• AP United States History or APUSH - A synonym for hell. If you dislike math and science, you might find this your favorite AP class. You'd have to memorize a lot of bullshit nobody really cares about nowadays, though. But still, you'd be a geek.

• AP World History - Usually the second AP class high school students get. Requires a lot of memorization like AP United States History. Also another course where you study shit nobody gives a single fuck about.

Let's say you have three AP classes. Now if you have two assignments every night and you do have a job to help out your emo parents, you'd explode, no? Well, that's the purpose of AP. To make you explode.

Scoring

Well of course, if you plan to go through torture you'd have to go through something called an AP Test. Usually they are made of an extremely large multiple choice part, and a stressing essay part. You'll have limited time. Americunts actually do have the time to grade three million of these kinds of tests. That's how sad they exactly are.

Getting a five.

See: Low-life or Victim. Seriously though, if you got a five you must have really sacrificed your life or something.

Getting a four.

See: Nerd

Getting a one.

See: Normal person

A typical AP student who would get a 5.

See also

• SAT
• School
• College
• Asians
• Test
• Americunt
• High school
• Waste
• Stupidity
• Fuck My Life - A high school AP student.