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'''NMR''' is pretty much a PR company for boring, irritating [[E-celebrity|e-celebrities]] - aka [[White_Trash|media slave children]] nobody would give a shit about had they not been fapped to by NMR's paedos, who then | [[File:justinewannabe.png|200px|thumb|right|Seriously - NMR can't even afford [[Justin_Bieber|Justine]]...]] | ||
'''NMR ''(Pronounced: 'New Media Upstarts)''''' is pretty much a PR company for boring, irritating [[E-celebrity|e-celebrities]] - aka [[White_Trash|media slave children]] nobody would give a shit about had they not been [[fap|fapped]] to by NMR's paedos, who then over-plugged them on social media. It's staff spend their days [[fapping|lurking the butt-end]] of the [[pr0n|internet]] looking for the next [[Justin_Bieber|Justin Baby]]. Of course, not even Justine will give them the time of day - probably because they lack money to suck on a Bieber. [[PewDiePie]] also likely gave them the same response - hence why most of their articles don't include an interview. | |||
[[Image:becauseyoucantfacebook.png|thumb|300px|right|To NMR, finding snarky comments on the internet is [[Tumblr|journalistic integrity!]]]] | |||
If NMR was actually popular and [[USI|not trying too hard]] to look more popular than they actually are - they could end up becoming the cancer that kills the world through projecting the likes of [[Jessi Slaughter]] - however we at ED are here as always to raise awareness of NMR's AIDS infection - so that [[trolling|you too can help save the world]] - and prevent pointless and annoying gobshites from getting famous! | If NMR was actually popular and [[USI|not trying too hard]] to look more popular than they actually are - they could end up becoming the cancer that kills the world through projecting the likes of [[Jessi Slaughter]] - however we at ED are here as always to raise awareness of NMR's AIDS infection - so that [[trolling|you too can help save the world]] - and prevent pointless and annoying gobshites from getting famous! | ||
[[File:jailbaitnotawomenyoudolt.png|300px|thumb|right|NMR can't seem to [[pedo|differentiate between women and underage girls...]]]] | |||
{{quote|NMR is an online magazine dedicated to cutting edge coverage and analyses of new media content, culture and news.|Translation: <i>NMR is written by fat [[basement dwellers]], dedicated to getting coverage for [[attention whores]] who haven't actually done anything important, ever.</i>}} | {{quote|NMR is an online magazine dedicated to cutting edge coverage and analyses of new media content, culture and news.|Translation: <i>NMR is written by fat [[basement dwellers]], dedicated to getting coverage for [[attention whores]] who haven't actually done anything important, ever.</i>}} | ||
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NMR has exactly one member of staff - Alan Van. He and his ego interviewed [[Xiao Rishu]] - not sure why as Xiao is a boring as fuck YouTube ranter who wears [[hipster|onesies]] and [[Jailbait|never leaves her bedroom]]....oh wait - [[Chris_Hanson|PEDO ALERT!]] | NMR has exactly one member of staff - Alan Van. He and his ego interviewed [[Xiao Rishu]] - not sure why as Xiao is a boring as fuck YouTube ranter who wears [[hipster|onesies]] and [[Jailbait|never leaves her bedroom]]....oh wait - [[Chris_Hanson|PEDO ALERT!]] | ||
[[Image: alangotvanded.png|300px | [[Image:alangotvanded.png|thumb|300px|center|Either Alan got [[v&]] or he doesn't want any pesky trolls on his twitter asking about those fapping sounds they can hear...]] | ||
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Revision as of 19:42, 25 September 2014
NMR (Pronounced: 'New Media Upstarts) is pretty much a PR company for boring, irritating e-celebrities - aka media slave children nobody would give a shit about had they not been fapped to by NMR's paedos, who then over-plugged them on social media. It's staff spend their days lurking the butt-end of the internet looking for the next Justin Baby. Of course, not even Justine will give them the time of day - probably because they lack money to suck on a Bieber. PewDiePie also likely gave them the same response - hence why most of their articles don't include an interview.
If NMR was actually popular and not trying too hard to look more popular than they actually are - they could end up becoming the cancer that kills the world through projecting the likes of Jessi Slaughter - however we at ED are here as always to raise awareness of NMR's AIDS infection - so that you too can help save the world - and prevent pointless and annoying gobshites from getting famous!
—Translation: NMR is written by fat basement dwellers, dedicated to getting coverage for attention whores who haven't actually done anything important, ever. | ||
NMR's webshite
Browsing this fickle MTV knock-off is like the reverse of what you'll really ever want to see during your day - it's pretty much like a news feed if it listed things in reverse priority.
Staff
NMR has exactly one member of staff - Alan Van. He and his ego interviewed Xiao Rishu - not sure why as Xiao is a boring as fuck YouTube ranter who wears onesies and never leaves her bedroom....oh wait - PEDO ALERT!
Links
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