Five Nights at Freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's, is an incredible masterpiece of horror survival games and one of the best games evar made. The game itself focuses on spending Five nights at a Chuck E Cheese rip off restaurant called Freddy Fazbear's. The only interaction you ever get to do is flip a tablet up looking at the screen and closing the doors when the monsters get too close. Despite it's boring and bland gameplay, along with it's 2001 video graphics, Five Nights At Freddy's somehow got popular thanks to tumblrfags, Pewdiepie fanboys, Markiplier fanboys, hipsters, and meme loving faggots that spend all day in their basements trying to be funny. What makes it even more of an insult is that it costs $4.99 on Steam. FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A SHITTY GAME!!!!!!!!!!

U gun get raped tonight.

history

This game started off nothing more as a boring piece of shit that would've been forgotten on IndieDB and Desura. Around August 2014, the game saw a boost in popularity because of Markiplier playing it and shitting his pants in fear about how super duper scary and innovative it is. The next few days saw his drones spreading the news about how scary Five Nights at Freddy's is. Watch his video below, eventually his annoying attitude or the gameplay itself is going to give you cancer.

So scary OMG

Moar useless fucking history

About a week after scaring the pants off of 12 year olds and SJW hipster feminazis, Five Nights at Freddy's got greenlit to be sold on steam, where the fanbase continues to show how great this game is by shoving down everybody's throats. Just like Bronies, Whovians, weeaboos, and Furries, Five Nights at Freddy's fans feel the need to shove their love for the game down everybody's throats at any given moment.