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Revision as of 09:46, 14 December 2014
The game has been on Desura since 2013, and was recently released on Steam through Greenlight. It started as a donation campaign, where it somehow raised more than $27,000. For that amount, the authors could have legitimately become females instead of remaining the cross-dressing faggots they likely are IRL. The plot is about several male and female college students who change genders due to some tranny's self-fantasy experiment gone wrong (no seriously, that's the story of the character Derek) and they're all cool with it and get the hots for each other.
IndieGoGo No-No
The game's original goal was $5,000, but in just one month, they gained $27,000 from Deviantards who, instead of buying premium memberships, would rather spend their parent's money on a visual novel. Keep that in mind they actually got paid to make this.
The worst part is the backer rewards. It's normal at first with wallpapers and artwork, but at the bottom, there's one unique reward for those who donate $2,500. For $2,500, you get to have your dick chomped off to be in the game, and that reward sold out. $2,500 that could go into whatever they wanted, and they spent it to be a poorly written, poorly designed gender bent version of themselves.
All of this, and we haven't even gotten to the actual game yet.
And now for our feature presentation
Listen, it's not to late to leave. You can still save yourself the permanent brain damage and nightmares this game causes if you leave the page now! Here, look at another article on Tom Preston or some cartoon show, or something! It's not too late! Run!
With that out of the way, let's get to the game itself.
Story
On the main menu, where you are treated to bad obnoxious techno music, you have a choice between several characters reskins, each with their own fanfic story. The beginning is generally the same: X is near/in a college science lab that is performing secret experiments on drugs that cause people to change gender. The experiment goes wrong, and those near the lab are turned into women. Instead of freaking out, having trouble adjusting to their new bodies, or anything else that makes a good story, they all talk about how sexy they look, and how they wish their boobs were bigger. They talk about how great their new lives are and how being transgender is the best thing ever, and start to get the hots for one another. Pointless shit after pointless shit later, that character's story wraps up on a cliffhanger and then you start the whole thing all over again.
tl;dr
A science lab blows up, you're a girl now, and you want to fuck your friends who are girls now too and become furries for whatever reason. It's basically a Deviantart fanfiction made into a game. This game costs real money.
Now with furries.......whyyyyyyy?
Because this can't get filled with even more autism, the game now has all the characters become furries for God knows why. Some furries include:
- Rabbit eared girl
- Mermaid
- Full/half cat person
- Fox bitch
- Half snake slut
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This abomination should be put down immediately
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Oh look its Snapesnogger
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Where does it end?
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WHAT IN THE EVER LOVE OF FUCK IS THIS THING?!?!?!?!
Gameplay
HA HA HA HA! You thought this shit had gameplay? Look at your gullible face. It's a weeaboo visual novel, the only "gameplay" is a few choices that change the ending. That's it. But hey, on the main menu you get a gallery of sexy pics of your chosen character when you complete their storyline.
"Criticism is toxic. Let's ignore them!"
Once the game was Greenlit and released on Steam, Steam users shat on praised its story and beautiful art style. They even wrote some reviews praising the game for how great it is.
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God help us all
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And people still Greenlit the game when they knew THIS was in it.
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Finally a voice of reason
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Dont try to tell them about art
However, not everyone saw GBDNATE as a masterpiece though, and said it was terrible. Oh no!
The game's creators have noticed this, and they've begun censoring any comments on their Deviantart pages that criticize the game, as well as writing some well thought out comments and tweets. That'll show those trolls!
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These guys really like constructive criticism
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Nope still no comments
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Twatter
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DA clearly finds dissent to be terrifying
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The fastest response to customer complaints and bug reports is to delete them.
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"We don't censor reviews" - we merely flag them for deletion.
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That's right kids. You can be a prick to whoever tells you that your art is terrible.
Extras
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They can't even drawn an ass correctly. How do you fuck up an ass?
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Hey with that better salary, you think you could use it to hire someone to draw you better?
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Okay, artist...if you're going to have naked boobies in your game, make them fappable. My dick turned into a vagina by just looking at it, that's how much of a boner killer this is.
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This is the main menu, where you are treated to an ugly, clingy UI and obnoxious techno music. This game costs real money.
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By the way, these girls were originally men, and now they're making out just because they find each other hot. Just let that sink in...
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Fox Bitches don't play video games. Get your facts straight game.
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Dat face...
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So the character Dina has no remorse for accidentally making her friends poorly drawn transgender sluts against their will. We have a name for people like her: A prick.
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What the fuck is wrong with their eyes?!
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This dialogue was said by the character Lynn. So apparently she's a prick too.
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Really? That's the best line you could come up with? I...okay then...
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This is a discussion they had when they accidentally turned their boss into a woman in the game. Their boss is married, and Dina doesn't care that she may have ruined their relationship because of this. The sad part this, this is all played for laughs. So not only does the character not feel remorse, but neither do the two sick fucks that make this shit.
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This is an example of one of the few choices you can make in the game.
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The creator's game trying to be lulzy, and failing in every possible way. (By the way, the technical term for a shirtless man is "barechested", mkay?)
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Do you hear that? That's the sound of your cerebral cortex melting inside your skull.
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>:(
See Also
External Links
Zetsub
DKDevil
- Digital_Kaos - The co-creator's Twitter
Project Faggotry
- The IndieGoGo page
- The Steam page
- The Desura page
- GBDNATE's 'Official' Facebook page
- The devs' Youtube
Related
- If you really must play this like a sick fuck, sidestep the jews and get it for free here
- For a list of all websites they've spammed with advertisements go here.
- All The Tropes page for this game
- EDF thread about this visual abortion
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