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[[File:Typicalnewfags.jpg|thumb|[[ | [[File:Typicalnewfags.jpg|thumb|[[Gay|Not gay]]]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:Notgay furry.jpg|thumb|It's not gay if you're [[alchohol|drunk]].]] | ||
[[File:Simon cowell in the 1980s.jpg|thumb|[[BGT]] impressario Simon Cowell is among people who are sometimes described as not | [[File:Simon cowell in the 1980s.jpg|thumb|[[BGT]] impressario Simon Cowell is among people who are sometimes described as not gay.]] | ||
Similar to [[not racist]] and the predecessor of [[no homo]], '''not | Similar to [[not racist]] and the predecessor of [[no homo]], '''not gay''' is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. "Not gay" is the OL predecessor of the IRL terms "bromance" and "mancrush", proving once again that the internet makes you gay. | ||
Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message: | Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message: | ||
{{squote|My [[Micropenis|penis is very small]] and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT | {{squote|My [[Micropenis|penis is very small]] and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to [[Blowjob|suck it]], but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't [[Advertising|make my penis bigger]], but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower [[lol|every other day]] and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?}} | ||
In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel '''needs''' to have "not | In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel '''needs''' to have "not gay" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a [[faggot]]. For example: ''[[you|I]] [[jizz|get excited]] every time there's a stand-up routine by [[Dane Cook]]! I love him in a totally '''not gay''' way.'' | ||
== Balls == | == Balls == | ||
[[File:The | [[File:The gayest thing imaginable.jpg|thumb|Totally <s>not</s> gay.]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:GAY BILLIARD BALLS TOUCHING.jpg|thumb|This too.]] | ||
[[some argue|Most people]] [[common knowledge|believe]] that the difference between | [[some argue|Most people]] [[common knowledge|believe]] that the difference between gay and not gay is that even the most debauched sex act is not gay if the participants don't touch [[balls]]. Arguing for, or against it is entirely pointless because it is [[meme|so well-established]]. If you think about it, an [[asshole]] is an asshole, just like a mouth is a mouth. A woman's anus isn't a velvet carpeted runway either, so how's it so different from diving into a man? This is all, of course, presuming you two [[fags]] aren't rubbing nuts. | ||
However, many [[Jorge Serrano|closet fags]] also believe that any homosexual act is not | However, many [[Jorge Serrano|closet fags]] also believe that any homosexual act is not gay unless you're gay. [[facepalm|Meaning if you gay buttfuck, and neither of you are gay, then it's not really gay, even if your balls ''do'' touch.]] | ||
== [[ | == [[Gay|Not Gay People]] == | ||
*[[Erik Ribsskog|Erik "I'm Very Hetersexual" Ribsskog]] | *[[Erik Ribsskog|Erik "I'm Very Hetersexual" Ribsskog]] | ||
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*[[Manti Te'o]] | *[[Manti Te'o]] | ||
==The [[not]] [[ | ==The [[not]] [[gay]] gallery== | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image:Joonrails.jpg|Just mutual touching,Im not | Image:Joonrails.jpg|Just mutual touching,Im not gay.... | ||
Image:Bodyboy.jpg | Image:Bodyboy.jpg | ||
Image:Incomplete sex changes.jpg|Which one indeed? | Image:Incomplete sex changes.jpg|Which one indeed? | ||
Image: | Image:Turngayraeg.jpg|[[Chris-chan|People]] who are "not gay" often have wet dreams like this. | ||
Image: | Image:NotGay.jpg|People Gareth Rodger just messing around for the camera, I'm not gay | ||
Image: | Image:Supergay.jpg|[[Lies|SuperNOTgay]] | ||
Image: | Image:Notgay.jpg|Im [[not]] [[gay]] or anything but I think [[beastiality|dog dicks]] are hot as fuck. | ||
Image:3some.jpg|It's not | Image:3some.jpg|It's not gay to be in the middle | ||
File:Starwarsfags.jpg|It's not | File:Starwarsfags.jpg|It's not gay,to get naked together and post pictures on deviantart. Srsly. | ||
File:Imnotafag.jpg|[[You]] in denial. | File:Imnotafag.jpg|[[You]] in denial. | ||
File:The Straight Community.jpg|so totally not | File:The Straight Community.jpg|so totally not gay guys come on | ||
File:So totally not | File:So totally not gay guys.png | ||
Image:Go cougars.jpg|"My dick is above-average in size (many girls can back me up on that one), and my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. And for those of you that claim that's | Image:Go cougars.jpg|"My dick is above-average in size (many girls can back me up on that one), and my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. And for those of you that claim that's gay, then you are by logical extension calling all guys who have masturbated with their hand gay too-- just because they gave themselves a handjob doesn't mean they want to do that to other guys, and it's the same for self-blowjobs." [[Goronchev|''Goronchev'']],on how sucking your own dick is not gay | ||
File:Eloh.jpg|Mike "Eloh" Martin made himself not | File:Eloh.jpg|Mike "Eloh" Martin made himself not gay through sheer willpower alone and the number of cocks he has sucked doesn't matter one bit | ||
File:College dudes-criss dallas sean 5 10003 5.jpg|Straight Pornstar Criss Strokes enjoys a | File:College dudes-criss dallas sean 5 10003 5.jpg|Straight Pornstar Criss Strokes enjoys a Gay Blowjob | ||
File: | File:Shanedieselgay1.jpg|You are definitely not gay if you let another man suck a [[dildo]] that was modeled after your dick | ||
File:ASpanishandaTurkishClosetHomo.gif | File:ASpanishandaTurkishClosetHomo.gif | ||
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Its not | File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Its not gay to fuck [[Trannies|effeminated Fags with tits]] | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
== Not | == Not Gay Video == | ||
<center><br /> | <center><br /> | ||
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</center> | </center> | ||
== See | == See Also == | ||
[[File:Not | [[File:Not Gay Man.gif|thumb|Definitely Not Gay Man shows us how it's done]] | ||
* [[Bob Rehahn]] | * [[Bob Rehahn]] | ||
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* [[Dubious disclaimer]] | * [[Dubious disclaimer]] | ||
* [[Emosexuality]] | * [[Emosexuality]] | ||
* [[Ex- | * [[Ex-Gay]] | ||
* [[Jailhouse | * [[Jailhouse Gay]] | ||
* [[Larathen]] | * [[Larathen]] | ||
* [[Larry Craig]] "I am [[not]] [[ | * [[Larry Craig]] "I am [[not]] [[gay]] I have never been gay" | ||
* [[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]] | * [[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]] | ||
* [[No Homo]] | * [[No Homo]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:59, 25 August 2024
Similar to not racist and the predecessor of no homo, not gay is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. "Not gay" is the OL predecessor of the IRL terms "bromance" and "mancrush", proving once again that the internet makes you gay.
Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message:
In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel needs to have "not gay" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a faggot. For example: I get excited every time there's a stand-up routine by Dane Cook! I love him in a totally not gay way.
Balls
Most people believe that the difference between gay and not gay is that even the most debauched sex act is not gay if the participants don't touch balls. Arguing for, or against it is entirely pointless because it is so well-established. If you think about it, an asshole is an asshole, just like a mouth is a mouth. A woman's anus isn't a velvet carpeted runway either, so how's it so different from diving into a man? This is all, of course, presuming you two fags aren't rubbing nuts.
However, many closet fags also believe that any homosexual act is not gay unless you're gay. Meaning if you gay buttfuck, and neither of you are gay, then it's not really gay, even if your balls do touch.
Not Gay People
- Erik "I'm Very Hetersexual" Ribsskog
- Bam Margera
- Ann Coulter
- Ted Haggard
- Oprah Winfrey
- Condoleezza Rice
- Stephen Colbert
- Tom Cruise
- Larry Craig
- Manti Te'o
The not gay gallery
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Just mutual touching,Im not gay.... -
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Which one indeed? -
People who are "not gay" often have wet dreams like this. -
People Gareth Rodger just messing around for the camera, I'm not gay -
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It's not gay to be in the middle -
It's not gay,to get naked together and post pictures on deviantart. Srsly. -
You in denial. -
so totally not gay guys come on -
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"My dick is above-average in size (many girls can back me up on that one), and my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. And for those of you that claim that's gay, then you are by logical extension calling all guys who have masturbated with their hand gay too-- just because they gave themselves a handjob doesn't mean they want to do that to other guys, and it's the same for self-blowjobs." Goronchev,on how sucking your own dick is not gay -
Mike "Eloh" Martin made himself not gay through sheer willpower alone and the number of cocks he has sucked doesn't matter one bit -
Straight Pornstar Criss Strokes enjoys a Gay Blowjob
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You are definitely not gay if you let another man suck a dildo that was modeled after your dick
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Its not gay to fuck effeminated Fags with tits
Not Gay Video
See Also
- Bob Rehahn
- christianhillbilly
- Fred Phelps
- Coldplay
- Colonel Klink
- Crazyconan
- Dubious disclaimer
- Emosexuality
- Ex-Gay
- Jailhouse Gay
- Larathen
- Larry Craig "I am not gay I have never been gay"
- List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
- No Homo
- Not Jewish
- Not racist
- Spike Can Dance
- VenomFangX
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