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[[Image:Pixieman.jpg|thumb|Floating in front of the molestation shed!]] | [[Image:Pixieman.jpg|thumb|Floating in front of the molestation shed!]] | ||
Look no further! '''Randy Constan''' ''is'' '''Peter Pan'''. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that [[Michael Jackson]] was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching [[13-year-old boys]], but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use [[Internets|teh internets]]. | Look no further! '''Randy Constan''' ''is'' '''Peter Pan'''. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that [[Michael Jackson]] was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching [[13-year-old boys]], but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use [[Internets|teh internets]]. | ||
<br><br>'''Pans two favorite quotes''': | |||
'''Pans two favorite quotes''': | |||
"''Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.''" -- [[Pedophile|Bill Maher]] | "''Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.''" -- [[Pedophile|Bill Maher]] | ||
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As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, [[Florida]]. He is [[Old|52 years old]] but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other [[children]]". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on [http://www.amw.com/ America's Most Wanted]. | As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, [[Florida]]. He is [[Old|52 years old]] but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other [[children]]". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on [http://www.amw.com/ America's Most Wanted]. | ||
It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a [[girlfriend]] and quite possibly a [[Prostitute|wife]], but we all know that really he is just a [[fag]]. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of [[money|irl munnies]] through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a [[ghetto]]. Highely recommended for all the [[ | It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a [[girlfriend]] and quite possibly a [[Prostitute|wife]], but we all know that really he is just a [[fag]]. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of [[money|irl munnies]] through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a [[ghetto]]. Highely recommended for all the [[The_great_emo_suicide_meme_of_2005|emo fAgetz]] out there. | ||
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==Quotes From Peter Pan== | ==Quotes From Peter Pan== | ||
{{warning|text=If you're [[Homosexual| | {{warning|text=If you're [[Homosexual|gay]] and proud these quotes will most likely turn you straight.}} | ||
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* "I know all this makes me a very [[Homosexual|silly boy]]!" | * "I know all this makes me a very [[Homosexual|silly boy]]!" | ||
* "Of course [[life]] is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental [[maturity]]." | * "Of course [[life]] is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental [[maturity]]." | ||
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* "I wont grow up!" | * "I wont grow up!" | ||
* "I do quite a bit of sewing." | * "I do quite a bit of sewing." | ||
* "If you happen to have seen [[Whore|Tinkerbell]], [[Cock Trapper|Wendy]], [[Hermaphrodite|Tigerlilly]], or any of my [[ | * "If you happen to have seen [[Whore|Tinkerbell]], [[Cock Trapper|Wendy]], [[Hermaphrodite|Tigerlilly]], or any of my [[Ed_Rodriguez|pals]], please tell them of my site!" | ||
* "I tried to take ballet for a while." | * "I tried to take ballet for a while." | ||
* "I found this super [[Gary Glitter|starry glitter]] fabric to make tights, and it turned out [[ | * "I found this super [[Gary Glitter|starry glitter]] fabric to make tights, and it turned out [[Brian_Peppers|super cute!]]" | ||
* "I'm going to be a cute [[school]] boi!" | * "I'm going to be a cute [[school]] boi!" | ||
* "Besides, the [[Mario|God of Love]] that [[Jesus]] spoke of is the only one I serve." | * "Besides, the [[Mario|God of Love]] that [[Jesus]] spoke of is the only one I serve." | ||
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* All his latest [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html Fashion]. | * All his latest [http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html Fashion]. | ||
* And a fucked up video [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307724]. | * And a fucked up video [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307724]. | ||
[[Category:People|Pan, Peter]] | [[Category: People|Pan, Peter]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:58, 25 August 2024
Look no further! Randy Constan is Peter Pan. This may confuse you, because before Randy was discovered it was believed that Michael Jackson was the one and only Peter Pan. That however is false. Randy not only creates his own music while touching 13-year-old boys, but as opposed to Michael he knows how to use teh internets.
Pans two favorite quotes:
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex." -- Bill Maher
"Unless you become as little Children, you can't see God's kingdom." -- Jesus
History of Pete
Apparently Peter Pan was born at least 100 years ago in New York. Many psychologists would suggest that Peter Pan is a victim of Pedophilia. Which helps us understand why in our modern times he lures kids into his bed and then "punishes" them.
Peter Pan Of Today
As of today Peter Pan is living in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is 52 years old but claims he is still only 14 years of age, making it perfectly okay to express his love for "other children". I'd advise anyone living in Tampa Bay to lock all their doors and windows before someone ends up on America's Most Wanted.
It is said that Peter Pan made his homepage in an attempt to get a girlfriend and quite possibly a wife, but we all know that really he is just a fag. On his homepage you can buy "Be A Pixie" T-Shirts for $22 of irl munnies through paypal, which is a guaranteed way to get shot dead when walking near a ghetto. Highely recommended for all the emo fAgetz out there.
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Recent speculation has arisen on 4chan's /x/ board that Peter Pan's true identity is actually that of the Slender Man, but nobody gives a shit because everybody is too busy fapping over The Grifter.
Quotes From Peter Pan
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Warning! If you're gay and proud these quotes will most likely turn you straight. |
- "I know all this makes me a very silly boy!"
- "Of course life is not a game, and I do strive to continually grow in emotional, spiritual, and mental maturity."
- "And, as you might have guessed, I DO love the outfits."
- "I wont grow up!"
- "I do quite a bit of sewing."
- "If you happen to have seen Tinkerbell, Wendy, Tigerlilly, or any of my pals, please tell them of my site!"
- "I tried to take ballet for a while."
- "I found this super starry glitter fabric to make tights, and it turned out super cute!"
- "I'm going to be a cute school boi!"
- "Besides, the God of Love that Jesus spoke of is the only one I serve."
- "Putting your penis in my mouth is very normal Timmy..."
Gallery
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Peter Pan finally grew up... And several arms as well. -
Someone needs to die. -
Playboi bunny? -
Omg.... -
Peter Pan! -
More bunny rear action. -
Demure. -
The stars make it hetero. -
General faggotry -
wat -
He Came
Fanart
See also
External links
- Peter Pan's homepage. WARNING: GHEY MIDI. PROTIP: its in the right upper corner
- All his latest Fashion.
- And a fucked up video [1].