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[[File:Typicalnewfags.jpg|thumb|[[Gay|Not gay]]]]
[[File:Typicalnewfags.jpg|thumb|[[win|Not win]]]]
[[File:Notgay furry.jpg|thumb|It's not gay if you're [[alchohol|drunk]].]]
[[File:Notwin furry.jpg|thumb|It's not win if you're [[alchohol|drunk]].]]
[[File:Simon cowell in the 1980s.jpg|thumb|[[BGT]] impressario Simon Cowell is among people who are sometimes described as not gay.]]
[[File:Simon cowell in the 1980s.jpg|thumb|[[BGT]] impressario Simon Cowell is among people who are sometimes described as not win.]]


Similar to [[not racist]] and the predecessor of [[no homo]], '''not gay''' is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. "Not gay" is the OL predecessor of the IRL terms "bromance" and "mancrush", proving once again that the internet makes you gay.
Similar to [[not racist]] and the predecessor of [[no homo]], '''not win''' is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. "Not win" is the OL predecessor of the IRL terms "bromance" and "mancrush", proving once again that the internet makes you win.


Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message:
Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message:


{{squote|My [[Micropenis|penis is very small]] and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to [[Blowjob|suck it]], but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't [[Advertising|make my penis bigger]], but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower [[lol|every other day]] and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?}}
{{squote|My [[Micropenis|penis is very small]] and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT win!) says it makes him feel sick to [[Blowjob|suck it]], but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't [[Advertising|make my penis bigger]], but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower [[lol|every other day]] and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?}}


In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel '''needs''' to have "not gay" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a [[faggot]]. For example: ''[[you|I]] [[jizz|get excited]] every time there's a stand-up routine by [[Dane Cook]]! I love him in a totally '''not gay''' way.''
In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel '''needs''' to have "not win" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a [[faggot]]. For example: ''[[you|I]] [[jizz|get excited]] every time there's a stand-up routine by [[Dane Cook]]! I love him in a totally '''not win''' way.''


== Balls ==
== Balls ==


[[File:The gayest thing imaginable.jpg|thumb|Totally <s>not</s> gay.]]
[[File:The winest thing imaginable.jpg|thumb|Totally <s>not</s> win.]]
[[File:GAY BILLIARD BALLS TOUCHING.jpg|thumb|This too.]]
[[File:win BILLIARD BALLS TOUCHING.jpg|thumb|This too.]]


[[some argue|Most people]] [[common knowledge|believe]] that the difference between gay and not gay is that even the most debauched sex act is not gay if the participants don't touch [[balls]]. Arguing for, or against it is entirely pointless because it is [[meme|so well-established]]. If you think about it, an [[asshole]] is an asshole, just like a mouth is a mouth. A woman's anus isn't a velvet carpeted runway either, so how's it so different from diving into a man? This is all, of course, presuming you two [[fags]] aren't rubbing nuts.
[[some argue|Most people]] [[common knowledge|believe]] that the difference between win and not win is that even the most debauched sex act is not win if the participants don't touch [[balls]]. Arguing for, or against it is entirely pointless because it is [[meme|so well-established]]. If you think about it, an [[asshole]] is an asshole, just like a mouth is a mouth. A woman's anus isn't a velvet carpeted runway either, so how's it so different from diving into a man? This is all, of course, presuming you two [[fags]] aren't rubbing nuts.


However, many [[Jorge Serrano|closet fags]] also believe that any homosexual act is not gay unless you're gay. [[facepalm|Meaning if you gay buttfuck, and neither of you are gay, then it's not really gay, even if your balls ''do'' touch.]]
However, many [[Jorge Serrano|closet fags]] also believe that any homosexual act is not win unless you're win. [[facepalm|Meaning if you win buttfuck, and neither of you are win, then it's not really win, even if your balls ''do'' touch.]]


== [[Gay|Not Gay People]] ==
== [[win|Not win People]] ==


*[[Erik Ribsskog|Erik "I'm Very Hetersexual" Ribsskog]]
*[[Erik Ribsskog|Erik "I'm Very Hetersexual" Ribsskog]]
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*[[Manti Te'o]]
*[[Manti Te'o]]


==The [[not]] [[gay]] gallery==
==The [[not]] [[win]] gallery==


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Image:Joonrails.jpg|Just mutual touching,Im not gay....
Image:Joonrails.jpg|Just mutual touching,Im not win....
Image:Bodyboy.jpg
Image:Bodyboy.jpg
Image:Incomplete sex changes.jpg|Which one indeed?
Image:Incomplete sex changes.jpg|Which one indeed?
Image:Turngayraeg.jpg|[[Chris-chan|People]] who are "not gay" often have wet dreams like this.
Image:Turnwinraeg.jpg|[[Chris-chan|People]] who are "not win" often have wet dreams like this.
Image:NotGay.jpg|People Gareth Rodger just messing around for the camera, I'm not gay
Image:Notwin.jpg|People Gareth Rodger just messing around for the camera, I'm not win
Image:Supergay.jpg|[[Lies|SuperNOTgay]]
Image:Superwin.jpg|[[Lies|SuperNOTwin]]
Image:Notgay.jpg|Im [[not]] [[gay]] or anything but I think [[beastiality|dog dicks]] are hot as fuck.
Image:Notwin.jpg|Im [[not]] [[win]] or anything but I think [[beastiality|dog dicks]] are hot as fuck.
Image:3some.jpg|It's not gay to be in the middle
Image:3some.jpg|It's not win to be in the middle
File:Starwarsfags.jpg|It's not gay,to get naked together and post pictures on deviantart. Srsly.
File:Starwarsfags.jpg|It's not win,to get naked together and post pictures on deviantart. Srsly.
File:Imnotafag.jpg|[[You]] in denial.
File:Imnotafag.jpg|[[You]] in denial.
File:The Straight Community.jpg|so totally not gay guys come on
File:The Straight Community.jpg|so totally not win guys come on
File:So totally not gay guys.png
File:So totally not win guys.png
Image:Go cougars.jpg|"My dick is above-average in size (many girls can back me up on that one), and my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. And for those of you that claim that's gay, then you are by logical extension calling all guys who have masturbated with their hand gay too-- just because they gave themselves a handjob doesn't mean they want to do that to other guys, and it's the same for self-blowjobs." [[Goronchev|''Goronchev'']],on how sucking your own dick is not gay
Image:Go cougars.jpg|"My dick is above-average in size (many girls can back me up on that one), and my dick is actually just long enough for me to get my tongue on it without too much effort-- and to actually suck the end of it with great effort. And for those of you that claim that's win, then you are by logical extension calling all guys who have masturbated with their hand win too-- just because they gave themselves a handjob doesn't mean they want to do that to other guys, and it's the same for self-blowjobs." ''[[Goronchev]]'',on how sucking your own dick is not win
File:Eloh.jpg|Mike "Eloh" Martin made himself not gay through sheer willpower alone and the number of cocks he has sucked doesn't matter one bit
File:Eloh.jpg|Mike "Eloh" Martin made himself not win through sheer willpower alone and the number of cocks he has sucked doesn't matter one bit
File:College dudes-criss dallas sean 5 10003 5.jpg|Straight Pornstar Criss Strokes enjoys a Gay Blowjob
File:College dudes-criss dallas sean 5 10003 5.jpg|Straight Pornstar Criss Strokes enjoys a win Blowjob
File:Shanedieselgay1.jpg|You are definitely not gay if you let another man suck a [[dildo]] that was modeled after your dick
File:Shanedieselwin1.jpg|You are definitely not win if you let another man suck a [[dildo]] that was modeled after your dick
File:ASpanishandaTurkishClosetHomo.gif
File:ASpanishandaTurkishClosetHomo.gif
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Its not gay to fuck [[Trannies|effeminated Fags with tits]]
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Its not win to fuck [[Trannies|effeminated Fags with tits]]
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== Not Gay Video ==
== Not win Video ==


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== See Also ==
== See also ==


[[File:Not Gay Man.gif|thumb|Definitely Not Gay Man shows us how it's done]]
[[File:Not win Man.gif|thumb|Definitely Not win Man shows us how it's done]]


* [[Bob Rehahn]]
* [[Bob Rehahn]]
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* [[Dubious disclaimer]]
* [[Dubious disclaimer]]
* [[Emosexuality]]
* [[Emosexuality]]
* [[Ex-Gay]]
* [[Ex-win]]
* [[Jailhouse Gay]]
* [[Jailhouse win]]
* [[Larathen]]
* [[Larathen]]
* [[Larry Craig]] "I am [[not]] [[gay]] I have never been gay"
* [[Larry Craig]] "I am [[not]] [[win]] I have never been win"
* [[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
* [[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
* [[No Homo]]
* [[No Homo]]

Revision as of 14:49, 25 August 2024

Not win
File:Notwin furry.jpg
It's not win if you're drunk.
BGT impressario Simon Cowell is among people who are sometimes described as not win.

Similar to not racist and the predecessor of no homo, not win is inserted into a sentence that might otherwise reveal the homosexuality of the speaker. "Not win" is the OL predecessor of the IRL terms "bromance" and "mancrush", proving once again that the internet makes you win.

Popularized by a post to the defunct allaboutsex.com, where a user posted this message:

 
“ 		 
My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT win!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?
  		„
 

In the event that you ever open your mouth to say something that you feel needs to have "not win" added somewhere to the end of the sentence, you're probably a faggot. For example: I get excited every time there's a stand-up routine by Dane Cook! I love him in a totally not win way.

Balls

File:The winest thing imaginable.jpg
Totally not win.
File:Win BILLIARD BALLS TOUCHING.jpg
This too.

Most people believe that the difference between win and not win is that even the most debauched sex act is not win if the participants don't touch balls. Arguing for, or against it is entirely pointless because it is so well-established. If you think about it, an asshole is an asshole, just like a mouth is a mouth. A woman's anus isn't a velvet carpeted runway either, so how's it so different from diving into a man? This is all, of course, presuming you two fags aren't rubbing nuts.

However, many closet fags also believe that any homosexual act is not win unless you're win. Meaning if you win buttfuck, and neither of you are win, then it's not really win, even if your balls do touch.

Not win People

The not win gallery

Not win Video


See also

File:Not win Man.gif
Definitely Not win Man shows us how it's done


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